HouseTremere
@housetremere.bsky.social
Mage, Usurper, Chess Expert, Shitposter
Use of "//" indicates out of character
Use of "//" indicates out of character
Pinned
Regent: I'm telling you there's a missing ingredient when we cook at home.....
Elder: Someone else's labor
Regent: Yes! YES! That's it exactly! Now let's distill that into a powder so we can....
Elder: Someone else's labor
Regent: Yes! YES! That's it exactly! Now let's distill that into a powder so we can....
Reposted by HouseTremere
Because UE is, IMO, bound to die in S5, here's a Billy Joel Song for em
#TremereSongs (Billy Joel - Piano Man)
It's nine o'clock at the Elysium
Regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sittin' next to me
Being drained by a Malkavian
#TremereSongs (Billy Joel - Piano Man)
It's nine o'clock at the Elysium
Regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sittin' next to me
Being drained by a Malkavian
August 25, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Because UE is, IMO, bound to die in S5, here's a Billy Joel Song for em
#TremereSongs (Billy Joel - Piano Man)
It's nine o'clock at the Elysium
Regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sittin' next to me
Being drained by a Malkavian
#TremereSongs (Billy Joel - Piano Man)
It's nine o'clock at the Elysium
Regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sittin' next to me
Being drained by a Malkavian
//This sketch gave me a good laugh. If any of my players ever ask an absolutely unimportant NPC the names of their parents, I would simply say "Mom and Dad"
When players focus on the wrong NPC
YouTube video by Viva La Dirt League
www.youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
//This sketch gave me a good laugh. If any of my players ever ask an absolutely unimportant NPC the names of their parents, I would simply say "Mom and Dad"
//I saw Dawn Of The Dead in a mall movie theater. It was the last showing of the night, like 9pm or something on a Wednesday.
I was the *only* person in the showing.
I was the *only* person in the showing.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
//I saw Dawn Of The Dead in a mall movie theater. It was the last showing of the night, like 9pm or something on a Wednesday.
I was the *only* person in the showing.
I was the *only* person in the showing.
//The human brain really is something. I get a bit of vertigo just looking at a picture, a still image, one in black and white, that my brain should absolutely, 100% know, indicates *I* am in no danger of falling
just looking at that for too long makes me want to sit down
...but i am sitting down
just looking at that for too long makes me want to sit down
...but i am sitting down
December 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
//The human brain really is something. I get a bit of vertigo just looking at a picture, a still image, one in black and white, that my brain should absolutely, 100% know, indicates *I* am in no danger of falling
just looking at that for too long makes me want to sit down
...but i am sitting down
just looking at that for too long makes me want to sit down
...but i am sitting down
Pete and Re-Pete were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?
December 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Pete and Re-Pete were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?
Kindred PSA: Any Kindred or their Ghouls doing the 67 "meme" at Elysium, will be staked and sent to @thetechnocracy.bsky.social so the Progenitors can have another test subject to run experiments on.
No exceptions.
No exceptions.
December 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Kindred PSA: Any Kindred or their Ghouls doing the 67 "meme" at Elysium, will be staked and sent to @thetechnocracy.bsky.social so the Progenitors can have another test subject to run experiments on.
No exceptions.
No exceptions.
The canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
December 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
Bookstores create serendipity in ways online shopping wont
December 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Bookstores create serendipity in ways online shopping wont
If I controlled the internet, you could email dead people.
They would not email you back.
youtu.be/gu_PQBmk-6c?...
They would not email you back.
youtu.be/gu_PQBmk-6c?...
December 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If I controlled the internet, you could email dead people.
They would not email you back.
youtu.be/gu_PQBmk-6c?...
They would not email you back.
youtu.be/gu_PQBmk-6c?...
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
Thanks, i hate it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Thanks, i hate it.
"You're very famous"
Why Dracula hates Arabs
YouTube video by Rudy Ayoub
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"You're very famous"
Reposted by HouseTremere
I don't know why I haven't made this before now.
July 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I don't know why I haven't made this before now.
The canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
December 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
Any Kindred who asks a Chat-Bot, of any variety, how to raise their Fledglings will be Blood Hunted.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Any Kindred who asks a Chat-Bot, of any variety, how to raise their Fledglings will be Blood Hunted.
Reposted by HouseTremere
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
🎵Hey, Tzimisce, leave them dogs alone!🎵
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 AM
🎵Hey, Tzimisce, leave them dogs alone!🎵
I have a joke about Vienna, but it bombed.
I have a joke about Narcissus, but I’d be seriously dating myself
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I have a joke about Vienna, but it bombed.
Reposted by HouseTremere
//As ST, I put Lestat as an antagonist NPC in my V5 game, and this is what my players meme'd:
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
//As ST, I put Lestat as an antagonist NPC in my V5 game, and this is what my players meme'd:
My grandma, what a big shovel you have....
My players are trying to be so nicies about being vampires
I intend to correct this.
I intend to correct this.
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My grandma, what a big shovel you have....
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing us the letter M is between 1 and 3.
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing us the letter M is between 1 and 3.
Hashtag: Relatable
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Hashtag: Relatable
Reposted by HouseTremere
