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Erika Gardner
@theerikamarie.bsky.social
I am a writer, a mother, a sister, a daughter, a lover of all things good and decent. I am a fighter. Also, I adore heavy metal.

Find me at https://erikagardner.com/

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And now...for something COMPLETELY different...hostessing Turkey Day tomorrow, but the work starts early! Giblets cooked, stuffing prepped, lunch tray done, and the baking! All done- pound cake, pumpkin pie, and dark chocolate brownies!!!

#Thanksgiving
#TurkeyDay
#ErikaGardnerWriter
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Happy Holiday, Bitches!

#transgender
#allies
#Trump
#GOP
It started out great... but Santa, in truth, is a Republican: fat old white and rich guy. Hence he is troubled and preoccupied by transgender Rudolph. Which meant the elf was neglected, went off the rails and became a serial killer. The penguin is only posessed. Hence the red eyes
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Having just returned from a writers' conference, I had to go with a glorious story for this week's Musical Monday. Turn the volume up- this guy has a magical voice!

#PoetsofTheFall
#Erikagardnerwriter
#Finland
#Heavymetal

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Musical Monday- "The Poet and The Muse" - Erika Gardner
I have just returned from my first writing conference in years, like pre-Pandemic years. I attended the Kauai Writers Conference […]
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November 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
"As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly" Well, wild turkeys can, Les, not the domesticated ones. LOL!

#wkrpturkeydrop
#Thanksgiving
#erikagardnerwriter
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Happy #Caturday!!!
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Let's call it what it is.

#KarolineLeavitt
#Piggy
#StephenMiller
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Miss Piggy has entered the room...HAI-YAH!!

*kissy, kissy*

#Piggy
#PiggyStatement
#Trump
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Well, I'm back from the #KauaiWritersConference 2025! Full of inspiration, new skills, and I made some new friends! I'm ready to burn the midnight oil and get lots of work done-Hope everyone is having a beautiful day!!! Here's a little giggle for your feed!

#queen
#Ronniejamesdio
#heavymetal
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Day #2 at the Kauai Writers Conference- learning about writing from your life, the path from book to film and then how to reinvent your career. Brain is BURSTING!

#KauaiWritersConference
#ErikaGardnerWriter
#Dreamer
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’m sort of out of it….why? I’m at the Kauai Writers Conference. So good to be me again!!!!

#erikagardnerwriter
#kauaiwritersconference
#dreamers
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 AM
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I am not "sweeping the porch," I am warming up my flying broomstick. And you? What are you up to?

#everydaymagic
#erikagardnerwriter
#thursdayvibes
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Just saying…
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
If Indiana Jones is wrong, I don't want to be right. Here's this week's Musical Monday...

#Antifa
#Fascism
#ErikaGardnerWriter

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November 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Just a little palate cleanser for your feed...

#funny
#erikagardnerwriter
#fairytales
November 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
They left out ectoplasm green... Happy Day After

#happyhalloween
#erikagardnerwriter
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This woman- I fucking love this woman.

Also... the dress? The bag? The hair? The attitude? It's all working, girlfriend.

#badass
#newyork
#fuckice
#myhero
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Happy National Cat Day!!!

#NationalCatDay
#CaturdayEveryday
October 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Welcome to another Wine on Wednesday... a place where you can learn something that has NOTHING to do with politics. Call it a #threadcleanser.

#erikagardnerwriter
#notpolitics
#wine

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Wine on Wednesday- Those Dastardly Enemies of Wine - Erika Gardner
I find that in day-to-day life one runs across few opportunities to use an awesome word like “dastardly.” It’s a […]
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October 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM