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Tim McConnell @timmcconnell.bsky.social · 10h

People have been sending me messages: "what are you talking about? why would the DNC have nude full body scans? you are an idiot!" Folks, if that's true, why did the DNC demand a nude full body scan from me when I considered running for the Senate?

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Tim McConnell @timmcconnell.bsky.social · 1d

It is wild that the DNC had a nude full body scan of that guy and they still let him run and hide the death's head.

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Tim McConnell @timmcconnell.bsky.social · 3d

"When did you lose faith in Hegseth?" is a real "when did you stop beating your wife?" moment.

Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 3d

‘He lost us’: Generals, senior officers say trust in Hegseth has evaporated
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‘He lost us’: Generals, senior officers say trust in Hegseth has evaporated

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has lost the trust and respect of some top military commanders, with his public “grandstanding” widely seen as unprofessional and the personnel moves made by the former ...

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Tim McConnell @timmcconnell.bsky.social · 3d

Zip 'em back up, folks, because you're not getting any hot pasta T'n'A action in this misleading article.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 3d

Melissa slowed down in the Caribbean on Tuesday, allowing it to build into a potentially destructive tropical storm as it moves north toward Haiti, the Dominican Republic and Jamaica.

From there, there is little certainty among forecasters about where it will go or just how intense it may become.

What Spaghetti Models Say About Tropical Storm Melissa

Forecasters said there was “significant uncertainty” about where the tropical storm will go and how intense it could become. Spaghetti models are one of several tools forecasters use.

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Tim McConnell @timmcconnell.bsky.social · 3d

This is the room with the TV where you watch yourself being tortured and killed. Keep an eye out!

La Femme Makita @eworcharas.bsky.social · 3d

This is where we do our state enforced microagression training (how to be more microagressive)

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Tim McConnell @timmcconnell.bsky.social · 3d

The tailbone is the silent killer.

Tim McConnell @timmcconnell.bsky.social · 3d

Alex.

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 4d

Feeling like him

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Tim McConnell @timmcconnell.bsky.social · 4d

Filling the void left by Epstein's death. A home away from home for the elite. Not on an island but in a district.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 4d

Construction workers ripped the face off the East Wing to begin building President Trump’s 90,000-square-foot ballroom.

White House’s East Wing Partially Demolished to Build Trump’s Ballroom

The president had pledged that construction wouldn’t “interfere with the current building,” a promise that always seemed unrealistic given the grand scale of the plans.

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merritt @merrittk.com · 4d

"you should work nine hours a day six days a week making money for somebody else when you are young so you can (maybe) not have to work at all when you are 65" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

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Tim McConnell @timmcconnell.bsky.social · 5d

The rules-based international order.

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 6d

“Our enemies are cowards and we’re going to defeat them” includes the democrats

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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 6d

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Tim McConnell @timmcconnell.bsky.social · 6d

Video games are for adults.

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Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · 7d

Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani

chart with title 10/17/25 dodgers-brewers

y-axis is total bases
x-axis is at-bats
shohei ohtani is plotted high and to the left with 12 total bases in 3 at-bats
the brewers (an entire mlb organization) against the opposing starting p;itcher, who happened to be shohei ohtani, are at bottom right with 3 hits in 19 at-bats

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Tim McConnell @timmcconnell.bsky.social · 8d

Somebody please explain this art to me. Somebody explain this fruit. I need someone to explain my children.

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Forbes @forbes.com · 10d

Tests from Consumer Reports found more than two-thirds of 23 popular protein products contained unsafe levels of lead.

Lead Is Becoming More Common Among Protein Powders And Shakes, Report Says

Tests from Consumer Reports found more than two-thirds of 23 popular protein products contained unsafe levels of lead.

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Tim McConnell @timmcconnell.bsky.social · 9d

Addendum: I've now seen this movie, and I'm further demoralized that my joke post made a stronger statement than the movie.

Tim McConnell @timmcconnell.bsky.social · 10d

Launching a new viral family brand feed on Facebook. Starting a new post "You wouldn't believe what my wife did today!" Asking xAI Grok to generate a video "female family annihilator, mcmansion interior, Halloween decor, four children flayed, solemn music; fade to new scene, moist blue female alien

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 12d

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sq66...
It’s raining enjoy this

"TECHNOVA" TOWA TEI WITH BEBEL GILBERTO

YouTube video by towatei_channel

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Tim McConnell @timmcconnell.bsky.social · 13d

Also good to read the Joshi-annotated collections.

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Tim McConnell @timmcconnell.bsky.social · 13d

Alex, what does the polling say about this? How will this impact his 2032 presidential hopeful score? Is he prepared to hire a virulent misanthrope to his team for a more balanced administration? Will he submit to an image consultant who could mitigate his Scary Ethnic Profile score? A red state gov

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Tim McConnell @timmcconnell.bsky.social · 14d

Help me, I am in Hell.

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Tim McConnell @timmcconnell.bsky.social · 15d

They don't want you to know this.

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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 24d

The first episode of 31 Murders To Midnight, in which I review 31 horror (mostly) films for 31 minutes each in the month of October 2025, is now live for members of the patreon. Walk the first six steps in the inexcorable path toward midnight! patreon.com/sfultra

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