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Jake Bailey

Jake Bailey

@thiotrix.bsky.social

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Microbiology, cycling, food and wine

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Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 6h

I found work at this place called the Silver Twilight Lodge. It's sort of like Mar-a-Lago but they are trying to assist powerful beings in their plan for world domination...oh...🧐

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 7h

I heard that he would have opened his fourth bottle, but it was some Barefoot he bought for his mother-in-law

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 8h

Knowing a tabby or two myself, you've already had the treat, and three more for good measure.

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 9h

Not just any cake. TrumpCake™

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 9h

Chloe Dygert's daisy duke shorts (and political views)

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 11h

That's a bummer, I kinda like him. Though I guess now he'll have more time to draft off @katie13.bsky.social on the bike path. 😉

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 14h

Your evolution brings oxygen to Earth's atmosphere, but then someone makes an iced latte out of you.

Microscope image of spiral-shaped filaments of cyanobacteria, which are green in color.

Reposted by Jake Bailey

Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 1d

Leaked document. Yikes, things are about to get much worse. It looks like we’re on the verge of becoming a military state across the country. Step out of line, and the man come and take you away.

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 1d

He is the last person who should be claiming any scientific advance as his own, given he has done nothing but take a wrecking ball to science in this country.

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 1d

Man with glasses stares at a glowing spider that just bit his hand.

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 1d

Actually yes, I have been doing more TTs lately, less time, more pain, goofier helmet, zero mud.

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 1d

Longer yes, not much mud, only sometimes.

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 1d

In the U.S. we have around 2 million km of roads that instead of paving we decided to dump little pieces of crushed rock on them. Then people drive too fast on them and they get all washboarded. Then other people, ofter wearing flannel and ironic mustaches, ride their bikes on them.

A dirt road in the desert. There is washboarding on the road. Small bushes can be seen on either side.

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 1d

FFS - at least have the decency to grill them first.

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 1d

I would be good at cross, except for the dismounting, and the remounting, and the barriers, and the running. So basically gravel...😂

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 1d

There's no European or other alternative/mirror for whatever science data you are looking for? If there isn't, there really needs to be. We can no longer be depended on as stable and reliable curators of data, unfortunately.

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 1d

If he wants a plant identification tool, check out the Seek app by INaturalist.

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 2d

TIL that tuxedos can be gray!

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 2d

I realize there is some decades now of tradition of having the Grand Depart outside of France, but why, other than money for the city and organizers? In my opinion, the TdF should start in France and stay in France. Maybe some of you will tell me why this is a naive viewpoint. I just don't get it.

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 2d

Mike Johnson: "I've been a little too busy to worry about the details of this nuclear war business..."

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 2d

Test target 1: Epstein Island.

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 2d

Their downfall was making a profile on Missing LinkedIn.

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 2d

And if you roll a 20, then Tiamat gets to eat you.

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 2d

And the market is likely sitting on another tech bubble as a result.

Jake Bailey @thiotrix.bsky.social · 2d

Or the plankton were like "Before I come back there, we're going to have to Fe things out."