Mike
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🇵🇸, COYS, Bills, Sabres, A’s. Own a very expensive history degree. “Be excellent to each other and party on dudes.”-Abe Lincoln
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SHARKS ON HOVERBOARDS BETTER BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS
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The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.
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Some of my most positive Bills fans are over the staff. That kind of speaks volumes. Just making the playoffs is officially not enough for even the happiest fans. Welcome to the revolution.
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Sabres scratching Kulich already? Cool. Kevyn Adams remains a sleeper cell agent.
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"a test"? you mean...a violation?
AP: Israel plans to halve aid into Gaza over slow return of dead hostages, a test for the Gaza ceasefire
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Can I just say that I love how wholesomely stupid Channing Tatum is? I love the freaking guy. He’s calling in to talk about the Steelers but it’s about Kirsten Dunst.
"I never get nervous about working with people, but that's Kirsten Dunst bro," Tatum tells Vogue. "I knew I was gonna have to up my game because she's a beast. She doesn't have a single miss on her resume, it's all bangers."
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My new job is very old school in a lot of ways, one being they give out Christmas bonuses. Which is a nice surprise but I didn’t think places still did that. They also match on your Ira and 401k, which is good too.
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Everything was working in their favor this year. It may still work out but they have to make it so damn hard. Wasting Josh away
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I’m very done with McDermott and Beane. I’ve never truly bought into Sean and Beane is really showing his ass lately.
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Got Bowie this nice letterman bills jacket and now it’s jacket season and he won’t wear it because they lost. So sometimes, he is like me! But I’m making him wear it anyway.
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My wife woke up this morning and asked why, after about 4 years, can’t the Bills figure out defense? I didn’t have an answer.
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I feel like a run up the middle would’ve been a better idea but what do I know, I only play madden. Getting cute late is just dumb
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It needed to be Cook in on that play.
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Just let him have it.
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I had a coach that used to say that sometimes injuries happen when you aren’t as good as your opponent. And yeah, it’s coach speak but sometimes I do wonder if there is truth to that. This defense may be a case study on it.
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It wasn’t even on wgr. They had bills live on instead. So I had no idea what was going on.
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I’m over Coleman.
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Things that my children have learned from us that makes us very happy: billionaires shouldn’t exist, be good to people, and you don’t punt at mid field especially when your QB is Josh Allen.
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Just so everyone knows, my nine year old is very angry they are punting here.
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Can’t wait for this coach, who won’t ever get fired, uses all the draft capital on more defensive players next year
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I just can’t believe they spent a whole draft on defense, have a defensive coach, the easiest schedule in history and this is what the defense can do? Good work numbnuts.
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It’s weird how it seems more injuries happen on turf than on grass.
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NFL doesn’t call hip tackles anymore but heaven forbid you celebrate a big play in the direction of the other team
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Can’t wait for this coach, who won’t ever get fired, uses all the draft capital on more defensive players next year
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Defensive-minded coach that can’t stop long third downs, screen passes or the run.