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Thomas the #1 Tank Engine!

@numberoneengine.bsky.social

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I’m the #1 tank engine on the Island of Sodor! Muse is FUCKING 100+ Writer is 21 LEWD, Drama & Minors DNI #TTTERP #TAFRP #MVRP #OPENRP #SFWRP Will interact with IRL accounts. Not affiliated with the Rev. W. Awdry or Mattel. Ran by @cappykid.bsky.social

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Thomas the #1 Tank Engine! @numberoneengine.bsky.social · Jun 29

NEW PINNED!

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CappyKid @cappykid.bsky.social · Jul 14

This right here is the definition of happiness.

Edward's Theme (S6-7)

YouTube video by Mavis M

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CappyKid @cappykid.bsky.social · Jul 13

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Thomas the #1 Tank Engine! @numberoneengine.bsky.social · Jul 13

CappyKid @cappykid.bsky.social · Jul 13

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CappyKid @cappykid.bsky.social · Jul 13

Wow. Just… wow…

Now people think I do SEXUAL RPS WITH MINORS.

What kind of monster do they think I am???

I’D RATHER DIE THAN DO SOMETHING SICK LIKE THAT.

The amount of over-exaggeration about one TINY slip up is insane.

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CappyKid @cappykid.bsky.social · Jul 13

Just because I didn’t know any better, doesn’t mean you all get to think I did.

And that whole “OH. THIS GUY FOLLOWED LOLI ACCOUNTS HE LIKES LOLICON WHICH IS ILLEGAL. LETS CHOP OFF HIS HEAD.” incident was a fucking ACCIDENT. I didn’t know what lolicon was at that time.
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CappyKid @cappykid.bsky.social · Jul 13

But SOMEONE had to get all over their head and ignore common sense and treat it like I did something terrible INTENTIONALLY.

Like bro. It’s literally impossible to perfectly guess someone’s intentions. You can’t prove yourself right.

Oh! And the whole “defending pedos” thing?
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CappyKid @cappykid.bsky.social · Jul 13

FORGET IT.

They literally can’t change so there’s no point in assuming they can.

I’m so sick and tired of being treated like a child predator. Heck! I remember meeting a group of minors back and THEY were talking about sexual topics!

You call that being a pedo?! NO IT AIN’T.
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CappyKid @cappykid.bsky.social · Jul 13

And that all happened when I was. 18 or 19. I don’t remember.

Just don’t go believing everything without hearing everyone’s side of the story. Common fucking sense.

I swear to god. I’m about to fucking scream.

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CappyKid @cappykid.bsky.social · Jul 13

The amount of slander about me is unbelievable.

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CappyKid @cappykid.bsky.social · Jul 13

TW: Disturbing content

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Thomas the #1 Tank Engine! @numberoneengine.bsky.social · Jul 10

PISS OFF, TURTLE

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Thomas the #1 Tank Engine! @numberoneengine.bsky.social · Jul 9

Good morning, everyone! Or afternoon…

thomas the train is smiling and looking at the camera in a cartoon

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CappyKid @cappykid.bsky.social · Jul 8

Anyways. Check out this fucking banger.

The Runaway Theme: Thomas and Friends Season 5 Reorchestrated (Free to Use)

YouTube video by Milo the Otter!

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Thomas the #1 Tank Engine! @numberoneengine.bsky.social · Jul 3

“WHAT THE BLOODY HELL AM I DOING HERE?!”

😈 -" 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐋!! 𝐍𝐎𝐖!! "- 😈 @nmp6.bsky.social · Jul 3

" I'LL GIT YOU LIBERAL!!!! "

[ how is this fourteen year old driving
....... and is he drunk!?!??1!1!!1!1!1 ]

ON HIATUS @sketchedhero.bsky.social · Jul 3

“OH HELL NAH.”

*GETS IN FUCKING THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE AND SPEEDS DOWN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.*

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Ethan J. CarColder! @pseudoimmortal.bsky.social · Dec 28

//gonna post a small lore thread about Ethan really quick if anyone is interested!
// gonna tag this: #OCRP #MVRP #ParodySky #ParodyBSky
// The pic IS related.
// If you want any more info, let me know!

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Thomas the #1 Tank Engine! @numberoneengine.bsky.social · Jun 30

“Thank you! Glad I could make your day a bright one back then!”

a close up of a thomas the train with a smiley face

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Thomas the #1 Tank Engine! @numberoneengine.bsky.social · Jun 30

“Has anyone seen Sketch anywhere? I can’t find him anywhere!”

Thomas the #1 Tank Engine! @numberoneengine.bsky.social · Jun 29

“I… don’t know, but I think it means making someone you hired help you?”

Thomas the #1 Tank Engine! @numberoneengine.bsky.social · Jun 29

“Bertie beat me in a race. I blame the cow on the tracks.”

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“𝐋𝐄𝐓’𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓!”⚙️ @variableweapons.bsky.social · Jan 30

𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 !

#MVRP #CAPCOMRP #SFWRP #SMASHRP #MEGAMANRP

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Reala @loyal2nightmare.bsky.social · Nov 7

🌙 - Indie portrayal of Reala

🌙 - Detailed/Lit focused

🌙 - Crossover and OC friendly

🌙 - Reala has couth, so lewd accounts DNI

🌙 - Ships with chem

🌙 - DMs open for plotting or chatting

🌙 - Please share the dream clown around. It would be very appreciated ❤️🖤

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Thomas the #1 Tank Engine! @numberoneengine.bsky.social · Jun 29

“Hello everyone! Sorry I haven’t been active that much! The Fat Controller had lots of jobs for me to do! How’s everyone doing?”

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Thomas the #1 Tank Engine! @numberoneengine.bsky.social · Jun 29

This portrayal of Thomas is now based on the model series and CGI series. Ran by @cappykid.bsky.social.

Thomas the #1 Tank Engine! @numberoneengine.bsky.social · Jun 29

NEW PINNED!

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Thomas the #1 Tank Engine! @numberoneengine.bsky.social · Jun 27

(Thomas puts on a cheeky grin.)

“You want someone to mother around, do you?”

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