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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Sep 12

SAME

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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Sep 12

After that Mega Dimension trailer, I’m sure you feel very vindicated

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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Sep 10

For real. “The fascists are going to be violent and oppressive” oh, and they weren’t going to do that anyways?

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Team Cherry @teamcherry.bsky.social · Sep 4

The hunt is on! Hollow Knight: Silksong is available now on all platforms, including day one on Xbox Game Pass!

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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Sep 3

I’ll hear people complain about how “dude they never even made DLC for the game” … okay? The game was done.

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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Aug 19

Ah, the reference was lost on me. I have never heard of John Waters

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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Aug 19

I have no clue what you are saying to me right now

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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Aug 19

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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Aug 13

Best game on the GameCube

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Nintendo Wire @nintendowire.com · Aug 13

Chibi-Robo! joins Nintendo Switch Online’s GameCube library on August 21st!

buff.ly/sAOSSJU

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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Aug 11

I can’t decide which is funnier:

A) Sony continues the cross-gen initiative and the PS5 library ends up being 90% just worse versions of PS6 games

B) Sony solely focuses on developing games for the PS6 and the PS5 ends up having, like, twenty games total

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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Aug 11

NOBODY BRINGS ME GIFTS ANYMORE

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Micah @rincewind.run · Aug 1

chat is it insensitive and smug to post about how much I love my wife

Screenshot of a post I made about how glad I am I married my wife and a reply castigating me for how insensitive this is

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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Jul 31

My issue wasn’t that it was an alternate universe; it was that the marketing was misleading. The marketing kept harping on “find out what happened 100yrs ago,” but the second Terrako time-traveled, it stopped being a prequel to Breath of the Wild

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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Apr 13

“I wish I knew what the textured portion of a tire that grips the road was called”

The Snake of Automotive Knowledge:

A Gadsden Flag with “Don’t” and “On Me” removed, leaving only “Tread” remaining

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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Apr 9

I wonder if the VR version will run better now lol

The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Apr 3

Silksong, Halo, and Chibi-Robo were my three pie-in-the-sky squares and the fact I got two of three is BONKERS

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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Apr 3

I’ve put Cheebo on every single bingo card I’ve made for years now and it FINALLY PAID OFF

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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Apr 3

A triple bingo is INSANE

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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Apr 2

Jokes on you— I got laid off last year and cleared my entire gaming backlog while looking for jobs

The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Apr 2

HUH

I thought you were my age wtf

BUT ALSO WHO CARES SWITCH 2 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Apr 2

My first Switch 2 Direct Bingo Board!!! Can’t wait to see what I got right!

Row One: Mario Kart 9, June Release, Switch 1 controllers work on Switch 2, Metaphor Re:Fantazio, Chibi-Robo
Row Two: Switch 1 Upgrades System, Elden Ring, Star Fox, New Console on NSO, LCD screen
Row Three: Halo, $399 Price Point, FREE, Fire Emblem, Donkey Kong
Row Four: 3D Mario, Hades II, Yooka-Replaylee, Metroid Prime 4, FFVII Remake
Row Five: EA Sports, Kirby, Silksong, Legends Z-A, New IP

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The Goose @theaugoosetus.bsky.social · Mar 26

It *does* make for very entertaining days on the timeline when someone crashes out about that stuff though

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The New York Times @nytimes.com · Feb 8

Gov. Gavin Newsom of California signed legislation on Friday that authorized $50 million in state funds intended to counter President Trump's agenda.

Newsom Signs Bills to Fight Trump, Including Legal Aid for Immigrants

Gov. Gavin Newsom, a Democrat, has been balancing a desire to push back on Republican policies with a need to cooperate in seeking federal disaster aid.

www.nytimes.com

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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · Feb 6

I find it very fascinating that we still hold so much power over the right’s mental health. This dude went and got himself killed in a shootout with the cops cause he was mad that liberals exist. They control the government, the media, and the corporations and could just ignore us

Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · Feb 6

He what now?!

Screenshot of a tweet by a user named “FarmerRigz” with the handle “@FarmerRigzDTS.” The tweet reads:
“Years of transgenders harassing me and abortion being essentially a sacrament in my state. I have to stand my ground and fight for my religion here. Christ is Lord I am sorry.”

Below, there is a Readers’ Context box that says the user posted this during a police standoff where he held his four-week-old daughter hostage; he was later killed by police after wounding a deputy and killing a K‑9. The child was unharmed. Three news links (wagmtv.com, necn.com, and newscentermaine.com) appear. The screenshot also shows the tweet’s date, “12:34 PM · Feb 3, 2025,” and view count, “4.1M Views.”

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