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Brian Emory
@thebrianemory.com
#ElixirLang software developer. I hope you like cats. Personal site: https://thebrianemory.com.

Some things I've made:
https://liveviewbasics.com
https://forecastyourbudget.com (signups soon)
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Marley & MJ
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costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
oh shit same guy going back what a day
January 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Lyft drivers who put on a mask after seeing me get in the car wearing one always get a larger tip
January 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
discord also has a directory in "Application Support"
January 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
let's just say i learned a thing or two from my time working at weedmaps years ago
January 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
i'm always disappointed that vibe coding has nothing to do with taking a bong rip before sitting down to code
January 9, 2026 at 5:18 PM
but i guess that's what happens when they see you as a "user" and not a "customer"
January 9, 2026 at 4:26 PM
yes yes yes this (the usps example in the thread is a great example of things being complicated and awful)
i keep thinking that the rise of LLMs is societal punishment for the crime of all our software systems being complicated and awful, and written content absent or unreadable by normal people.
Woman in line in front of me at the post office is not happy about the cost of shipping. She just whipped out her phone, asked ChatGPT how much it thinks the shipping should cost, and is trying to get the mailman to honor that price.
January 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
it's such a weird business choice to be openly hostile to your users
January 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
this is a whole other rant that's been brewing but it's more and more obvious to me that companies are not interested in making good software. they want to make complicated software they can charge you more for. they don't care if it's good. they care if they can charge you more
just let me buy groceries in peace. why do all companies seem to hate their users so much? why do they have to keep making software so bad?
January 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
just let me buy groceries in peace. why do all companies seem to hate their users so much? why do they have to keep making software so bad?
January 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
also fyi there's no way to disable it but i can "click the x to make the pop up go away until i click the icon again". I NEVER CLICKED THE ICON IN THE FIRST PLACE. it also pops up again for every. single. page. of the search results. page 2 here's rufus bullshit. page 3, guess what? rufus bullshit
January 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
i've already cancelled my prime so just continuing to deal with amazon until it's done and i moved on to using other companies
January 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM
i think it's important that if you're angry when talking to customer service, that the rep knows your anger is not directed at them personally. for example, it's not the rep's fault amazon is shoving this stupid rufus ai bullshit down my throat but they're gonna hear about it
like, this is just the dumbest fucking shit
January 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
ugh a dumb typo
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Marley loves to snuggle
January 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
the thinker
January 6, 2026 at 4:15 PM
cancelling and putting on their survey "fuck your ai bullshit" felt nice
just more dump fucking shit
January 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
just more dump fucking shit
January 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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The cognitive & emotional toll from staying in contact with abusive family can be both significant and difficult to recognize.

There's a kind of social contract that abusive parents have violated. You owe them nothing. Nothing.

Christmas–or any other holiday–doesn't change that.
December 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
much like they are right now
December 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
like, this is just the dumbest fucking shit
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
i always keep the blinds open in the room at the front of my house during the day. seeing my cats in their cat tree in front of the window sleeping or looking out always brings me joy
December 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
using amazons SEARCH BAR to look up something and having their bullshit rufus ai SIDEBAR popout with the search term and rufus responding makes me rationally angry
December 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM