The Pawtistics
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Just some silly cats doing silly things. 😊
👇🏻 I WROTE A BOOK!!! 👇🏻
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👇🏻 I WROTE A BOOK!!! 👇🏻
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Help a queer, disabled, rebel leftist scum, indie author out by sharing this please. 🫶🏻
Here's where you can buy my book: thepawtistics.com/nine-lives
Here's where you can buy my book: thepawtistics.com/nine-lives
Alright Bluesky, what's the different between here and Threads? I'm gonna ask them the same thing, then we'll compare notes.
February 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Alright Bluesky, what's the different between here and Threads? I'm gonna ask them the same thing, then we'll compare notes.
February 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Help a queer, disabled, rebel leftist scum, indie author out by sharing this please. 🫶🏻
Here's where you can buy my book: thepawtistics.com/nine-lives
Here's where you can buy my book: thepawtistics.com/nine-lives
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Help a queer, disabled, rebel leftist scum, indie author out by sharing this please. 🫶🏻
Here's where you can buy my book: thepawtistics.com/nine-lives
Here's where you can buy my book: thepawtistics.com/nine-lives
If I had a nickle for every person that told me to "stick to cat content," I'd have enough money to fund the entire prosecution of the epstein files.
February 4, 2026 at 1:01 PM
If I had a nickle for every person that told me to "stick to cat content," I'd have enough money to fund the entire prosecution of the epstein files.
This is my cat Bruce's. He and Batman have never been seen in the same room, and I'm started to think that's intentional. 🧐
#funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo
#funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
This is my cat Bruce's. He and Batman have never been seen in the same room, and I'm started to think that's intentional. 🧐
#funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo
#funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo
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Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
This is how my cat insists on sitting while his human makes a duck army. Batman and Nightwing.
#BruciferWayneMeowningstar #Batcat #Tuxedo #manx
#BruciferWayneMeowningstar #Batcat #Tuxedo #manx
January 31, 2026 at 6:01 PM
This is how my cat insists on sitting while his human makes a duck army. Batman and Nightwing.
#BruciferWayneMeowningstar #Batcat #Tuxedo #manx
#BruciferWayneMeowningstar #Batcat #Tuxedo #manx
My husband: *is a military certified expert marksman*
Also my husband: BEANS.
(Sorry y'all, he's taken. 🤣)
#funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #catchaos #actuallyautistic
Also my husband: BEANS.
(Sorry y'all, he's taken. 🤣)
#funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #catchaos #actuallyautistic
January 29, 2026 at 6:04 PM
My husband: *is a military certified expert marksman*
Also my husband: BEANS.
(Sorry y'all, he's taken. 🤣)
#funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #catchaos #actuallyautistic
Also my husband: BEANS.
(Sorry y'all, he's taken. 🤣)
#funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #catchaos #actuallyautistic
More info about my departure from TikTok. It hurts, but I know it is the right thing to do.
#catmom #ThePawtistics #LeavingTikTok #contentcreator
#catmom #ThePawtistics #LeavingTikTok #contentcreator
January 27, 2026 at 9:22 PM
More info about my departure from TikTok. It hurts, but I know it is the right thing to do.
#catmom #ThePawtistics #LeavingTikTok #contentcreator
#catmom #ThePawtistics #LeavingTikTok #contentcreator
January 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Cheesestick is wanted in 51 states— all the ones in the US and the state of confusion.
#CheesestickTheSnake #ballpython #DangerNoodle #bananablackpastel
#CheesestickTheSnake #ballpython #DangerNoodle #bananablackpastel
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Cheesestick is wanted in 51 states— all the ones in the US and the state of confusion.
#CheesestickTheSnake #ballpython #DangerNoodle #bananablackpastel
#CheesestickTheSnake #ballpython #DangerNoodle #bananablackpastel
People ask if I'm worried my snake will eat my cats. They don't realize that my snake is the one who would get beat up like a shoelace. 😂 #funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #ballpython #CheesestickTheSnake
January 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
People ask if I'm worried my snake will eat my cats. They don't realize that my snake is the one who would get beat up like a shoelace. 😂 #funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #ballpython #CheesestickTheSnake
I thought my cat was just smelling the bag. I was wrong. #funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #FlokiVonThunderpaws
January 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I thought my cat was just smelling the bag. I was wrong. #funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #FlokiVonThunderpaws
January 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
January 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Guess the color of the yelling cat!! Put your guess in the comments. 😆
January 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Guess the color of the yelling cat!! Put your guess in the comments. 😆
The brain cell never returned to his noggin. #funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #catchaos #FlokiVonThunderpaws
January 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The brain cell never returned to his noggin. #funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #catchaos #FlokiVonThunderpaws
The worst part? I'm a published author. 😂 #whatevenislife #NineLivesPoetry #PetLossSupport #IndieAuthor
January 8, 2026 at 2:02 PM
The worst part? I'm a published author. 😂 #whatevenislife #NineLivesPoetry #PetLossSupport #IndieAuthor
I've Compiled TEN hilarious moments into one bingeable video! #funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #catchaos #viralcatvideos
January 7, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I've Compiled TEN hilarious moments into one bingeable video! #funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #catchaos #viralcatvideos
These cats are in charge of fixing the world. How cooked are we? #funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #catchaos
January 6, 2026 at 1:26 PM
These cats are in charge of fixing the world. How cooked are we? #funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #catchaos
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 AM
My poor house has been through enough... last year was new windows, a water main break, Hippogate, shed demolition, and our HVAC system died.
Day one of the new year and we get a leak from the bathroom above our garage. Someone please come smudge this house with a wrecking ball so we can start over.
Day one of the new year and we get a leak from the bathroom above our garage. Someone please come smudge this house with a wrecking ball so we can start over.
January 2, 2026 at 5:45 AM
My poor house has been through enough... last year was new windows, a water main break, Hippogate, shed demolition, and our HVAC system died.
Day one of the new year and we get a leak from the bathroom above our garage. Someone please come smudge this house with a wrecking ball so we can start over.
Day one of the new year and we get a leak from the bathroom above our garage. Someone please come smudge this house with a wrecking ball so we can start over.
May 2026 be the year we need. 🙏 Happy new year, everyone! Thank you for all the kindness you've shared. 🧡
#catmom #cozy #cutecats #newyear #inspirational
#catmom #cozy #cutecats #newyear #inspirational
January 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
May 2026 be the year we need. 🙏 Happy new year, everyone! Thank you for all the kindness you've shared. 🧡
#catmom #cozy #cutecats #newyear #inspirational
#catmom #cozy #cutecats #newyear #inspirational
Hehehe Mushu couldn't keep up with the shenanigans. 🤣
#funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #happynewyear!
#funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #happynewyear!
January 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Hehehe Mushu couldn't keep up with the shenanigans. 🤣
#funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #happynewyear!
#funnycatvideo #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #happynewyear!
Happy New Year from the cats and me! Please be safe tonight. Your pets wont understand if you don't make it home. 🧡
#HappyNewYear #NewYearSameMe #mentalhealth #encouragement
#HappyNewYear #NewYearSameMe #mentalhealth #encouragement
December 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Happy New Year from the cats and me! Please be safe tonight. Your pets wont understand if you don't make it home. 🧡
#HappyNewYear #NewYearSameMe #mentalhealth #encouragement
#HappyNewYear #NewYearSameMe #mentalhealth #encouragement