The Technocratic Union
@thetechnocracy.bsky.social
Celebrating 700 years of protecting reality from those who would warp it, and humanity from that which would eat it.
(run by cody, nwo feed agent and outreach representative. hi!)
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Hey folks! Welcome to the home of the Technocracy on Bluesky, where we're celebrating the 700th anniversary of the founding of the Order of Reason in `1325! Stay tuned for news of the exciting events we have in store in honor of this achievement, and for some of the plans we have for your future!
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The Celestial Chorus send their regards
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The Celestial Chorus send their regards
Only the Hermetic RDs would use an EDE language in which every sentence has at least two meanings as a chief method of instruction. Consider it a test of your will, intelligence, ambition, and your enthusiasm to swallow any old esoteric bullshit they throw at you. #TeamTechnocracy
Apprentice here, i am learning enochian and let me tell you it does not make sense.
It feels like a language designed to be as confusing as possible.
It feels like a language designed to be as confusing as possible.
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Only the Hermetic RDs would use an EDE language in which every sentence has at least two meanings as a chief method of instruction. Consider it a test of your will, intelligence, ambition, and your enthusiasm to swallow any old esoteric bullshit they throw at you. #TeamTechnocracy
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A 13-year search for one of the world's rarest flowers in Indonesia ends in a 'magical experience'
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Researcher cries after finding rare flower in Indonesia
A team of researchers describe the "magical" experience of finding a rare species of flower in bloom deep in the Sumatran rainforest after a 23-hour trek.
www.abc.net.au
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
A 13-year search for one of the world's rarest flowers in Indonesia ends in a 'magical experience'
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Of course. Going mad without power gets you nothing but a place in the soup line.
i think the first thing i'd do with power is go mad
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Of course. Going mad without power gets you nothing but a place in the soup line.
“It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.” -Pratchett & Gaiman, Good Omens
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 AM
“It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.” -Pratchett & Gaiman, Good Omens
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Tonight one of my VtM players realized very quickly they were encountering a shovelhead mound, but he didn't want to spoil the surprise for the others.
He's playing a vampire who doesn't really know much about the Sabbat, so he kept true to his character and feigned ignorance.
Tonight one of my VtM players realized very quickly they were encountering a shovelhead mound, but he didn't want to spoil the surprise for the others.
He's playing a vampire who doesn't really know much about the Sabbat, so he kept true to his character and feigned ignorance.
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Tonight one of my VtM players realized very quickly they were encountering a shovelhead mound, but he didn't want to spoil the surprise for the others.
He's playing a vampire who doesn't really know much about the Sabbat, so he kept true to his character and feigned ignorance.
Tonight one of my VtM players realized very quickly they were encountering a shovelhead mound, but he didn't want to spoil the surprise for the others.
He's playing a vampire who doesn't really know much about the Sabbat, so he kept true to his character and feigned ignorance.
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
"The counterculture is just the R&D department for capitalism." -Grayson Perry
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 AM
"The counterculture is just the R&D department for capitalism." -Grayson Perry
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
//"How did you get into ttrpgs"
In the lily-white suburbs, it was the closest I could get to being a gangster.
In the lily-white suburbs, it was the closest I could get to being a gangster.
"How did you get into ttrpgs"
Chess didnt have enough possibilities for me
Chess didnt have enough possibilities for me
"how did you get into ttrpgs"
A malevolent curse on my bloodline.
A malevolent curse on my bloodline.
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
//"How did you get into ttrpgs"
In the lily-white suburbs, it was the closest I could get to being a gangster.
In the lily-white suburbs, it was the closest I could get to being a gangster.
There really was a film called Shazaam that starred Sinbad as a genie. It was a Taftani project that warped reality and was responsible for the creation of several new uncontrolled RDs. Like most events explained by the Mandela Effect, we had to use extensive procedures to wipe this from history.
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
There really was a film called Shazaam that starred Sinbad as a genie. It was a Taftani project that warped reality and was responsible for the creation of several new uncontrolled RDs. Like most events explained by the Mandela Effect, we had to use extensive procedures to wipe this from history.
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The universe does things on a subatomic level that would get you arrested for bank fraud if you tried the financial equivalent.
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The universe does things on a subatomic level that would get you arrested for bank fraud if you tried the financial equivalent.
We'll be watching your progress with great interest.
Had our Mage the Ascension game last night, which ended up being a good time. My dice as usual decided that they weren't going to roll any kind of well for magic, but mundane skills would roll great. We are still figuring out the dynamic between all the characters, but it's getting there.
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
We'll be watching your progress with great interest.
"Can't you see that you're not making the Celestial Chorus better? You're making the Virtual Adepts worse!"
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
"Can't you see that you're not making the Celestial Chorus better? You're making the Virtual Adepts worse!"
In fact, keep Partially Muscled Skeleton Day spirit with you all throughout the year.
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
In fact, keep Partially Muscled Skeleton Day spirit with you all throughout the year.
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Okay, but like genuinely
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Okay, but like genuinely
Edison's Frankenstein, one of the opening salvos in a war involving Etherites, Iteration X, The Syndicate, Hollow Ones, the Cult of Ecstasy, the Order of Hermes, and oodles of Nephandi that led to the creation of Hollywood. I'll tell the story sometime if there's any interest.
Frankenstein 1910 Edison
YouTube video by tvdays
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Edison's Frankenstein, one of the opening salvos in a war involving Etherites, Iteration X, The Syndicate, Hollow Ones, the Cult of Ecstasy, the Order of Hermes, and oodles of Nephandi that led to the creation of Hollywood. I'll tell the story sometime if there's any interest.
Please note that having this account as a follower only means that we have reasons to remind you of our constant presence. You can, of course, assume that you are being monitored by us regardless of official Bluesky status. #ttrpg #worldofdarkness #mta #TeamTechnocracy
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Please note that having this account as a follower only means that we have reasons to remind you of our constant presence. You can, of course, assume that you are being monitored by us regardless of official Bluesky status. #ttrpg #worldofdarkness #mta #TeamTechnocracy
Okay, which one of you is responsible for this? Own up now, and there's still a sight chance that we can deal with this quietly and without excess attention from the cross-and-flamethrower psychotics.
Somerset church tomb collapse exposes 1700s stone crypt
The church says it is currently unclear whether the collapse has damaged any surrounding graves.
www.bbc.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Okay, which one of you is responsible for this? Own up now, and there's still a sight chance that we can deal with this quietly and without excess attention from the cross-and-flamethrower psychotics.
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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All citizens of Yellow clearance or below reporting traitors for recycling today have been awarded a treason star.
It was clearly stated that this was the GREEN thing to do.
#ttrpg #paranoia #green
It was clearly stated that this was the GREEN thing to do.
#ttrpg #paranoia #green
Alpha Complex is proudly 100% #sustainable.
We recycle everything: Air, water, food, and citizens.
Do your part. Report a traitor for recycling today. I
It is the green thing to do.
#ttrpg #paranoia #green
We recycle everything: Air, water, food, and citizens.
Do your part. Report a traitor for recycling today. I
It is the green thing to do.
#ttrpg #paranoia #green
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Imagine, you and three changeling companions, driving a sensible sedan during a race against two other teams: one driving a hot rod, the third one driving mum's lame minivan.
Your task is to collect one food item each from 10 diners all over New Jersey.
Easy?
1/5
Your task is to collect one food item each from 10 diners all over New Jersey.
Easy?
1/5
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Imagine, you and three changeling companions, driving a sensible sedan during a race against two other teams: one driving a hot rod, the third one driving mum's lame minivan.
Your task is to collect one food item each from 10 diners all over New Jersey.
Easy?
1/5
Your task is to collect one food item each from 10 diners all over New Jersey.
Easy?
1/5
If anyone would care to learn about a Technocratic Procedure designed to discredit and even destroy the reputation of a target, then gather round. I've been authorized to distribute it to The List as it's being used for purposes considered unmutual by my superiors. #ttrpg #WorldOfDarkness #mta
November 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If anyone would care to learn about a Technocratic Procedure designed to discredit and even destroy the reputation of a target, then gather round. I've been authorized to distribute it to The List as it's being used for purposes considered unmutual by my superiors. #ttrpg #WorldOfDarkness #mta
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