TheVClaw 🐗 🏳️‍🌈
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I'm a 34 year old freelance writer who's written millions of words worth of fanfiction (inuding the 'Brushed Away' series) since 2013. I'm a shameless gay bear (and boar) who wears my heart on my sleeve, and a My Little Pony tattoo on my chest.
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My BF surprised me with this awesome art of my Boarsona! I absolutely love it! 🐗🌈
Joe Pilato should've gotten an Oscar nomination for his performance in Day of the Dead. Truly despicable villain with a short temper and GORGEOUS hair! May he rest in peace...
Something I made with Gimp & Microsoft Paint 🐗
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"I invoke my fifth amendment right to silence. I invoke my right to a lawyer."

Those specific words. Do not get cute with it. Even saying "I want a lawyer" had been determined in court NOT to count an invoking your right as it is simply expressing a desire, as much legal weight as "I want a pony."
TGI(stfu)F. Learn the script.
I remember spending twenty minutes downloading a single song, only to delete the MP3 when I play it and hear a skip included from the CD rip. 😒
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All werewolves are gay! Any media that shows a straight werewolf is cishet propaganda!
If they were all dressed in regular clothing and put in the same room, it'd look like a Brony convention.
Look at all those “college aged kids” texting each other “I love Hitler.”
Mad Dog 2020 will transport you to Sunday afternoon.
Which gas station pizza are we thinking is in his mouth: Hunt Bros, or Caseys?
Welp, since the weather is getting colder again, I decided to grow out my beard once more. See you next summer, handlebar stache!~
With that said, they taste perfectly fine, but they REALLY get stuck inside every little crevice of my teeth while chewing. Definitely a good novelty treat, but I'm not surprised they're so heavily discounted already.
So I got some bags of freeze-dried candies on discount, and the sour gummy worms feel like some weird alternate universe cheeto...
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BUT HEY!

THAT'S JUST A Segway to remind you that the FNAF creator/this movie's screenwriter, Scott Cawthon, donates the money he makes from FNAF stuff to far right politicians, many of whom are currently trying to make things worse for everyone, specifically trans people. Don't support this film.
MatPat has been cast as Toy Bonnie in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’
Conservatives are seriously more upset about Trump getting his Covid shot than the evidence that he raped children.

That should be enough to stop trying to reason with them. They're unwell.
New mask from #HyenaAgenda came in. Matches with my boar aesthetics perfectly! #BoarCore🐗
I recently removed all of my KISS patches from various items of mine, so I've been doing a lot of sewing in my free time the last week or so. Ended up doing a lot more than expected! 😜
So... does that mean that the Cure to Autism was somewhere inside of my foreskin this whole time?
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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He looks like Ellen Degeneres if she still had her soul.
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Daaaaaamn, Cracked....

but you're right. 100% right.
I want this design on a tanktop, or for a patch to sew on my boar-themed battlevest~