Sarah Boyle
@thesarahboyle.bsky.social
Writer/editor, educator, maker, Scoop, JoCo cruiser, invertebrate paparazzo (follow me in spring if you like pictures of bees!)
Pronoun agnostic.
Pronoun agnostic.
What did glassblowers use before newspapers
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
What did glassblowers use before newspapers
Any stance that could possibly result in someone becoming stateless as a consequence of policy is abhorrent to me.
still poleaxed by the idea that you could oppose birthright citizenship and still think of yourself as a liberal in any sense of the term.
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Any stance that could possibly result in someone becoming stateless as a consequence of policy is abhorrent to me.
Masc problems: I almost never wear makeup so when I do and someone asks me about a brand I have no fucking idea
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Masc problems: I almost never wear makeup so when I do and someone asks me about a brand I have no fucking idea
The problem with taking a food you love to a holiday gathering is the temptation to eat it all before leaving your own home.
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The problem with taking a food you love to a holiday gathering is the temptation to eat it all before leaving your own home.
It's funny to be a pretty serious gamer, married to an equally serious gamer, and both sit down to play a cozy game. We are going to min-max this friendship shit.
December 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It's funny to be a pretty serious gamer, married to an equally serious gamer, and both sit down to play a cozy game. We are going to min-max this friendship shit.
I'm still finding people I used to follow on the old hellscape and lost track of when I moved over to this marginally less hellish scape
December 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I'm still finding people I used to follow on the old hellscape and lost track of when I moved over to this marginally less hellish scape
I'm not mad that Bethesda thinks I'll pay $90 for a bundle with Skyrim AE and Fallout 4 AE, but I am disappointed.
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I'm not mad that Bethesda thinks I'll pay $90 for a bundle with Skyrim AE and Fallout 4 AE, but I am disappointed.
Ya boi has been getting targeted ads for $60 Wrangler jeans for months and finally found them at the outlet mall for $30 plus buy one get one half off.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Ya boi has been getting targeted ads for $60 Wrangler jeans for months and finally found them at the outlet mall for $30 plus buy one get one half off.
We figured out the expensive Christmas present for the guy who has everything: dental work! I can't let my man be gappy.
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
We figured out the expensive Christmas present for the guy who has everything: dental work! I can't let my man be gappy.
Reposted by Sarah Boyle
Historian of eugenics here. I don't normally like to retweet bad arguments, but this is such a fundamental misunderstanding of eugenics, I think it's important to point out. I don't have time to debunk all of the ways this is inaccurate, but I'll highlight a few things and then recommend some books🧵
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Historian of eugenics here. I don't normally like to retweet bad arguments, but this is such a fundamental misunderstanding of eugenics, I think it's important to point out. I don't have time to debunk all of the ways this is inaccurate, but I'll highlight a few things and then recommend some books🧵
Young Suns game preview: I like it a lot, but it locks up extremely frequently.
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Young Suns game preview: I like it a lot, but it locks up extremely frequently.
The typo "takes up literary no space" had me pondering what "no space" would mean as a rhetorical device.
December 4, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The typo "takes up literary no space" had me pondering what "no space" would mean as a rhetorical device.
It's a mark of the English major that I keep thinking "I could write that gender roles paper so much better and meet the rubric but I never would"
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
It's a mark of the English major that I keep thinking "I could write that gender roles paper so much better and meet the rubric but I never would"
@heyscoops.bsky.social Taco Bell Hospital?
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
@heyscoops.bsky.social Taco Bell Hospital?
I hate watching Grant make the drinks on Dirty Laundry because he definitely gets the outside of the glasses incredibly sticky.
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I hate watching Grant make the drinks on Dirty Laundry because he definitely gets the outside of the glasses incredibly sticky.
I have such a crush on Keeper Sierra
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I have such a crush on Keeper Sierra
He's just so happy I'm back from errands.
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
He's just so happy I'm back from errands.
Doing my part to hasten the end of the spendable penny.
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Doing my part to hasten the end of the spendable penny.
Reposted by Sarah Boyle
"He's fighting wokeness" has been the best joke circulating today.
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"He's fighting wokeness" has been the best joke circulating today.
@heyscoops.bsky.social I think I found a crossover product for @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social and @thefamouspaul.bsky.social 's interests.
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
@heyscoops.bsky.social I think I found a crossover product for @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social and @thefamouspaul.bsky.social 's interests.
A young couple saw me maniacally hand-cranking 26 smashed pennies and shyly asked if they could buy one of my spare pennies off me at an exchange rate of 10¢ : 1¢.
I gifted them a penny. I'm not a monster.
I gifted them a penny. I'm not a monster.
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
A young couple saw me maniacally hand-cranking 26 smashed pennies and shyly asked if they could buy one of my spare pennies off me at an exchange rate of 10¢ : 1¢.
I gifted them a penny. I'm not a monster.
I gifted them a penny. I'm not a monster.
There's something going on in my "good" hip that means I can't sit crosslegged without pain, which is a real issue for a nonbinary weirdo.
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
There's something going on in my "good" hip that means I can't sit crosslegged without pain, which is a real issue for a nonbinary weirdo.
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He jerked off in front of my friend and then had his manager end her comedy career when she complained to the venue.
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
He jerked off in front of my friend and then had his manager end her comedy career when she complained to the venue.
I need egg nog to be sold in, like, pints. I'm the only one in my family who likes it and I have to drink it sparingly or my guts pitch a fit. It's been years since I've finished a whole carton.
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I need egg nog to be sold in, like, pints. I'm the only one in my family who likes it and I have to drink it sparingly or my guts pitch a fit. It's been years since I've finished a whole carton.