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Moe Szyslak

@thatguymoe.bsky.social

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Just your average bartender. Don’t piss me off, or you’ll pay by blood, capisce? Not affiliated with FOX or Matt Groening #MVRP #SimpsonsRP Mun and muse are 18+. LEWD & Minors DNI Ran by @cappykid.bsky.social

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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · Jul 3

“Hey do I got a Blooze Skye? C’mon guys! I need a Blooze Skye! Wait a minute…”

*MOE FROM THE SIMPSONS JOINS BLUESKY!*

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CappyKid @cappykid.bsky.social · Jul 13

TW: Disturbing content

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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · Jul 10

WHY AM I IN THIS MESS???

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Thomas the #1 Tank Engine! @numberoneengine.bsky.social · Jul 10

PISS OFF, TURTLE

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ON HIATUS @sketchedhero.bsky.social · Jul 3

Hey everyone. CappyKid here. AGAIN.

Yep. I’ve been called out once again. This time for being a creep around minors.

I knew I should’ve stayed inactive. I fucking knew I should’ve…

Please be aware that I want the best in the new generation of people. I never intended to be weird.

(Continued…)

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Jongler @modernmouthmic.bsky.social · Jul 3

“ Dis is a private room. We got private. . . uh, eyes. We been. . . investigatin' you. ”

🎙️ « #DELTARUNERP #UTDRRP #UTRP #DTRP #MVRP » 🎤

“ We, uh. . . We like what we see. Keep it up. ”

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ON HIATUS @sketchedhero.bsky.social · Jul 2

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒕 𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓 𝑮𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒔, 𝑺𝒌𝒆𝒕𝒄𝒉, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏, 𝑭𝒂𝒚𝒐𝒍𝒂.

#SFWRP #OCRP #MVRP #RPSKY

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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · Jul 3

“Dang. Lots of people must really like me.”

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sans. @sansationalskelet.bsky.social · Jun 26

#UNDERTALERP / #DELTARUNERP / #BSKYRP / #MVRP

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Kirby and the Forgotten Land Hidden Missions @katflmissions.bsky.social · Jun 21

Delete your Twitter account

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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · Jul 3

“Barney got into the beer again. He’s on the timeout chair.”

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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · Jul 3

“That’d be nice. Thank you.”

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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · Jul 3

You are good enough. Actually, you're probably overqualified, but let's stay humble here.

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𝐁𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 @bugbunger.bsky.social · Feb 2

Name: Bunger

Age: Bunger

Species: Bunger

Bunger: Bunger

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Moe Szyslak @thatguymoe.bsky.social · Jul 3

“Believe me, pal. I had to hire some chicks to attract more customers, but that didn’t last very long. They found another bar outside of Springfield to advertise.”