The Serenest Of Salts
@theserenestofsalts.bsky.social
Never forget, Nermal is the enemy, Modays are the enemy. Mondays are the enemy. Write that on a blackboard 100 times, and never forget it.
Number #1 Sol Invictus Stan
Number #1 Sol Invictus Stan
Mi mimosa hermosa 🥂❤️😍
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Mi mimosa hermosa 🥂❤️😍
I never even considered that the finder app could be yuri. maybe I am a bad person
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I never even considered that the finder app could be yuri. maybe I am a bad person
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You ARE the weakest twink. Goodbye!
September 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
You ARE the weakest twink. Goodbye!
I went to anthrocon 2025 and all I got was 2% more bisexual
July 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I went to anthrocon 2025 and all I got was 2% more bisexual
I WOULD DIE FOR MY COUNTRY ANTHROCON 💛🐾💛
July 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I WOULD DIE FOR MY COUNTRY ANTHROCON 💛🐾💛
Passra allla vodka….. yowza‼️🇸🇰💃🍷
June 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Passra allla vodka….. yowza‼️🇸🇰💃🍷
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Intimate role-play where instead of becoming a servant or a pet, I’m a hardworking young city guy in search of good work to pay the bills, and my partner is a city building contractor in early 1900s. Date nights consist of my Boss giving me building specifications and complimenting my imaginary work
May 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Intimate role-play where instead of becoming a servant or a pet, I’m a hardworking young city guy in search of good work to pay the bills, and my partner is a city building contractor in early 1900s. Date nights consist of my Boss giving me building specifications and complimenting my imaginary work
God their legal system sucks so bad
May 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
God their legal system sucks so bad
@RFKjr. PLEASE help me, they irradiated my onigiri
May 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
@RFKjr. PLEASE help me, they irradiated my onigiri
y/n… I’m sorry, but one communist in my heart… is one communist too many
May 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
y/n… I’m sorry, but one communist in my heart… is one communist too many
Nikita is such a cute name, it makes me wanna fondly pet his bald head
March 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Nikita is such a cute name, it makes me wanna fondly pet his bald head
They call me Mikhail Girlbachev because I glasnost with unmistakable feminine charm
March 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
They call me Mikhail Girlbachev because I glasnost with unmistakable feminine charm
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Fry a squid and it will feed a man for a day, teach a squid to fry and it will feed a man for a lifetime
February 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Fry a squid and it will feed a man for a day, teach a squid to fry and it will feed a man for a lifetime
People are always watching 小红书 at night, when really what they need is a 小Honk Shoo 😴, nothing more important than a healthy sleep
February 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
People are always watching 小红书 at night, when really what they need is a 小Honk Shoo 😴, nothing more important than a healthy sleep
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It’s kind of wild how Cheekface won every single Grammy over the weekend and not a single news outlet has reported on it.
February 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It’s kind of wild how Cheekface won every single Grammy over the weekend and not a single news outlet has reported on it.
@carpetgirl92.bsky.social is my best friend, no matter what I know she’ll always have my back, and that even if we don’t always see eye-to-eye our friendship is unbreakable :)
January 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
@carpetgirl92.bsky.social is my best friend, no matter what I know she’ll always have my back, and that even if we don’t always see eye-to-eye our friendship is unbreakable :)
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You never can tell if it’s heat or the radiant power of the sun with him 🤷♀️🤣
Oh no Sol Invictus, I can smell your Alpha pheromones! I’m gonna go into heat, Sol Invictus! #SolInvictusForLIFE #TheUnconquerableSun
December 28, 2024 at 7:00 AM
You never can tell if it’s heat or the radiant power of the sun with him 🤷♀️🤣
December 28, 2024 at 6:45 AM
December 28, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Imagine spanish Sol Invictus who always says Soy Invictus, he’s so funny and charming 🤣🤣
#SolInvictusForLIFE
#TheUnconqueredSun
#SolIndigesIsOver
#SolInvictusForLIFE
#TheUnconqueredSun
#SolIndigesIsOver
December 28, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Imagine spanish Sol Invictus who always says Soy Invictus, he’s so funny and charming 🤣🤣
#SolInvictusForLIFE
#TheUnconqueredSun
#SolIndigesIsOver
#SolInvictusForLIFE
#TheUnconqueredSun
#SolIndigesIsOver
THISSSS 👇👇👇👇
You know, I really think I would identify as a lesbian if not for Sol Invictus and his beautiful ass 🍑 #SolInvictusForLIFE #TheUnconquerableSun
December 28, 2024 at 6:13 AM
THISSSS 👇👇👇👇
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columba meaaaaaa 🥰🥰🥰pulcherrimus est #SolInvictusForLIFE #TheUnconquerableSun
December 28, 2024 at 5:57 AM
columba meaaaaaa 🥰🥰🥰pulcherrimus est #SolInvictusForLIFE #TheUnconquerableSun