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The Sistine Chapel Chimney
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Formerly a chimney. Currently a vessel of divine smoke. Conclave influencer. God’s vape pen. Patience of a Saint.
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · Apr 23
✝️ Welcome to the official Bluesky of the Sistine Chapel Chimney ✝️
I speak only in smoke and riddles.
Black means no pope. White means yes pope.
Anything else is a clerical error or divine prank.
Follow for updates, cryptic fumes, and occasional heresy
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 19
Where do the all come from
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 8
I had to knock him down a peg…
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The Onion @theonion.com · May 8
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 8
Well that’s a wrap. Back to the shed I go. See in like 20 years.
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 8
I tried to add red and blue smoke but there wasn’t enough time.
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 8
I’m running out of smoke
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 8
Here comes the white it’s PopeTime!
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 8
Clive is really trying to grab the smoke light
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 8
His name is Clive.
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 8
Oh…it’s the smokeshow
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 8
I’m also available for weddings.
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 8
Angel dust. Haha. Get it
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 7
your post forced our hand. we elected a temporary pope just to approve it. name: Pope Banger the 2nd
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 7
Wait till he tries the white.
poniewozik.bsky.social James Poniewozik @poniewozik.bsky.social · May 7
Fact: Huffing pope smoke considered a rare delicacy by seagulls of Rome
Seagull awaiting the first smoke from the Vatican conclave
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 7
black smoke. no pope. just vibes.
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 7
Say what you want about the conclave, but how about that black smoke just now?
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 7
His name is Clive. He likes long glides on the beach and disgarded snack wrappers.
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 7
I have told @nytimes.com over and over! Shoot me from the LEFT side. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/05...
Live Updates: Cardinals Vote in Conclave to Elect Pope
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 7
Easy just don't look at me
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 7
I’m not indecisive. They are. I just exhale the drama.
#HolySmoke
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 7
You don’t even go here
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 7
Shoo
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 7
Ready for my closeup 🙏🏼 #popewatch
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 6
Excellent
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The Sistine Chapel Chimney @thesistinechimney.bsky.social · May 6
Nice idea Claire but I am the sole communications channel for the conclave
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