austin (e/accordion 🪗)
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if you didn’t need that lesson, you wouldn’t have had it
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austin (e/accordion 🪗)
@thebadcode.com
· Aug 10
Is it piano or man or a monument
To our hubris our malice our sin
And it sits at the bar still stinking of tar
My god what the hell next will walk in
To our hubris our malice our sin
And it sits at the bar still stinking of tar
My god what the hell next will walk in
Tom Clancy book, page 5: “This was it: Deputy Director of the CIA. Jack’s days of slugging it out with Iranian terrorists were now, truly, behind him, and a life of paperwork awaited.
Page 865: “Sweat poured from Jack’s face as a waterfall of spent shells fell from his minigun’s ejector ports.”
Page 865: “Sweat poured from Jack’s face as a waterfall of spent shells fell from his minigun’s ejector ports.”
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Tom Clancy book, page 5: “This was it: Deputy Director of the CIA. Jack’s days of slugging it out with Iranian terrorists were now, truly, behind him, and a life of paperwork awaited.
Page 865: “Sweat poured from Jack’s face as a waterfall of spent shells fell from his minigun’s ejector ports.”
Page 865: “Sweat poured from Jack’s face as a waterfall of spent shells fell from his minigun’s ejector ports.”
“I believe the Mole People will treat me as a liberator”
Palmer Luckey Wants to Take War Beneath the Earth's Crust https://gizmodo.com/palmer-luckey-wants-to-take-war-beneath-the-earths-crust-2000695764
Palmer Luckey Wants to Take War Beneath the Earth's Crust
"People think it's some kind of crazy, crazy, nutty thing," said Luckey.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“I believe the Mole People will treat me as a liberator”
“Wait, so when do I fire the spark plug?”
“Ah who cares, do it all the time! Eventually you’ll be right”
“Ah who cares, do it all the time! Eventually you’ll be right”
Car nostalgia like this is just nuts to me.
Many older cars, of course, look cool. But they're also less fuel efficient and much less safe, with fewer creature comforts and also generally much less reliable.
Many older cars, of course, look cool. But they're also less fuel efficient and much less safe, with fewer creature comforts and also generally much less reliable.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
“Wait, so when do I fire the spark plug?”
“Ah who cares, do it all the time! Eventually you’ll be right”
“Ah who cares, do it all the time! Eventually you’ll be right”
This book is going to be the one that kills them, i can tell.The podcast ep will cut off halfway through a sentence and then 40 more minutes of dead air
At least 40% of the book is just tortured descriptions of her surroundings.
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This book is going to be the one that kills them, i can tell.The podcast ep will cut off halfway through a sentence and then 40 more minutes of dead air
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NIXON: and the little brown one, what’s her name?
KISSINGER: omar, sir
NIXON: that’s right, that’s right. with the headscarf
HALDEMANN: [inaudible]
NIXON: her job? her job, no i don’t think she even HAS a job!
KISSINGER: that’s ‘hijab’, sir
NIXON: a nasty people
KISSINGER: omar, sir
NIXON: that’s right, that’s right. with the headscarf
HALDEMANN: [inaudible]
NIXON: her job? her job, no i don’t think she even HAS a job!
KISSINGER: that’s ‘hijab’, sir
NIXON: a nasty people
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
NIXON: and the little brown one, what’s her name?
KISSINGER: omar, sir
NIXON: that’s right, that’s right. with the headscarf
HALDEMANN: [inaudible]
NIXON: her job? her job, no i don’t think she even HAS a job!
KISSINGER: that’s ‘hijab’, sir
NIXON: a nasty people
KISSINGER: omar, sir
NIXON: that’s right, that’s right. with the headscarf
HALDEMANN: [inaudible]
NIXON: her job? her job, no i don’t think she even HAS a job!
KISSINGER: that’s ‘hijab’, sir
NIXON: a nasty people
devastating. why do i pay to get owned like this
December 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
devastating. why do i pay to get owned like this
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now we get an oracle and juniors who are asked the impossible task of deducing when the oracle is lying lmfao
December 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
now we get an oracle and juniors who are asked the impossible task of deducing when the oracle is lying lmfao
I thought “teaching everyone to read” and “the enlightenment” have been on a pretty good run but I guess your thing is cool too
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I thought “teaching everyone to read” and “the enlightenment” have been on a pretty good run but I guess your thing is cool too
look, we’re all trying to find the guy that did this
US lawmakers to force vote on war powers if Trump attacks Venezuela reut.rs/4oGUEbu
US lawmakers to force vote on war powers if Trump attacks Venezuela
A group of U.S. senators who have tried repeatedly to rein in President Donald Trump's aggression against Venezuela said on Tuesday they would file a new resolution to force a congressional vote on the issue if the administration carries out a strike within the country.
reut.rs
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
look, we’re all trying to find the guy that did this
Stranger Things is exhausting now. Can’t we have a fun one where the gang has to save the local arcade from getting bulldozed into new condos?
December 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Stranger Things is exhausting now. Can’t we have a fun one where the gang has to save the local arcade from getting bulldozed into new condos?
not all social media usage causes schizophrenia but this shit definitely does
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December 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
not all social media usage causes schizophrenia but this shit definitely does
Pay 👏 creators 👏 (except 👏 Ryan 👏 Lizza 👏)
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Pay 👏 creators 👏 (except 👏 Ryan 👏 Lizza 👏)
We’ve fallen so low as a country since the 2001 AUMF that 25 years later you have to consult multiple experts to determine whether or not double-tapping non-combatants in international waters is even a crime
EXCLUSIVE: Entire Chain of Command Could Be Held Liable for Killing Boat Strike Survivors, Sources Say
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s actions could spark investigations for war crimes or outright murder, sources told The Intercept.
theintercept.com/2025/12/02/h...
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s actions could spark investigations for war crimes or outright murder, sources told The Intercept.
theintercept.com/2025/12/02/h...
Entire Chain of Command Could Be Held Liable for Killing Boat Strike Survivors, Sources Say
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s actions could spark investigations for war crimes or outright murder, sources told The Intercept.
theintercept.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
We’ve fallen so low as a country since the 2001 AUMF that 25 years later you have to consult multiple experts to determine whether or not double-tapping non-combatants in international waters is even a crime
Is it about my cubes?
December 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Is it about my cubes?
im really glad stranger things s5 starts with a long-ass "previously on" because i literally do not remember any of this
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
im really glad stranger things s5 starts with a long-ass "previously on" because i literally do not remember any of this
Buying my AI girlfriend that new GPU she’s been asking for
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Buying my AI girlfriend that new GPU she’s been asking for
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if what I did was a "war crime" then how come I'm not in trouble
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
if what I did was a "war crime" then how come I'm not in trouble
one of the real mistakes the left has made is falling for the trap of getting at all invested in stuff that happens on college campuses. we just can’t help ourselves, but the correct response to all this is “why do you care? college was 20 years ago man”
she went to state legislators, TPUSA and conservative media outlets within a few hours of getting her grade, if you can’t identify the bad faith that can be seen from space, you need to get your eyes checked
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
one of the real mistakes the left has made is falling for the trap of getting at all invested in stuff that happens on college campuses. we just can’t help ourselves, but the correct response to all this is “why do you care? college was 20 years ago man”
It’s very important to understand that the right is lining up behind this *because* the essay in question is indefensible slop
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It’s very important to understand that the right is lining up behind this *because* the essay in question is indefensible slop
Tom Clancy really thought he was cooking with the identical twin felon brothers who fall in love with another pair of identical twins
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Tom Clancy really thought he was cooking with the identical twin felon brothers who fall in love with another pair of identical twins
Forget block lists, I want a moderation feed of muted words
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Forget block lists, I want a moderation feed of muted words
Angel
Angel
Evil Angel
Angle
Bigfoot
Angel
Evil Angel
Angle
Bigfoot
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Moose
Sika
Cougar
Orangutan
Crocodile
Moose
Sika
Cougar
Orangutan
Crocodile
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Humpback whales
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a (reef triggerfish)
Synchronous fireflies
Monarch butterflies overwintering
Moose
Humpback whales
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a (reef triggerfish)
Synchronous fireflies
Monarch butterflies overwintering
Moose
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Angel
Angel
Evil Angel
Angle
Bigfoot
Angel
Evil Angel
Angle
Bigfoot
bring back forum culture, where ineffectually crying to the mods because everyone says you suck is a learning experience instead of a catapult to a career in grifterdom
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
bring back forum culture, where ineffectually crying to the mods because everyone says you suck is a learning experience instead of a catapult to a career in grifterdom