Shaggy Rodgers
@themysteryinc.bsky.social
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Volunteering Austinite Data Scientist/Guru that likes listening to good music, cooking, making bourbon, traveling, cosplay, tech, sci-fi, DIY, and taking photos. No DMs unless you know me IRL!
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Howdy, I'm Shaggy, I live in Austin, TX.
I post about politics, defending democracy, cosplay, animals, entertainment, sci-fi, tech, humor, memes, bourbon, Gators, Austin FC, Man U, DIY, and whatever is on my mind, and I cuss like a fucking sailor.
themysteryinc.bsky.social
Hey Google, find my phone
OK ringing your a13,

No stop that, hey Google find my s25

OK ringing you're Samsung galaxy s24+

No Google, hey Google ring my Samsung galaxy s25+

On ringing your Samsung a13.

Luckily I left my phone on the kitchen table. It's it considered murder if its an
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2 are rear zippers which is more difficult
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This dinosaur inflatable costume is awesome, but use the restroom before putting it on, make sure you put batteries in both battery packs, and don't put it on in my kitchen because its taller than the ceiling. I do love that the zipper is in the front, so that one person can put it on, the other
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#TheStruggleIsReal just be glad they aren't 80 pound dogs, granted my boys would probably finish me off quicker which would hopefully be less painful
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"I will wrap my hands around your neck, look you straight in the eye until your entire world turns black" - Watson (last season finale #StreamingNow
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Camel neck, I fear putin loves it, gets him excited
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Seems the Narcissist-in-Chief is mad about the Time Mag cover neckgina pic so please don’t share it widely

Thank you for your attention to this matter
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Heston loves to remind me while I'm eating snacks that we have a rule at MIH (Mystery Inc Headquarters) Casa, if one is eating treats, we all are getting treats. #TheStruggleIsReal #ItsARoffRoffLife
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She doesn't care about Americans, only staying in power and to keep shitler and putin happy so putin doesn't #Novichoke her
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FBI's (the Paramount show) really upped the special effects! #StreamingNow
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Guns are like penises, you only whip them out if your plan on using them, everything else is just masterbation.
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It's either pardon her and control her or putin will #Novichoke her like he did epstein, so that only he has the epstein #kompromat over the entire republican party, aka nazi party
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Garcia: It’s really shocking for him to essentially lean into this possibility of a pardon. And we know why that’s the case, right? He wants to control what she says. He wants her—someone who has a ton of information on what actually happened—to perhaps… omit memories she might have of the president
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Well, he and his dear old daddy used to attend KKK "rituals" together, so yeah, def tracks.
themysteryinc.bsky.social
True, but I thought i was really going crazy trying to watch south Park weekly or even bi-weekly
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We need to sue him for stealing $18T of the tariffs we've paid because he's a lying moron
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Early indicators suggest that, contrary to White House messaging, Trump’s tariffs are primarily affecting U.S. companies and consumers. For example, a new Goldman Sachs report says Americans are likely to shoulder 55% of their costs this year. [Reuters/Bloomberg]
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Does anyone know the south park schedule? Like they seem to release shows randomly?
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BREAKING: President Obama comes out in favor of Prop 50 in California.

California, help protect democracy and return your ballots today!
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I wanted to call it Kenny powers lol