Will
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Music, film/TV, pro basketball, college football. Not in that order.
I’ve “called my congressman” maybe three times in my life. I’m doing it every hour on the hour today.
Tomorrow, the House of Representatives will vote on a bill that bans gender-affirming medical care for any transgender person under 18, and threatens any medical professional providing this care to youth with 10 years in prison.
Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.
Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.
Protect Trans Care Now
As wave after wave of extreme measures to criminalize and strip trans people of rights and safety continue, tell Congress to act.
action.aclu.org
December 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I’ve “called my congressman” maybe three times in my life. I’m doing it every hour on the hour today.
No one has ever wanted anyone’s sloppy seconds the way Lane Kiffin craves Ed Orgeron’s sloppy seconds.
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
No one has ever wanted anyone’s sloppy seconds the way Lane Kiffin craves Ed Orgeron’s sloppy seconds.
Eat a bowl of poop, Hardin-Simmons.
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Eat a bowl of poop, Hardin-Simmons.
Jenny Taft just nailed that interview with Ming the Merciless.
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Jenny Taft just nailed that interview with Ming the Merciless.
Mississippi: if the 9th day of a rural county fair after 11:00 pm was a state.
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Mississippi: if the 9th day of a rural county fair after 11:00 pm was a state.
It’s not that I’m hung up on my high school years, but I have a new niece named Sealy and I spend waaayyy too much time talking about how bad Sealy whipped those punk ass Cuero Gobblers back in the 90s.
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
It’s not that I’m hung up on my high school years, but I have a new niece named Sealy and I spend waaayyy too much time talking about how bad Sealy whipped those punk ass Cuero Gobblers back in the 90s.
🎶 Puttin’ on my gravy pants,
Hey those are just my normal pants!
All your pants can be gravy pants,
Cause it’s turkey Day!! 🎶
Hey those are just my normal pants!
All your pants can be gravy pants,
Cause it’s turkey Day!! 🎶
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
🎶 Puttin’ on my gravy pants,
Hey those are just my normal pants!
All your pants can be gravy pants,
Cause it’s turkey Day!! 🎶
Hey those are just my normal pants!
All your pants can be gravy pants,
Cause it’s turkey Day!! 🎶
So, I’m NOT trending?
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
So, I’m NOT trending?
Somehow “roadkill bear carcass warming up in the car trunk while he attends a dinner party” is not a shoo-in for the title of “most disturbing RFK protein consumption”
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Somehow “roadkill bear carcass warming up in the car trunk while he attends a dinner party” is not a shoo-in for the title of “most disturbing RFK protein consumption”
Think I’ll just keep on drivin’, anywhere will do…
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Think I’ll just keep on drivin’, anywhere will do…
Kirby: “Sweep the leg”
Woodring: “But Sensei, I’ll be disqualified.”
Kirby: “Sweep the leg.”
Woodring: “But Sensei, I’ll be disqualified.”
Kirby: “Sweep the leg.”
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Kirby: “Sweep the leg”
Woodring: “But Sensei, I’ll be disqualified.”
Kirby: “Sweep the leg.”
Woodring: “But Sensei, I’ll be disqualified.”
Kirby: “Sweep the leg.”
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They’re calling her Megyn. R Kelly now.
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
They’re calling her Megyn. R Kelly now.
The current visual combination of McAfee’s jacket, Narduzzi’s sunglasses, and the color(?) of Saban’s suit would flat out kill Derek Guy.
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The current visual combination of McAfee’s jacket, Narduzzi’s sunglasses, and the color(?) of Saban’s suit would flat out kill Derek Guy.
Donald “Blue Dress” Trump.
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Donald “Blue Dress” Trump.
David Chang is mixing Kraft Mac-n-Cheese powder with vodka and I cannot let my wife find out about this.
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
David Chang is mixing Kraft Mac-n-Cheese powder with vodka and I cannot let my wife find out about this.
BYU @ TTU might be the most severe discrepancy in student population average body count the universe has ever seen
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
BYU @ TTU might be the most severe discrepancy in student population average body count the universe has ever seen
Singing cartoon teapot Angela Lansbury.
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Singing cartoon teapot Angela Lansbury.
Trick or treaters with goatee and cracking voices, eyeing my beers.
“Take a Kit Kat and move along, junior.”
“Take a Kit Kat and move along, junior.”
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Trick or treaters with goatee and cracking voices, eyeing my beers.
“Take a Kit Kat and move along, junior.”
“Take a Kit Kat and move along, junior.”
Someone heard there’s an opening at LSU:
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Someone heard there’s an opening at LSU:
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Pregnant Women, DON’T TAKE PARENTING ADVICE FROM A CONVICTED FELON WHO OWNED A TEENAGE BEAUTY PAGEANT AND HAS SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT TO HIDE THE FACT THAT HE WAS BEST FRIENDS WITH THE MOST NOTORIOUS CHILD RAPIST IN MODERN HISTORY.
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Pregnant Women, DON’T TAKE PARENTING ADVICE FROM A CONVICTED FELON WHO OWNED A TEENAGE BEAUTY PAGEANT AND HAS SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT TO HIDE THE FACT THAT HE WAS BEST FRIENDS WITH THE MOST NOTORIOUS CHILD RAPIST IN MODERN HISTORY.
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