Disney
@parodydisney.bsky.social
Parody of the shittiest company of all time, Disney. NO ASSOCIATION WITH THEM, WHATSOEVER.
Founder of the #DisneyOrder, with Mickey leading the group
(Mun is 24 years of age)
Founder of the #DisneyOrder, with Mickey leading the group
(Mun is 24 years of age)
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Disney
@parodydisney.bsky.social
· Feb 24
a disney castle is lit up at night with fireworks
ALT: a disney castle is lit up at night with fireworks
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Ｔｈｅ Ｈａｐｐｉｅｓｔ Ｐｌａｃｅ ｏｎ Ｅａｒｔｈ
❤️ & 🔄?
❤️ & 🔄?
🐭“Do I own Mirror Force? Ha ha.”
January 24, 2026 at 5:08 PM
🐭“Do I own Mirror Force? Ha ha.”
>Opening a Dark Fountain in the reader’s favorite restaurant.
January 24, 2026 at 3:37 PM
>Opening a Dark Fountain in the reader’s favorite restaurant.
🐭“I own Pot of Greed. Ha ha.”
January 24, 2026 at 3:25 PM
🐭“I own Pot of Greed. Ha ha.”
Reposted by Disney
GWENPOOL! Do /not/ disrespect Disney.
I need them for the money! Think about how many increasingly shitty movies I could pump out into the market!
I need them for the money! Think about how many increasingly shitty movies I could pump out into the market!
January 22, 2026 at 11:07 PM
GWENPOOL! Do /not/ disrespect Disney.
I need them for the money! Think about how many increasingly shitty movies I could pump out into the market!
I need them for the money! Think about how many increasingly shitty movies I could pump out into the market!
🐭“Hmmm... Let me think about it...”
Not until you give us a Denziman, a Sun Vulcan, or a Battle Fever J revival comic.
Marvel co-created those shows with us, so it’s not fair that they don’t mention them at all.
Marvel co-created those shows with us, so it’s not fair that they don’t mention them at all.
🐭“Speaking of Toei... where’s my paycheck for the Marvel anime they produced?”
January 22, 2026 at 8:10 PM
🐭“Hmmm... Let me think about it...”
🐭“Speaking of Toei... where’s my paycheck for the Marvel anime they produced?”
Fuck you’re right, you’re richer than Toei.
🐭“Unfortunately for you, you’re in Disney territory, meaning I can negate your negates. Ha ha.”
January 22, 2026 at 6:51 PM
🐭“Speaking of Toei... where’s my paycheck for the Marvel anime they produced?”
🐭“Unfortunately for you, you’re in Disney territory, meaning I can negate your negates. Ha ha.”
And I have the power to negate your rejections.
🐭“And I have the power to reject demands, ha ha.”
January 22, 2026 at 6:49 PM
🐭“Unfortunately for you, you’re in Disney territory, meaning I can negate your negates. Ha ha.”
🐭“And I have the power to reject demands, ha ha.”
This is not a request
It’s a demand
It’s a demand
January 22, 2026 at 6:40 PM
🐭“And I have the power to reject demands, ha ha.”
🐭“You’re the reason why stocks are going down at my master’s empire...”
Have one womp.
Matter of fact have two womps.
Have womp womp.
Matter of fact have two womps.
Have womp womp.
🐭“Oh my fucking god...”
January 22, 2026 at 6:31 PM
🐭“You’re the reason why stocks are going down at my master’s empire...”
🐭“Oh my fucking god...”
No.
January 22, 2026 at 6:28 PM
🐭“Oh my fucking god...”
🐭“You stop that.”
January 22, 2026 at 6:23 PM
🐭“You stop that.”
🐭“Come again? Ha ha.”
"...Baa."
𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘪𝘤 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘱!
𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘪𝘤 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘱!
🐭“Do I own the sheep owned by Cartoon Network? Ha ha.”
January 22, 2026 at 6:38 AM
🐭“Come again? Ha ha.”
🐭“You can’t, ha ha.”
"I will stab you."
🐭“Kingdom Hearts 6 7, ha ha.”
January 22, 2026 at 6:33 AM
🐭“You can’t, ha ha.”
🐭“Kingdom Hearts 6 7, ha ha.”
January 22, 2026 at 6:23 AM
🐭“Kingdom Hearts 6 7, ha ha.”
🐭“Do I own the sheep owned by Cartoon Network? Ha ha.”
January 21, 2026 at 10:07 PM
🐭“Do I own the sheep owned by Cartoon Network? Ha ha.”
🐭“I own Bunger. Ha ha.”
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 PM
🐭“I own Bunger. Ha ha.”
🐭“Bought out by me and my master. Ha ha.”
We’re proudly sponsored by Mfuckin’ Chicken.
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 PM
🐭“Bought out by me and my master. Ha ha.”
🐭“I’ll say this once and I’ll say it again... Me and my master OWN THE MCFUCKIN’ CHICKEN.”
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
🐭“I’ll say this once and I’ll say it again... Me and my master OWN THE MCFUCKIN’ CHICKEN.”
Buying everyone the House of Mouse sets their sights on, expanding the Disney Empire through harsh bribery and nasty tricks to fully own anyone’s rights, license and IP.
If your muse went to prison, what would they have been charged with?
January 20, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Buying everyone the House of Mouse sets their sights on, expanding the Disney Empire through harsh bribery and nasty tricks to fully own anyone’s rights, license and IP.
🐭“And they’ll fail. Ha ha.”
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The powerless says they're gonna kick your ass
The powerless says they're gonna kick your ass
🐭“The powerless says WHAT now? Ha ha.”
January 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
🐭“And they’ll fail. Ha ha.”
🐭“The powerless says WHAT now? Ha ha.”
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Not on my watch
Not on my watch
🐭“I NOW MOTHERFUCKING OWN EVERY ELDRITCH HORROR FROM THE KIRBY IP, HA HA.”
January 19, 2026 at 6:55 PM
🐭“The powerless says WHAT now? Ha ha.”
🐭“I NOW MOTHERFUCKING OWN EVERY ELDRITCH HORROR FROM THE KIRBY IP, HA HA.”
January 19, 2026 at 5:29 PM
🐭“I NOW MOTHERFUCKING OWN EVERY ELDRITCH HORROR FROM THE KIRBY IP, HA HA.”