HouseTremere
@housetremere.bsky.social
Mage, Usurper, Chess Expert, Shitposter
Use of "//" indicates out of character
Use of "//" indicates out of character
Pinned
My grandma, what a big shovel you have....
My players are trying to be so nicies about being vampires
I intend to correct this.
I intend to correct this.
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My grandma, what a big shovel you have....
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing us the letter M is between 1 and 3.
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing us the letter M is between 1 and 3.
Hashtag: Relatable
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Hashtag: Relatable
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This feels like picturing Bob Ross painting "Fuck tha police" into one of his landscapes and signing it "1312"
One more reason that Weird Al is fantastic.
One more reason that Weird Al is fantastic.
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This feels like picturing Bob Ross painting "Fuck tha police" into one of his landscapes and signing it "1312"
One more reason that Weird Al is fantastic.
One more reason that Weird Al is fantastic.
Daughters of Cacophony say what?
December 6, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Daughters of Cacophony say what?
So, @arikeltoreador.bsky.social what will it cost me for you to give me a whole mini series focused just on Santiago?
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
So, @arikeltoreador.bsky.social what will it cost me for you to give me a whole mini series focused just on Santiago?
"And that’s why I established the Heyward Foundation. The Heyward Foundation, For The Development Of A Way To Make It Easy For A Camel To Pass Through a Needle’s Eyes. I’m not going to Hell if my billions have anything to say about it!"
SNL Transcripts: Bill Pullman: 10/19/96: The Heyward Foundation - SNL Transcripts Tonight
Saturday Night Live Transcripts Season 22: Episode 3
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December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"And that’s why I established the Heyward Foundation. The Heyward Foundation, For The Development Of A Way To Make It Easy For A Camel To Pass Through a Needle’s Eyes. I’m not going to Hell if my billions have anything to say about it!"
//"Am I the one who is being greedy?
No no, it's the workers who are out of touch, er, greedy"
not-so-fun fact: once in my life, I woke up in the middle of the night, shaking w/ rage. It wasn't cause of a nightmare or w/e, but cuz employer was being *super* shitty over like $100/week pay increase
No no, it's the workers who are out of touch, er, greedy"
not-so-fun fact: once in my life, I woke up in the middle of the night, shaking w/ rage. It wasn't cause of a nightmare or w/e, but cuz employer was being *super* shitty over like $100/week pay increase
Anecdotally
a sales rep of mine who does like gloves and hairnets and bulk bags and pallet covers etc, goes in and out of warehouses all over the NW, says everyone is desperately trying to hire but all the applicants “want too much money”.
a sales rep of mine who does like gloves and hairnets and bulk bags and pallet covers etc, goes in and out of warehouses all over the NW, says everyone is desperately trying to hire but all the applicants “want too much money”.
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
//"Am I the one who is being greedy?
No no, it's the workers who are out of touch, er, greedy"
not-so-fun fact: once in my life, I woke up in the middle of the night, shaking w/ rage. It wasn't cause of a nightmare or w/e, but cuz employer was being *super* shitty over like $100/week pay increase
No no, it's the workers who are out of touch, er, greedy"
not-so-fun fact: once in my life, I woke up in the middle of the night, shaking w/ rage. It wasn't cause of a nightmare or w/e, but cuz employer was being *super* shitty over like $100/week pay increase
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Is this anything? I updated the malkavian logo to a cracked smartphone.
Malkav doesn't like it but idc what he thinks
#VtM #Malkavian
Malkav doesn't like it but idc what he thinks
#VtM #Malkavian
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Is this anything? I updated the malkavian logo to a cracked smartphone.
Malkav doesn't like it but idc what he thinks
#VtM #Malkavian
Malkav doesn't like it but idc what he thinks
#VtM #Malkavian
1) That seems like a bit of an over reaction, dont it?
2) This is a WoD hook. The lawyer can be hired to get revenge, but, only if youve been injured first. Strictly in the revenge business, not the first strike business.
2) This is a WoD hook. The lawyer can be hired to get revenge, but, only if youve been injured first. Strictly in the revenge business, not the first strike business.
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
1) That seems like a bit of an over reaction, dont it?
2) This is a WoD hook. The lawyer can be hired to get revenge, but, only if youve been injured first. Strictly in the revenge business, not the first strike business.
2) This is a WoD hook. The lawyer can be hired to get revenge, but, only if youve been injured first. Strictly in the revenge business, not the first strike business.
Describe Yourself in 5 TTRPG "Classes"
1. Tremere (Vampire: The Masqueade)
2. Cult of Ecstasy (Mage: The Ascension)
3. Warlock (D&D 5e)
4. Malkavian (VtM)
5. Bard (D&D)
I'm ok with being a narrow-but-deep kind of gamer.
1. Tremere (Vampire: The Masqueade)
2. Cult of Ecstasy (Mage: The Ascension)
3. Warlock (D&D 5e)
4. Malkavian (VtM)
5. Bard (D&D)
I'm ok with being a narrow-but-deep kind of gamer.
Describe Yourself in 5 TTRPG "Classes"
1. Orphan (Mage: The Ascension)
2. Void Engineer (Mage: The Ascension)
3. Sorcerer (Dungeons & Dragons 3.5)
4. Tzimisce (Vampire: The Masquerade)
5. Rockergirl (Cyberpunk 2020)
1. Orphan (Mage: The Ascension)
2. Void Engineer (Mage: The Ascension)
3. Sorcerer (Dungeons & Dragons 3.5)
4. Tzimisce (Vampire: The Masquerade)
5. Rockergirl (Cyberpunk 2020)
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Describe Yourself in 5 TTRPG "Classes"
1. Tremere (Vampire: The Masqueade)
2. Cult of Ecstasy (Mage: The Ascension)
3. Warlock (D&D 5e)
4. Malkavian (VtM)
5. Bard (D&D)
I'm ok with being a narrow-but-deep kind of gamer.
1. Tremere (Vampire: The Masqueade)
2. Cult of Ecstasy (Mage: The Ascension)
3. Warlock (D&D 5e)
4. Malkavian (VtM)
5. Bard (D&D)
I'm ok with being a narrow-but-deep kind of gamer.
//Wind chill in the single digits. (Single digits in (F)reedom Units, not those commie so-called "Celsius" units that some places use)
Well, winter is here.
Well, winter is here.
a close up of a man 's face with a beard and long hair in the snow .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard and long hair in the snow .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
//Wind chill in the single digits. (Single digits in (F)reedom Units, not those commie so-called "Celsius" units that some places use)
Well, winter is here.
Well, winter is here.
//I really dislike how BlueSky eats my draft comments if I close app, open another one, and come back to Bluesky.
I was working on that post, dammit!
I was working on that post, dammit!
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
//I really dislike how BlueSky eats my draft comments if I close app, open another one, and come back to Bluesky.
I was working on that post, dammit!
I was working on that post, dammit!
Co-Caine, my pilot, is
December 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Co-Caine, my pilot, is
Hollywood should make a movie about Diogenes
@vtmclanventrue.bsky.social can finance it
@arikeltoreador.bsky.social can direct it
@disc0infern0.bsky.social can provide script edits
@vtmclanventrue.bsky.social can finance it
@arikeltoreador.bsky.social can direct it
@disc0infern0.bsky.social can provide script edits
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hollywood should make a movie about Diogenes
@vtmclanventrue.bsky.social can finance it
@arikeltoreador.bsky.social can direct it
@disc0infern0.bsky.social can provide script edits
@vtmclanventrue.bsky.social can finance it
@arikeltoreador.bsky.social can direct it
@disc0infern0.bsky.social can provide script edits
When a Malkavians "insight" leads them to make never before made melee weapons. Lookin at you @disc0infern0.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/shorts/MDKoZ...
www.youtube.com/shorts/MDKoZ...
New tool unlocked 🔨 #contractors #tools4life #carpenters #constructionfails #tooltips
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December 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
When a Malkavians "insight" leads them to make never before made melee weapons. Lookin at you @disc0infern0.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/shorts/MDKoZ...
www.youtube.com/shorts/MDKoZ...
Uhh, @thecamarilla.bsky.social you forgot to switch from your alt acct again, didn't you?
It's important to know intellectual property symbols. © stands for copyright, which is the exclusive right to reproduce and distribute a creative work. ™ stands for The Masquerade, a centuries-long undertaking by the Camarilla to ensure that mortal prey never learn of the Kindred in their midst.
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Uhh, @thecamarilla.bsky.social you forgot to switch from your alt acct again, didn't you?
If you see this, post a Spider-Man
December 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If you see this, post a Spider-Man
//I wonder how much my personality was impacted because I watched Clue before I was a 11. Like, I absolutely did not understand alot of the more adult themed jokes -- I'm pretty sure when I first watched it I couldn't tell you what a homosexual was, or why the "fruit/plant" joke at the end
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
//I wonder how much my personality was impacted because I watched Clue before I was a 11. Like, I absolutely did not understand alot of the more adult themed jokes -- I'm pretty sure when I first watched it I couldn't tell you what a homosexual was, or why the "fruit/plant" joke at the end
Now there's one thing I don't understand....
--One thing?
--One thing?
There are no old whippersnappers.
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Now there's one thing I don't understand....
--One thing?
--One thing?
//Super strange dream last night. Weird parts include:
Winning a coat by knowing trivia, but the coat was a "drink"
Being Lestat and saying "i hate you armond"
Finding an identical bag of my clothes on a dirt mound, at my old employers
elevator ride with keys out, only to find all doors gone
Winning a coat by knowing trivia, but the coat was a "drink"
Being Lestat and saying "i hate you armond"
Finding an identical bag of my clothes on a dirt mound, at my old employers
elevator ride with keys out, only to find all doors gone
a cartoon of tom and jerry laying in bed
ALT: a cartoon of tom and jerry laying in bed
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
//Super strange dream last night. Weird parts include:
Winning a coat by knowing trivia, but the coat was a "drink"
Being Lestat and saying "i hate you armond"
Finding an identical bag of my clothes on a dirt mound, at my old employers
elevator ride with keys out, only to find all doors gone
Winning a coat by knowing trivia, but the coat was a "drink"
Being Lestat and saying "i hate you armond"
Finding an identical bag of my clothes on a dirt mound, at my old employers
elevator ride with keys out, only to find all doors gone
//Clue is a fantastic movie. Absolutely amazing. So, to show it love, let me find an error in it.
When they're at the dinner table and Ms. Peacock starts talking and they all get to know each other a bit, Peacock asks if anyone doesn't live in DC, Prof Plum says he doesn't
Green retorts that...
When they're at the dinner table and Ms. Peacock starts talking and they all get to know each other a bit, Peacock asks if anyone doesn't live in DC, Prof Plum says he doesn't
Green retorts that...
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
//Clue is a fantastic movie. Absolutely amazing. So, to show it love, let me find an error in it.
When they're at the dinner table and Ms. Peacock starts talking and they all get to know each other a bit, Peacock asks if anyone doesn't live in DC, Prof Plum says he doesn't
Green retorts that...
When they're at the dinner table and Ms. Peacock starts talking and they all get to know each other a bit, Peacock asks if anyone doesn't live in DC, Prof Plum says he doesn't
Green retorts that...
"Things to say that will always start a fight"
"You guys wanna start a fight?"
"You guys wanna start a fight?"
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
"Things to say that will always start a fight"
"You guys wanna start a fight?"
"You guys wanna start a fight?"
When @settemple.bsky.social hosts an event, they hire the best security:
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
When @settemple.bsky.social hosts an event, they hire the best security: