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Just some silly cats doing silly things. 😊
👇🏻 I WROTE A BOOK!!! 👇🏻
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HOLY GUACAMOLE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S TIME!!!

If you enjoy my cats and narrations, and you want a book that will make you feel less alone in your grieving, my book Nine Lives is for you.

#catpeople #flokivonthunderpaws #NineLivesPoetry #funnycatvideo #indieauthor
Starting today, you can order a hardback copy of Nine Lives from my website and get 20% off by using the code: HAPPYMEOWLIDAYS

Give the gift of healing this holiday season. 🧡🌈

Learn more here: thepawtistics.com/shop/p/nine-...

#NineLivesPoetry #HolidaySavings #PetGriefSupport #ShopSmall
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Block them everywhere you can.
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I could live in this moment with my cat for eternity. What book are you bringing to read?

#cozycat #love #rainyday #booktok
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Would ya just look at him.
🧡

#catsofthreads
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Who put rocket fuel in my cat Bruce's coffee this morning?
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Pet loss grief is not limited to cats and dogs. Soul animals come in all shapes, sizes, and species.

This is one of the reviews of my book, Nine Lives, that touched my heart a little extra. 🧡 You can read more reviews or buy a copy here: thepawtistics.com/nine-lives

#petlosssupport #soulpet
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November 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Play this audio for your cat or dog and see if they react!
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Cats are liquid. Change my mind.

#mademesmile #cutecat
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I had a SINKING feeling that he was involved. 🧐

#flokivonthunderpaws
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I doubt many people can say that a hippo broke their sink.
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHICH ONE IT WAS
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My dad found my threads account. 🙃 It's been real, yall.
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Another donated book has gone to its new home. 🧡 We are having a direct impact on people in great pain. I couldn't do this without the support of my generous donors. If you would like to sponsor/donate a copy, the book is $12 + shipping.

You can donate one here: thepawtistics.com/shop/p/nine-...
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
*laughs innebriatedly*
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
One neat part about being depressed is that I tend to turn things into metaphors and sometimes they sound really philosophical. Like this one that I just typed out. Like a fortune cookie, but with more disappointment.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Please don't ask me how I'm doing. You won't like the answer, and I don't want to lie.
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It would be a lot easier to come up with funny content if I wasn't depressed as fuck and on the verge of work-induced panic attacks by 11 am every day.
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The world needs your art. Remember that.

This is the last poem in my book Nine Lives. Some days I find myself clinging to it like a prayer.

#NineLivesPoetry #ThePawtistics #creative #artistsupport
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My cat is a puranium-fueled giggle generator. 😂🧡

#funnycatvideo #cutecatvideo #catsbeingweird #mademesmile
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Since I was five, my dream has been to help cats "full-time". There have been times when that dream felt too big for someone as small as me.

However, every day that passes, every follower I gain or share that is sent get closer to reaching that dream.

Thank you for that. 🧡
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Animal Rescues in the US!!! We want to share your wishlists!

Please share to reach more organizations in need!
Submit your wishlist here: forms.gle/rktwABE5Fueb...
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This is a reminder, besties. If cats can have a cookie pouch, then so can you.

#cutecat #selfcare
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This is a reminder, besties. If cats can have a cookie pouch, then so can you.
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
This is a reminder, besties. If cats can have a cookie pouch than so can you. 🧡
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM