Atiya Townes
@tiarocket13.bsky.social
Sewist, Gardener, Least Chaotic Bi, Jigsaw Puzzler, Reader of Smut, and Cat Lady. I am a normal human being, maybe.
Yall see that video of that person opening up a can of cranberry sauce and it's all water?
My first question is where is their can opener. My second is what kind of knife is that, that it can get through metal that easily.
It looks fake.
Someone else gotta find it, I don't have TT.
My first question is where is their can opener. My second is what kind of knife is that, that it can get through metal that easily.
It looks fake.
Someone else gotta find it, I don't have TT.
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Yall see that video of that person opening up a can of cranberry sauce and it's all water?
My first question is where is their can opener. My second is what kind of knife is that, that it can get through metal that easily.
It looks fake.
Someone else gotta find it, I don't have TT.
My first question is where is their can opener. My second is what kind of knife is that, that it can get through metal that easily.
It looks fake.
Someone else gotta find it, I don't have TT.
There's a list
(yuri bot blocklist guys
bsky.app/profile/cath...)
bsky.app/profile/cath...)
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
There's a list
Not sure why, but I looked up Larry Hagman for some reason and I got a picture of John Travolta. I still have that screen shot.
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Not sure why, but I looked up Larry Hagman for some reason and I got a picture of John Travolta. I still have that screen shot.
Here it hit 68 today and it was nice and clear.
Why y’all keep talking about snow?
*In my “85 and clear” voice*
*In my “85 and clear” voice*
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Here it hit 68 today and it was nice and clear.
You gon have to take me out because the first song I thought of was by Fergie 🤣😭😂😂😂.
I can't even think of one.
I can't even think of one.
Name 5 Iggy songs, 🔫 pointing to your head
Iggy Azalea Swears Off Returning to Music: 'I Don't Want to Come Back'
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/jael...
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/jael...
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
You gon have to take me out because the first song I thought of was by Fergie 🤣😭😂😂😂.
I can't even think of one.
I can't even think of one.
ROOKIE NUMBERS!!!
@tiarocket13.bsky.social has swears! They've used 812 profanities in their last 5,282 posts.
🥇 "shit" (204 times)
🥈 "ass" (109 times)
🥉 "fuck" (92 times)
🥇 "shit" (204 times)
🥈 "ass" (109 times)
🥉 "fuck" (92 times)
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
ROOKIE NUMBERS!!!
Y'all ready to admit this was a cash grab yet? And that he's leaving all of us to the fundies when he's done? Not YOUR fundies, other fundies that have money and influence.
Trump used his Truth Social account on Friday to announce that he intends to grant a "Full and Complete Pardon" to former Honduran president Juan Orlando Hernandez – a convicted drug trafficker sentenced last year to 45 years in U.S. federal prison for helping move massive quantities of cocaine.
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Y'all ready to admit this was a cash grab yet? And that he's leaving all of us to the fundies when he's done? Not YOUR fundies, other fundies that have money and influence.
Good morning @profanity.accountant please tell the world that I do not use neither my garden shears nor my crochet hook for good.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Good morning @profanity.accountant please tell the world that I do not use neither my garden shears nor my crochet hook for good.
Good morning Fam, gotta feed the cats, check the garden and completely ignore my scrap cardigan. How about I start a sweater so I don't have to remove 3-6 single crochet lined and flat slip stitch joined granny squares from each sleeves, then add a ribbed cuff.
New sweater sounds much better.
New sweater sounds much better.
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Good morning Fam, gotta feed the cats, check the garden and completely ignore my scrap cardigan. How about I start a sweater so I don't have to remove 3-6 single crochet lined and flat slip stitch joined granny squares from each sleeves, then add a ribbed cuff.
New sweater sounds much better.
New sweater sounds much better.
I don't know who this baby is, but he pulling from all the eras, and not making it cohesive.
It's not the worst though. It's not great, but I won't call it trash.
That outfit is everything though.
It's not the worst though. It's not great, but I won't call it trash.
That outfit is everything though.
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I don't know who this baby is, but he pulling from all the eras, and not making it cohesive.
It's not the worst though. It's not great, but I won't call it trash.
That outfit is everything though.
It's not the worst though. It's not great, but I won't call it trash.
That outfit is everything though.
Good morning to everyone except my cats, who were both behaving just fine a minute ago. Then decided to have a brawl on my lap.
I'm just tryna read guys. Must you??
I'm just tryna read guys. Must you??
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Good morning to everyone except my cats, who were both behaving just fine a minute ago. Then decided to have a brawl on my lap.
I'm just tryna read guys. Must you??
I'm just tryna read guys. Must you??
I love that everyone is throwing out recipes to make cream of whatever soup now because the VP of Campbell's told us how he really felt.
I think it's fantastic. So far I've see videos two condensed freezer recipes, one fresh recipe, and some powdered recipes.
Boycott 2025 is a beautiful thing.
I think it's fantastic. So far I've see videos two condensed freezer recipes, one fresh recipe, and some powdered recipes.
Boycott 2025 is a beautiful thing.
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I love that everyone is throwing out recipes to make cream of whatever soup now because the VP of Campbell's told us how he really felt.
I think it's fantastic. So far I've see videos two condensed freezer recipes, one fresh recipe, and some powdered recipes.
Boycott 2025 is a beautiful thing.
I think it's fantastic. So far I've see videos two condensed freezer recipes, one fresh recipe, and some powdered recipes.
Boycott 2025 is a beautiful thing.
I was telling my friend here in TJ about this. When DoE killed the Phonics class it went all down hill.
Lmaooo I be trying to make it make sense to my kids but listen I’m just as confused sometimes 🤷🏽♀️
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I was telling my friend here in TJ about this. When DoE killed the Phonics class it went all down hill.
Reposted by Atiya Townes
BURN THE WITCH.
Cranberry sauce straight outta the can is trash—either make a cranberry salad or save that 89 cents, love. We don’t need your ridged cranberry gelatin on the dinner table.
5. What’s a controversial food take that you’d stand ten toes down and defend at all costs?
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
BURN THE WITCH.
Google says The Price Is Right stopped airing in 2018.
CBS has clips from today's show.
Google get your shit together.
Don't ask me why I was looking up The Price Is Right, I don't know.
CBS has clips from today's show.
Google get your shit together.
Don't ask me why I was looking up The Price Is Right, I don't know.
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Google says The Price Is Right stopped airing in 2018.
CBS has clips from today's show.
Google get your shit together.
Don't ask me why I was looking up The Price Is Right, I don't know.
CBS has clips from today's show.
Google get your shit together.
Don't ask me why I was looking up The Price Is Right, I don't know.
Some people will build something in a game and be like oh let's put this firewood right here. The firewood is outside in the weather so if it rains it will be useless.
Or make a park with no lights and hide all the benches behind thick trees and shrubbery.
It's like common sense is suspended.
Or make a park with no lights and hide all the benches behind thick trees and shrubbery.
It's like common sense is suspended.
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Some people will build something in a game and be like oh let's put this firewood right here. The firewood is outside in the weather so if it rains it will be useless.
Or make a park with no lights and hide all the benches behind thick trees and shrubbery.
It's like common sense is suspended.
Or make a park with no lights and hide all the benches behind thick trees and shrubbery.
It's like common sense is suspended.
My friend was like, why are you ordering yarn from Hobbii and sending it to your PO Box? You live in Mexico. You can avoid the tariffs completely if you send it to your house. I'm like oh yeah...
Hobbii does not ship to Mexico.
😑😐 COME DE FUC ONNNN
Hobbii does not ship to Mexico.
😑😐 COME DE FUC ONNNN
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My friend was like, why are you ordering yarn from Hobbii and sending it to your PO Box? You live in Mexico. You can avoid the tariffs completely if you send it to your house. I'm like oh yeah...
Hobbii does not ship to Mexico.
😑😐 COME DE FUC ONNNN
Hobbii does not ship to Mexico.
😑😐 COME DE FUC ONNNN
You mean you people made the choice to wear out their tech, for many varied reasons including, affordability, climate concerns, slave labor, and pure spite. Planned obsolescence is no match for the frugal and principled.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
You mean you people made the choice to wear out their tech, for many varied reasons including, affordability, climate concerns, slave labor, and pure spite. Planned obsolescence is no match for the frugal and principled.
Never fails, day before any "togetherness" holiday someone looking for a good woman suddenly thinks I'm a viable option.
There are four pictures, tops of my face on this app. You don't even know what I look like.
If you don't take your lonely ass on and apologize to your people...
There are four pictures, tops of my face on this app. You don't even know what I look like.
If you don't take your lonely ass on and apologize to your people...
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Never fails, day before any "togetherness" holiday someone looking for a good woman suddenly thinks I'm a viable option.
There are four pictures, tops of my face on this app. You don't even know what I look like.
If you don't take your lonely ass on and apologize to your people...
There are four pictures, tops of my face on this app. You don't even know what I look like.
If you don't take your lonely ass on and apologize to your people...
My guy just listed all his kinks in one conspiracy.
Buddy, there's clubs for stuff like this. See a therapist and then join a community.
Buddy, there's clubs for stuff like this. See a therapist and then join a community.
This is oddly specific for the televangelist to come up with 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My guy just listed all his kinks in one conspiracy.
Buddy, there's clubs for stuff like this. See a therapist and then join a community.
Buddy, there's clubs for stuff like this. See a therapist and then join a community.
I finally got around to trying one of my Sweet Heat Peppers I harvested from my garden.
They are hot, not painfully hot, but definitely hotter than expected.
FANTASTIC!! I'm so excited.
They are hot, not painfully hot, but definitely hotter than expected.
FANTASTIC!! I'm so excited.
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I finally got around to trying one of my Sweet Heat Peppers I harvested from my garden.
They are hot, not painfully hot, but definitely hotter than expected.
FANTASTIC!! I'm so excited.
They are hot, not painfully hot, but definitely hotter than expected.
FANTASTIC!! I'm so excited.
Crafty Introvert Problem #68394:
Look at this new shawl that took 28 hours and 1,326 yards of yarn to #crochet. I can't wait to wear it out so people can see how talented I am.
Also
People suuuuuccckkkkk.... I'm gonna chill inside and make something else.
Look at this new shawl that took 28 hours and 1,326 yards of yarn to #crochet. I can't wait to wear it out so people can see how talented I am.
Also
People suuuuuccckkkkk.... I'm gonna chill inside and make something else.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Crafty Introvert Problem #68394:
Look at this new shawl that took 28 hours and 1,326 yards of yarn to #crochet. I can't wait to wear it out so people can see how talented I am.
Also
People suuuuuccckkkkk.... I'm gonna chill inside and make something else.
Look at this new shawl that took 28 hours and 1,326 yards of yarn to #crochet. I can't wait to wear it out so people can see how talented I am.
Also
People suuuuuccckkkkk.... I'm gonna chill inside and make something else.
If your boss hands you a cursed object and bad shit starts happening to you, you'd hide the cursed object in the boss's office and quit right?
That's not how things work in trashy mass produced romance novels. Everything is fine because dick is involved.
That's not how things work in trashy mass produced romance novels. Everything is fine because dick is involved.
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If your boss hands you a cursed object and bad shit starts happening to you, you'd hide the cursed object in the boss's office and quit right?
That's not how things work in trashy mass produced romance novels. Everything is fine because dick is involved.
That's not how things work in trashy mass produced romance novels. Everything is fine because dick is involved.
I'm fairly certain there was a memo put out about this place over a year ago.
I saw the memo, did YOU see the memo?
There was even updates, to the memo, and status reports. So ALL of that was ignored.
I mean that's bad, but there were memos.
You have my lukewarm sympathies skin folk.
I saw the memo, did YOU see the memo?
There was even updates, to the memo, and status reports. So ALL of that was ignored.
I mean that's bad, but there were memos.
You have my lukewarm sympathies skin folk.
Wayne, NJ Target Shopper Racially Profiled, Unlawfully Detained, Lawsuit Says
The shopper, a Black man, was unlawfully detained, and his personal bag was unlawfully searched, according to the suit
patch.com/new-jersey/w...
The shopper, a Black man, was unlawfully detained, and his personal bag was unlawfully searched, according to the suit
patch.com/new-jersey/w...
NJ Target Shopper Racially Profiled, Unlawfully Detained, Lawsuit Says
The shopper, a Black man, was unlawfully detained, and his personal bag was unlawfully searched, according to the suit.
patch.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm fairly certain there was a memo put out about this place over a year ago.
I saw the memo, did YOU see the memo?
There was even updates, to the memo, and status reports. So ALL of that was ignored.
I mean that's bad, but there were memos.
You have my lukewarm sympathies skin folk.
I saw the memo, did YOU see the memo?
There was even updates, to the memo, and status reports. So ALL of that was ignored.
I mean that's bad, but there were memos.
You have my lukewarm sympathies skin folk.
You gotta treat verbena and alyssum like weeds y'all; them shits will spread seeds all over your garden and you'll be picking their sprouts out BY HAND if you have pots in close quarters.
I still love them both though. It's my own fault.
I still love them both though. It's my own fault.
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
You gotta treat verbena and alyssum like weeds y'all; them shits will spread seeds all over your garden and you'll be picking their sprouts out BY HAND if you have pots in close quarters.
I still love them both though. It's my own fault.
I still love them both though. It's my own fault.