I hope not. I hope he goes 10-14 and misses bowl games in both years 1 and 2. I hope he goes on multiple 3-day benders with Ed O and winds up passed out with a Coed on IG. I hope Vandy comes to Red Stick at night and wins 34-13. I hope Kirby and Sark both take him to the woodshed.

Starkville: Where your mother has exactly one more tooth (3) than you have biological grandparents (2)

My old man was in the 82nd back in the mid 70s. Happy to ask. The answer might be 40 years out of date though.

“You will be my depository. But not for books. No, my love. Not for books.”

“Slow Nuzzi Day” was right there for the taking Tone.

Make em leave my boots on, when they lay me in the ground…

But I want to go back to going crazy, believing every word I was told…

Car full of gas on the Natchez Trace, changing lanes in the same old place…