Ethan J. CarColder!
@pseudoimmortal.bsky.social
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I'll free you all. I promise.
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#MVRP #OCRP #SFWRP
// some dark themes ahead!
// Multiship (each ship is it's own timeline)
//just @ me to int!!
//tags: #ParodySky #MVRP #ParodyBluesky
//written by Elli!
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“NO. What made you jump to that fucking conclusion?!????”
Lemme guess, he is... gay?
*WHAT*
*WHAT*
⚪️: “Nomal. Nomal Porter.”
👁️🗨️: “…..Yeah the writer ain’t exactly good with names is he-“
Fuck you.
“Anyways, yeah, meet my technically opposite but still my brother Nomal. Take a guess what he is.”
👁️🗨️: “…..Yeah the writer ain’t exactly good with names is he-“
Fuck you.
“Anyways, yeah, meet my technically opposite but still my brother Nomal. Take a guess what he is.”
Yep! Nice to meet you, uhhh...
*Squinting.*
Who are ya?-
*Squinting.*
Who are ya?-
👁️🗨️: “Oh. Well, good for you, i guess!”
⚪️: “…Anyways, Ethan right? It’s nice to meet someone that Narra knows for once.”
⚪️: “…Anyways, Ethan right? It’s nice to meet someone that Narra knows for once.”
Just exploring the multiverse. It.. helped mellow me out a bit.
“…Where the hell were you then, space nebula?? Come on atleast share a bit more detail than THAT.”
…and nothing changed from their attitude.
…and nothing changed from their attitude.
Ah, everything was fine! Was on vacation, but.. forgot to telll everyone.
👁️🗨️: “ah-“
Narra got up and took out some bandages out, fixing him up. Wow, it definitely been a while if they’re NOT tryna make him suffer.
“Sorry bout that. Anyways, how was… everything?”
Narra got up and took out some bandages out, fixing him up. Wow, it definitely been a while if they’re NOT tryna make him suffer.
“Sorry bout that. Anyways, how was… everything?”
MY RRIIBS!-
A FUCKING BULLDOZER LEVEL IMPACT COMES STRAIGHT AT HIM
👁️🗨️: “Ethan!” :D
⚪️: “….I’d like to apologize for the behavior of theirs, new friend.”
👁️🗨️: “Ethan!” :D
⚪️: “….I’d like to apologize for the behavior of theirs, new friend.”
*Waking up from his 1000 year slumber*
Something just happened.
Something just happened.
"It's okay! I'm sorry we haven't had much time to hang out.. we've been really busy with.. well, everything! Kids, holidays, strange happenings.. haha."
Beep-
Heh, I'm doing great! I was on vacation, and sorry for not telling you! Doing WAY better mentally than before.
Heh, I'm doing great! I was on vacation, and sorry for not telling you! Doing WAY better mentally than before.
"ETHAN!!"
Clearly, Goldie missed him. He's currently getting a great big hug from the wub.
"I missed you! How are you, old friend?"
Clearly, Goldie missed him. He's currently getting a great big hug from the wub.
"I missed you! How are you, old friend?"
Alright, who missed me?-
I could say the same to you.
The only difference is I disappear and come back with my State of Play and give Bandai the license for an A-Okay to publish Japan Studio games.
The only difference is I disappear and come back with my State of Play and give Bandai the license for an A-Okay to publish Japan Studio games.
Oh, hey, PS! Long time no see!
Hello.
Alright, who missed me?-
"Disappearing on vacation without telling people is the same as being gone, buddy."
I was never gone? I was on vacation, I just forgot to tell y'all, I think-