The Sassy Savant
@thesassysavant.bsky.social
Black autistic Entreprenerd; I run @soulfulstitchery.bsky.social
https://soulfulstitchery.etsy.com
https://medium.com/@mskjfrom1984
https://thesassysavant.wordpress.com
#AddMeToBlacksky
https://soulfulstitchery.etsy.com
https://medium.com/@mskjfrom1984
https://thesassysavant.wordpress.com
#AddMeToBlacksky
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Longing For The Night (Redux)
Based on the poem Goblin Market by Christina Rossetti, sisters Lauren and Leilani battle with temptation on the streets of Los Angeles. But when Lauren becomes enthralled with a calculating drug deale...
thesassysavant.gumroad.com
I like writing stuff. I also sell the stuff I write.
Buy yourself a copy 😏
thesassysavant.gumroad.com/l/storyrewrite
Buy yourself a copy 😏
thesassysavant.gumroad.com/l/storyrewrite
Forgot to show off Pancham's new pimp suit I got on Pokémon Café ReMix last week
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Forgot to show off Pancham's new pimp suit I got on Pokémon Café ReMix last week
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That's a smart woman! Religion has so many people in a chokehold of illogic. Jesus would definitely hold your hand and ask where He went wrong.
I don't blame her.
Y'all know all the things you can do with $1 trillion? What you gon do after your ten minutes with Jesus is up?
Jesus would probably call you stupid and lecture you on all the good you could've done with the money.
Y'all know all the things you can do with $1 trillion? What you gon do after your ten minutes with Jesus is up?
Jesus would probably call you stupid and lecture you on all the good you could've done with the money.
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
That's a smart woman! Religion has so many people in a chokehold of illogic. Jesus would definitely hold your hand and ask where He went wrong.
Crocheting, anime, video games, and trivia (in no order) 🤓😎
Real quick.
Tell me something that you love that you are also a nerd about.
Tell me something that you love that you are also a nerd about.
a woman is crying while singing into a microphone .
ALT: a woman is crying while singing into a microphone .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Crocheting, anime, video games, and trivia (in no order) 🤓😎
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Him and Gerald Levart!
Heavy D really has no business being dead
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Him and Gerald Levart!
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Heavy D really has no business being dead
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Heavy D really has no business being dead
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Makeup companies in Europe must meet stricter standards. No asbestos in setting powder for them, as the EU plans to ban talc in cosmetics by 2027.
The EU also enforces more stringent food safety and environmental regulations.
But the US? Busy trying to kill us as general policy.
The EU also enforces more stringent food safety and environmental regulations.
But the US? Busy trying to kill us as general policy.
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Makeup companies in Europe must meet stricter standards. No asbestos in setting powder for them, as the EU plans to ban talc in cosmetics by 2027.
The EU also enforces more stringent food safety and environmental regulations.
But the US? Busy trying to kill us as general policy.
The EU also enforces more stringent food safety and environmental regulations.
But the US? Busy trying to kill us as general policy.
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A yt man telling me about bonding with my black sisters is an automatic block. You can like a post but inserting yourself into it like you’re an authority on it is egregious behavior
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
A yt man telling me about bonding with my black sisters is an automatic block. You can like a post but inserting yourself into it like you’re an authority on it is egregious behavior
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150/379!
feeling good abt my job apps today
i might be in a place where i can help others instead of being in need the next time this is due 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽
feeling good abt my job apps today
i might be in a place where i can help others instead of being in need the next time this is due 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
150/379!
feeling good abt my job apps today
i might be in a place where i can help others instead of being in need the next time this is due 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽
feeling good abt my job apps today
i might be in a place where i can help others instead of being in need the next time this is due 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽
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She was engaged since I was 20 years old 🥴
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
She was engaged since I was 20 years old 🥴
"Hey, Laser Lips! Yer momma was a snowblower" 😏
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"Hey, Laser Lips! Yer momma was a snowblower" 😏
Pursued, because at least the feeling is mutual
18. Would you rather always be chased or always pursued?
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Pursued, because at least the feeling is mutual
Except she did. And flawlessly.
Keep going, Miss Wunmi 😌
Keep going, Miss Wunmi 😌
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Except she did. And flawlessly.
Keep going, Miss Wunmi 😌
Keep going, Miss Wunmi 😌
So he posted a nothing ass apology, then. Good.
Fuck his apology
Fuck his apology
December 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
So he posted a nothing ass apology, then. Good.
Fuck his apology
Fuck his apology
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Always knew I was tall; capped out at 5'9
Official height tiers
Short:
Men 5’10 and under
Women 5’4 and under
Not short:
Men 5’11 to 6’1
Women 5’5 to 5’8
Tall:
Men 6’2 to 6’5
Women 5’9 to 6’0
Starting to get weirdly tall:
Men 6’6 and up
Women 6’1 and up
Short:
Men 5’10 and under
Women 5’4 and under
Not short:
Men 5’11 to 6’1
Women 5’5 to 5’8
Tall:
Men 6’2 to 6’5
Women 5’9 to 6’0
Starting to get weirdly tall:
Men 6’6 and up
Women 6’1 and up
Average height in the US for women is indeed 5'4.
I'm taller than 5'4, which is why I am always trying yall in medium-tall, because it's impossible to be both short and taller than average
I'm taller than 5'4, which is why I am always trying yall in medium-tall, because it's impossible to be both short and taller than average
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Always knew I was tall; capped out at 5'9
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Always surround yourself with positive and good people.
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Always surround yourself with positive and good people.
The potato. You can fry it, mash it, season it, crunch it, whatever...and be satisfied 😌
3. What is your favorite vegetable?
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The potato. You can fry it, mash it, season it, crunch it, whatever...and be satisfied 😌
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Listen, I'll go to war behind the LGBTQIA+ community on here without a doubt.
I don't give a damn.
the friends that I've made on here who check on me everyday have been better to me than people I've met in person.
I don't give a damn.
the friends that I've made on here who check on me everyday have been better to me than people I've met in person.
Flipping through my AARP (not kidding) magazine and came across this article.
Are Online Friendship Really Friendships?
Are Online Friendship Really Friendships?
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Listen, I'll go to war behind the LGBTQIA+ community on here without a doubt.
I don't give a damn.
the friends that I've made on here who check on me everyday have been better to me than people I've met in person.
I don't give a damn.
the friends that I've made on here who check on me everyday have been better to me than people I've met in person.
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You’re experiencing people finding you obnoxious because of exactly the way you yield your light skinned privilege.
Colorism does not go both ways. You are not experiencing colorism because you're lightskin. Take it from me because I'm lightskin.
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
You’re experiencing people finding you obnoxious because of exactly the way you yield your light skinned privilege.
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Colorism does not go both ways. You are not experiencing colorism because you're lightskin. Take it from me because I'm lightskin.
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Colorism does not go both ways. You are not experiencing colorism because you're lightskin. Take it from me because I'm lightskin.
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That's something you can only say because you're lightskin. Darkskin people have to deal with colorism whether they have time or not.
I do know that Black folks do not have time for colorism.
Ok boss I know that light skinned oppression can get you down.
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
That's something you can only say because you're lightskin. Darkskin people have to deal with colorism whether they have time or not.
Either Beyblade, Shinzo, or Oban Star Racers (because I was a big-time anime junkie in my teens)
4. What is the first show that comes to mind when you see this?
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Either Beyblade, Shinzo, or Oban Star Racers (because I was a big-time anime junkie in my teens)