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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 14h

Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”

“But we can open the box,” said Toad.

“That is true,” said Frog.

Frog and Toad hide the cookies in a box.

From "Cookies"
In *Frog and Toad Together*

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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 13h

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….gasp…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…whew…hahahaha…cough…hahaha…sigh….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…vomits in small bin…hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaa….drops dead

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thegreatgrabski.bsky.social @thegreatgrabski.bsky.social · 18h

Some want to romanticize the 80s as a Rosso Corsa-colored heaven. In fact, the decade was more of Metallic Pea-hued hell.

a man in a green car with luggage on the roof

Alt: Clark Griswold flirts with the Girl in the Ferrari in National Lampoon's Vacation. Clark is driving the Family Truckster while the girl is at the wheel of a bright red Ferrari 308.

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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 21h

Lon Chaney being deathist in THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 20h

One fact to add: SNAP benefits have been maintained in every previous shutdown. This is a choice they have made, not an inevitability.

A national disgrace gives us all a chance to do the right thing - Warwick Beacon

It’s galling to watch an American president salivate over plans for a $300-million ballroom on the rubble of the East Wing of the White House while Americans who rely on a little extra …

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Marilyn Munster @heyfren.bsky.social · 1d

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 1d

Amazon just announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.

UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.

Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.

This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 1d

Cartoon by @laloalcaraz.bsky.social.

ICE thugs.

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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 1d

According to ICE’s own data, none of its officers have been killed by an immigrant in the agency’s history.

How dangerous is it really to work for ICE?

According to ICE’s own data, none of its officers have been killed by an immigrant in the agency’s history.

www.motherjones.com

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold

WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...

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thegreatgrabski.bsky.social @thegreatgrabski.bsky.social · 2d

@aimeeu2.bsky.social If you need a gift idea. .

Luke Epplin @lukeepplin.bsky.social · 2d

Don't want to belabor this point, but it is the last week of baseball and the holidays are coming up. So a friendly reminder that if you want to gift my book "Our Team," shoot me an email (address in my bio) and I'll mail you a signed bookplate. www.amazon.com/Our-Team-Sto...

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 3d

To all those “Let them go without food for a month, maybe they’ll get a job” people: Most SNAP recipients have jobs. Exploitative jobs that keep them living just below the poverty line. — Should they starve to death? And then what?

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thegreatgrabski.bsky.social @thegreatgrabski.bsky.social · 5d

This sounds like an outtake from Trout Mask Replica.
youtu.be/nlcZYOENgcQ

thegreatgrabski.bsky.social @thegreatgrabski.bsky.social · 6d

Star Trek's OG #1 fan was Lucille Ball who, last I checked, was a woman.

a black and white photo of a woman sitting on a bed wearing a robe .

Alt: Lucille Ball sticking out her tongue.

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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 6d

So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.

Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).

*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”

youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc

President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987

YouTube video by Reagan Library

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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 6d

I was born at the children’s hospital in Washington DC

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 6d

the point of the ballroom obvs has nothing to do with aesthetics. it's to create an architectural structure to honor the patronage networks that currently dominate US politics. previous WH venues hosted maybe a couple of hundred people; this hosts nearly 1,000 rich donors.

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thegreatgrabski.bsky.social @thegreatgrabski.bsky.social · 6d

Not that we know of. Our Clarks seem to be separate from the gas station chain. There may be a link to the car dealer Ganleys back in Ireland, but we're a different branch. We are, however, the same Grabskis who sold cars on Broadway back in the day.

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thegreatgrabski.bsky.social @thegreatgrabski.bsky.social · 6d

Beret: check. Leather jacket: check. Jodhpurs: check. Cooler than cool: check. My grandmother Adelaide Ganley (nee Clark), born October 24, 1907, on an outing with the Cleveland Hiking Club in the late '20s/early '30s.

An image of Adelaide Ganley (nee Clark) taken during a Cleveland Hiking Club outing circa 1930. The location is in the Brecksville Reservation of the Cleveland Metroparks. Adelaide's father, Louis Clark, was the secretary of Star Oil, a lubricating oil firm. Louis was the son of Richard Clark, one of the three Clark brothers who had a partnership with John D. Rockefeller in the 1860s.

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 7d

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

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Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 7d

Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom

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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 8d

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 7d

Man’s Heart Stops As Speaker Asks Audience To Turn To Person Next To Them https://theonion.com/man-s-heart-stops-as-speaker-asks-audience-to-turn-to-p-1819577130/

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