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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band)

@thumpasaurus.bsky.social

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Detroit City FC owner (cold weather tank top guy from the Keyworth fence) fighting illini enthusiast (postgame shots guy from The Champaign Room, debilitating ADHD guy from the @offtackleempire.bsky.social podcast) replacement level jazz trombonist

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 6h

that would brake too quickly to be an ARCA car, points off for realism

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 6h

nascar used to start at noon eastern every sunday with a handful of exceptions a year

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 6h

also I can do all that shit and I’m 36 and 300 pounds so uhhhh lmao

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 6h

Genuinely surprised there’s not more fallout than 1/3

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 6h

Do you think they know they won’t be getting paid for this (since it’s a construction/contracting job for Donald trump)

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 6h

doing my part to make the world more utopian

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 7h

the fumbler did though get past the line to gain

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 9h

woowoowoo

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 9h

So apparently this was a prophecy

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 10h

Today in an MS Teams meeting for work an “AI Assistant” put in the chat a summary of the meeting so far

Thank you Microsoft for demonstrating that you are actively surveilling all Teams based business calls

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 11h

Be gracious to ex-MAGA, especially former ICE or military. You’ll need one of them in your party. There’s always one.

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 11h

Now is the time to be questing across the world and gathering a ragtag crew of misfits who all use different weapons. In fact, you should have had some character development by now.

We are one Peter Thiel cancer diagnosis from a full-blown Final Fantasy endgame scenario

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 12h

Purgerstory

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 18h

lmao

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 20h

nobody else could have pulled off the louvre heist

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 1d

this promotion is costing them no money

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 1d

by sheer score, yeah, but if you look at yards gained and all that? Nope. We only turned it over once against IU and they still put up 63. Iowa was a situation where we sucked and couldn’t stop making it dramatically worse every time we touched the ball. IU just hamblasted us

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 2d

also recipient of the worst beatdown I’ve ever seen against a team wearing illini colors

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 2d

There are now eight 5-2 teams in the Big Ten and none of them are any good

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 2d

EVERYBODY DO THE MICHIGAN RAAAAAAG

Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 2d

It’s the same picture.gif

Ohtani looks like a dancing fro, down to the little cane

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 2d

Seriously though when your college football program is struggling, do this and they will eventually hire curt cignetti

Super Bowl Champion Basketball Fan, NEVER of the Sixers @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 2d

Live report from Camp Randall: the dudes are rocking.

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 2d

The “Spend All Your Mana On Illinois” strategy is paying fewer and fewer dividends each year for Purdue

Travis Miller @justtmill.bsky.social · 2d

Purdue is just getting worse each week.

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve taken to calling him “the Haynes King” instead of “Haynes King”

thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 2d

I am opposed to this section of CVS not on moral purity grounds but because I’m a small business advocate and they’re taking business away from our nation’s independent sex shops

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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 3d

He doesn’t. He respects his hustle. Trump loves con men.

Blagojevich and Kwame Kilpatrick are also men he admires