Thicc Stauskas
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Thicc Stauskas
@thiccstauskas.bsky.social
No god between the hashes brother
Democrats actually have an opportunity right now to reshape immigration discourse forever “hey look the republicans are grabbing your neighbors and their kids off the fucking street into unmarked cars” and instead they’re like “well da border is sacure:)))”
Democrats have always had dumb and unpopular immigration policy. If they just stopped letting Republicans use that card it would be incredibly beneficial.
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Masterful politics sir
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Reposted by Thicc Stauskas
Poor dumb young people; indoctrinated by the evidence of their eyes and ears; living in a bubble of what is actually happening instead of here in the real world of billionaire donor events and funder dinners.
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.

She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
If you’re a 7/10 conservative woman in America you can secure generational wealth for yourself and your family if you’re willing to be unbelievably stupid in public for the rest of your life
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Penn state can I offer you in a coach with a winning record against Ohio state and who has never lost to Michigan?
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Michigan losing 3 of its best recruits on signing day including 2 receivers they don’t wanna pay up for. What is the point of Sherrone Moore right now? What is he doing well?
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“You morons love this shit don’t you”
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Oh no whatever you do don’t drop a story about Sherrone moore having some type of improper relationship with
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Conference Champ Week:

1. OSU
2. Indiana
3. TA&M
4. Oregon
5. BYU
6. Ole Miss
7. Georgia
8. ND
9. Texas Tech
10. Oklahoma
11. Bama
12. Miami
13. Vandy
14. Utah
15. Michigan
16. Texas
17. Tulane
18. JMU
19. North Texas
20. USC
21. Navy
22. Virginia
23. Arizona
24. USF
25. Illinois
Week 14:

1. TA&M
2. Ohio State
3. Indiana
4. BYU
5. Georgia
6. Oregon
7. Ole Miss
8. Texas Tech
9. Notre Dame
10. Oklahoma
11. Alabama
12. Michigan
13. Utah
14. Miami
15. Vandy
16. Tulane
17. USC
18. Texas
19. JMU
20. North Texas
21. Navy
22. Virginia
23. Tennessee
24. ASU
25. Georgia Tech
Week 13

1. TA&M
2. Ohio State
3. Indiana
4. Georgia
5. Oregon
6. Bama
7. Notre Dame
8. BYU
9. Ole Miss
10. Texas Tech
11. Oklahoma
12. USC
13. Utah
14. Michigan
15. Miami
16. Vandy
17. Georgia Tech
18. Tulane
19. Texas
20. JMU
21. North Texas
22. Illinois
23. Tennessee
24. Washington
25. Mizzou
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Guys I think Michigans staff is pretty incompetent and even I’m not scared of pat Fitzgerald in 2026 AD
Be careful what you wish for. Fitzgerald hates Michigan and understands the rivalry. In the past when MSU hires a coach with that mindset they've done reasonably well vs UM.
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
So it sounds like MSU’s plan is to give Pat Fitzgerald an NIL war chest? What an incredible idea. Yeah I’m gonna give this caveman access to 4Chan I think it’s gonna go great
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It’s a good thing that Sherrone Moore isn’t in charge of special teams then
And the only reason they are the same ranking is because special teams cratered (from 17 to 125). Offense went from 94 to 50, defense hung around at 12 from 10. And their overall rating went up from 10.6 to 13.6. Again, Moore needs to change things but they didn't go 3-9 here.
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Zero babyyyyy! The exact same team!!!!!
Who wants to guess Michigans year over year sp+ improvement?
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Who wants to guess Michigans year over year sp+ improvement?
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
You look at what dusty may has done in one year and you tell me this is the best product we can put on the field
wasting last year's defensive line with that qb room and kirk canpbell at oc is all you need to know about sherrone. he may grow into being a good coach but he's not a killer. look at the basketball team to see how quickly you can turn it around at a place with michigan's resources.
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Reposted by Thicc Stauskas
wasting last year's defensive line with that qb room and kirk canpbell at oc is all you need to know about sherrone. he may grow into being a good coach but he's not a killer. look at the basketball team to see how quickly you can turn it around at a place with michigan's resources.
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
None of Sherrone Moore’s 7 losses at Michigan have been one score games. Their most competitive was against Indiana in 2021 and they were momentarily close due to Indiana completely shitting down their leg. Good coaches do not lose like this with that level of regularity
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I was wrong to suggest firing Jim Harbaugh but ultimately none of the lessons I learned there apply to Sherrone Moore
Not wrong here, but you can’t be the Soup guy and not expect the eye rolls.
The way you get shit on Michigan Bluesky for suggesting that a demonstrably average coach is average is so crazy. This is one area where Twitter has it right. You guys aren’t mean enough
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I basically agree here
Might as well bring in another top 20 class next season and see how it goes than rush into the worst coaching market in years to hire Jed Fisch
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The way you get shit on Michigan Bluesky for suggesting that a demonstrably average coach is average is so crazy. This is one area where Twitter has it right. You guys aren’t mean enough
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
No you couldn’t. Harbaugh was a demonstrated good coach
Could’ve said the same thing about Harbaugh only for Bo Until he starting winning The Game.
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
In this day and age of college football with the money Michigan has and the investment they have put in the program it is actually not acceptable to lose like this to anyone. It’s not 2012 anymore. Ohio state doesn’t have every advantage. We’re both paying our rosters tens of millions of dollars
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Against the 3 best teams on Michigan’s schedule, they are on pace to combine for roughly 0.1 post game expected wins. Unacceptable with this level of investment in the football program. There is zero evidence he’s the guy. This program right now is a cargo cult of Jim Harbaugh
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Does being young mean they’re not allowed to try anything?
Ridiculous take when he's coaching the youngest team in the conference
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Prime Bo Jackson at running back would’ve changed nothing about Michigan’s result today
Yeah man, he should have uninjured his best three RBs this morning. What an imposter
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM