🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹
@texitalian.bsky.social
Rude. Crude. Socially unacceptable. I roast fascists, mock Trump, and piss on fragile feelings like a lawn flamingo. Wholesome? Wrong turn. MAGA meatheads + bootlickers: fuck you twice—once for politics, once for wasting oxygen. Comedy’s over, clown.
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🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹
@texitalian.bsky.social
· Jan 3
My thoughts…Comment if you wish and RP if you agree…#WeThePeople
Tomorrow’s beans and corn bread…
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Tomorrow’s beans and corn bread…
Mushrooms and onions for tonight’s filet mignon topper…
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Mushrooms and onions for tonight’s filet mignon topper…
Beef stew for a night later in the week…
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Beef stew for a night later in the week…
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RFK.Jr has a surprise for YOU!
Measles is roaring back.
Polio’s poking its head up again.
Chikungunya’s surging.
Whooping cough is back in schools.
Years of falling vaccination rates cracked the door open — now old viruses are walking right through it. The past isn’t gone, it’s contagious.
Measles is roaring back.
Polio’s poking its head up again.
Chikungunya’s surging.
Whooping cough is back in schools.
Years of falling vaccination rates cracked the door open — now old viruses are walking right through it. The past isn’t gone, it’s contagious.
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
RFK.Jr has a surprise for YOU!
Measles is roaring back.
Polio’s poking its head up again.
Chikungunya’s surging.
Whooping cough is back in schools.
Years of falling vaccination rates cracked the door open — now old viruses are walking right through it. The past isn’t gone, it’s contagious.
Measles is roaring back.
Polio’s poking its head up again.
Chikungunya’s surging.
Whooping cough is back in schools.
Years of falling vaccination rates cracked the door open — now old viruses are walking right through it. The past isn’t gone, it’s contagious.
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I still can't believe these goddamn fools are trying to get into a patriotism dick measuring contest with a guy who was a combat pilot and an astronaut and space flight commander.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I still can't believe these goddamn fools are trying to get into a patriotism dick measuring contest with a guy who was a combat pilot and an astronaut and space flight commander.
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Two Guardsmen lie in critical condition tonight—and a political movement is turning their trauma into a tool to attack half the country.👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Two Guardsmen lie in critical condition tonight—and a political movement is turning their trauma into a tool to attack half the country.👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
Trust me…the regime could not care less about these soldiers. This is what they wanted. It’s what they needed to green lights the next steps…wait and see…the plan will cascade from this incident.
Place National Guard in harm’s way for no good reason. Two members are tragically and unnecessarily shot. The reckless regime’s response: We’re sending 500 more National Guard troops! What a disgrace.
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Trust me…the regime could not care less about these soldiers. This is what they wanted. It’s what they needed to green lights the next steps…wait and see…the plan will cascade from this incident.
Thanks!!! My next vacation destination!!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Thanks!!! My next vacation destination!!!
I’m only surprised it took this long…
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’m only surprised it took this long…
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TWICE female candidates for President who was experienced, qualified with ethics & values. TWICE we passed the women up for a narcissist with a record of inept mismanagement. Look at the record of how many female heads of state who have done an exceptionally good job.
Misogyny runs deep in America.
Misogyny runs deep in America.
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
TWICE female candidates for President who was experienced, qualified with ethics & values. TWICE we passed the women up for a narcissist with a record of inept mismanagement. Look at the record of how many female heads of state who have done an exceptionally good job.
Misogyny runs deep in America.
Misogyny runs deep in America.
Fuck!!! That wasn’t a fart…
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Fuck!!! That wasn’t a fart…
Dion - "Abraham, Martin And John" - Official Music Video
YouTube video by Dion
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Trump’s America
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Trump’s America
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I am Mark Kelly!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I am Mark Kelly!!!!
The stigma once associated with ignorance has disappeared and the loudest and least informed voices drive the discussion forcing us to speak their language as they drag us down with them…
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The stigma once associated with ignorance has disappeared and the loudest and least informed voices drive the discussion forcing us to speak their language as they drag us down with them…
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HERE, laugh a little (57!
Trump, Zelensky, and Putin discuss Ukraine peace deal
YouTube video by GZERO Media
youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
HERE, laugh a little (57!
Absofuckinlutely!
Observation:
Carlin knew the deal, and he tried his best to tell us.
They own US, and freedom is just a figment of your imagination.
Carlin knew the deal, and he tried his best to tell us.
They own US, and freedom is just a figment of your imagination.
George Carlin "The American Dream" Best 3 Minutes of His Career
YouTube video by Dan K Schroeder
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Absofuckinlutely!
Was anyone expecting them not too…anyone? anyone?
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Was anyone expecting them not too…anyone? anyone?
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November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Could not agree more!!!
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Could not agree more!!!