I'm the milk man.
October 13, 2023 at 12:56 AM
I'm the milk man.
if you got for it on 4th & 3 with a designed pass but don't have anybody open, while defenders are about to run you out of bounds for a loss... just fuckin chuck the ball! at that point an interception will at least give them worse field position.
October 13, 2023 at 12:29 AM
if you got for it on 4th & 3 with a designed pass but don't have anybody open, while defenders are about to run you out of bounds for a loss... just fuckin chuck the ball! at that point an interception will at least give them worse field position.
"if you don't want people to block ads, create better ads" is totally disingenuous here..
can anyone who uses ad blockers give an example of what type of ads a website could display that would make them stop using ad blockers? no!
use of ad blockers has absolutely nothing to do with ad "quality."
can anyone who uses ad blockers give an example of what type of ads a website could display that would make them stop using ad blockers? no!
use of ad blockers has absolutely nothing to do with ad "quality."
October 9, 2023 at 5:41 PM
"if you don't want people to block ads, create better ads" is totally disingenuous here..
can anyone who uses ad blockers give an example of what type of ads a website could display that would make them stop using ad blockers? no!
use of ad blockers has absolutely nothing to do with ad "quality."
can anyone who uses ad blockers give an example of what type of ads a website could display that would make them stop using ad blockers? no!
use of ad blockers has absolutely nothing to do with ad "quality."
castlevania collections were cheap on Steam this weekend, so I decided to play them all, in order.
this shit is fuckin difficult. no wonder I couldn't beat it on a black and green screened original Gameboy when I was 7 years old.
this shit is fuckin difficult. no wonder I couldn't beat it on a black and green screened original Gameboy when I was 7 years old.
September 25, 2023 at 9:23 PM
castlevania collections were cheap on Steam this weekend, so I decided to play them all, in order.
this shit is fuckin difficult. no wonder I couldn't beat it on a black and green screened original Gameboy when I was 7 years old.
this shit is fuckin difficult. no wonder I couldn't beat it on a black and green screened original Gameboy when I was 7 years old.
after months of trying, my beard is starting to knot up. in another year or so I'll have a single dreadlock dangling from my chin.
September 22, 2023 at 12:11 AM
after months of trying, my beard is starting to knot up. in another year or so I'll have a single dreadlock dangling from my chin.
thanks instagram
September 21, 2023 at 6:42 PM
thanks instagram
fast food prices are impossibly high these days. $15 for 3 items at Taco Bell. absolute shit planet we've built ourselves.
September 20, 2023 at 2:52 AM
fast food prices are impossibly high these days. $15 for 3 items at Taco Bell. absolute shit planet we've built ourselves.
I am completely self aware and have never been wrong in my life.
Fun test to check your self awareness: can you remember the last time you were wrong about something?
September 19, 2023 at 10:33 PM
I am completely self aware and have never been wrong in my life.
new mortal kombat is out, and it's $70 for the base version, $110 for the "premium" which doesn't actually come with anything like art or a statuette or other collectible.. just DLC that they could have released as part of the base game.
who the fuck is out here paying this shit?? unforgivable.
who the fuck is out here paying this shit?? unforgivable.
September 19, 2023 at 10:29 PM
new mortal kombat is out, and it's $70 for the base version, $110 for the "premium" which doesn't actually come with anything like art or a statuette or other collectible.. just DLC that they could have released as part of the base game.
who the fuck is out here paying this shit?? unforgivable.
who the fuck is out here paying this shit?? unforgivable.
I got banned from LinkedIn for "harassing and bullying" Bobby Kotick and I'd do it again if I didn't need that hellsite to find work
STOP! STOP CONDONING BULLYING! IT DOES NOT MATTER IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE PERSON OR THE GROUP THEY'RE IN.
BULLYING IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE WRONG BECAUSE IT IS A FORM OF ABUSE!
BULLYING IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE WRONG BECAUSE IT IS A FORM OF ABUSE!
September 15, 2023 at 4:39 PM
I got banned from LinkedIn for "harassing and bullying" Bobby Kotick and I'd do it again if I didn't need that hellsite to find work
just heard a local conservative talk radio host rail against the UAW strike for 30 minutes then say, "I'm as pro-worker as anyone, I love blue collar workers BUT they need a contract that won't bankrupt the auto companies!"
September 15, 2023 at 4:36 PM
just heard a local conservative talk radio host rail against the UAW strike for 30 minutes then say, "I'm as pro-worker as anyone, I love blue collar workers BUT they need a contract that won't bankrupt the auto companies!"
I'm sorry but if you check a bag and it gets lost or destroyed, I have no compassion for you. get a clue.don't check anything you want to ever see again.
and mfers who check their animals? belong on a list
and mfers who check their animals? belong on a list
September 10, 2023 at 5:43 AM
I'm sorry but if you check a bag and it gets lost or destroyed, I have no compassion for you. get a clue.don't check anything you want to ever see again.
and mfers who check their animals? belong on a list
and mfers who check their animals? belong on a list
my girlfriend is telling me I can't get a tattoo of Monkey D. Laffy with his own penis stretching behind him, up his own ass and coming out his mouth. do I dump her and get the tattoo.
August 27, 2023 at 7:43 PM
my girlfriend is telling me I can't get a tattoo of Monkey D. Laffy with his own penis stretching behind him, up his own ass and coming out his mouth. do I dump her and get the tattoo.
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Starting the hero’s journey: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Encountering the Ordeal: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Encountering the Ordeal: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
August 20, 2023 at 1:36 PM
Starting the hero’s journey: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Encountering the Ordeal: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Encountering the Ordeal: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
imagine being so stupid that you're stuck in traffic evacuating a fire, with absolutely no traffic coming the opposite direction, yet you still won't cross into oncoming lanes.
now imagine everyone is this stupid.
now imagine everyone is this stupid.
August 18, 2023 at 2:28 PM
imagine being so stupid that you're stuck in traffic evacuating a fire, with absolutely no traffic coming the opposite direction, yet you still won't cross into oncoming lanes.
now imagine everyone is this stupid.
now imagine everyone is this stupid.
me checking in on my friends
August 18, 2023 at 1:49 PM
me checking in on my friends
I'll carne your asada
I'll cream your chipped beef
I’ll cinnamon your toast.
August 18, 2023 at 1:30 PM
I'll carne your asada
just learned that there's an analytics tool called PostHog. I'm gonna get fired if I ever have to work with it.
August 17, 2023 at 8:21 PM
just learned that there's an analytics tool called PostHog. I'm gonna get fired if I ever have to work with it.
making hamburger helper with kefir was not my most successful culinary innovation..
August 5, 2023 at 10:16 PM
making hamburger helper with kefir was not my most successful culinary innovation..
yeah i'm religious and believe in the holy trinity:
- solid snake
- gray fox
- big boss
- solid snake
- gray fox
- big boss
Yeah I’m religious and believe in the Holy Trinity:
- Python
- C
- asm
- Python
- C
- asm
Yeah I’m religious and believe in the Holy Trinity:
- Typescript
- MongoDB
- React
- Typescript
- MongoDB
- React
July 20, 2023 at 7:33 PM
yeah i'm religious and believe in the holy trinity:
- solid snake
- gray fox
- big boss
- solid snake
- gray fox
- big boss
when you're halfway through a bag and there's no more rye chips
July 20, 2023 at 12:34 AM
when you're halfway through a bag and there's no more rye chips
nobody can ever accuse me of clout chasing. I will delete any time I hit 400 followers. always have always will.
July 19, 2023 at 8:08 PM
nobody can ever accuse me of clout chasing. I will delete any time I hit 400 followers. always have always will.
equal eyes equalize equal lies
July 18, 2023 at 9:57 PM
equal eyes equalize equal lies
