🇺🇸Guido🇮🇹
@texitalian.bsky.social
Rude. Crude. Socially unacceptable. I roast fascists, mock Trump, and piss on fragile feelings like a lawn flamingo. Wholesome? Wrong turn. MAGA meatheads + bootlickers: fuck you twice—once for politics, once for wasting oxygen. Comedy’s over, clown.
Tomorrow’s beans and corn bread…
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Tomorrow’s beans and corn bread…
Mushrooms and onions for tonight’s filet mignon topper…
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Mushrooms and onions for tonight’s filet mignon topper…
Beef stew for a night later in the week…
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Beef stew for a night later in the week…
I’m only surprised it took this long…
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’m only surprised it took this long…
Fuck!!! That wasn’t a fart…
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Fuck!!! That wasn’t a fart…
I am Mark Kelly!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I am Mark Kelly!!!!
I love in South Texas…I remember that famous dove hunt on the King Ranch…
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November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I love in South Texas…I remember that famous dove hunt on the King Ranch…
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Boston Butt slathered in olive oil, garlic, rosemary, sage, sea salt and pepper…Damn it was good!!!
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Boston Butt slathered in olive oil, garlic, rosemary, sage, sea salt and pepper…Damn it was good!!!
WTF!!! Can things get more dystopic than they are?!?!
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
WTF!!! Can things get more dystopic than they are?!?!
Well these eight bitches don’t see it that way…
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Well these eight bitches don’t see it that way…
Yeah…nothing to see here folks…keep it moving along…
October 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Yeah…nothing to see here folks…keep it moving along…
He wanted to be on Mount Rushmore. He’s lucky she didn’t go full Mussolini-on-a-lamppost…
October 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
He wanted to be on Mount Rushmore. He’s lucky she didn’t go full Mussolini-on-a-lamppost…
Has anyone noticed that they are all a bunch of fat fucks…Geez someone needs to tell’em to lay off the double QP with cheese and opt for the grilled chicken salad…
Am I fat shaming? Maybe…
Am I fat shaming? Maybe…
October 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Has anyone noticed that they are all a bunch of fat fucks…Geez someone needs to tell’em to lay off the double QP with cheese and opt for the grilled chicken salad…
Am I fat shaming? Maybe…
Am I fat shaming? Maybe…
And here are the Incels responsible…
October 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
And here are the Incels responsible…
OMG!!! Unbelievable…what am I saying…of course they did!!!
Incels still living in mom’s basement eating Cheetos and gooning to porn…And mom asking about the orange stains in their shorts…
Incels still living in mom’s basement eating Cheetos and gooning to porn…And mom asking about the orange stains in their shorts…
October 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
OMG!!! Unbelievable…what am I saying…of course they did!!!
Incels still living in mom’s basement eating Cheetos and gooning to porn…And mom asking about the orange stains in their shorts…
Incels still living in mom’s basement eating Cheetos and gooning to porn…And mom asking about the orange stains in their shorts…
“Keep government out of my healthcare!”
— say Americans currently relying on government to pay for their healthcare.
80% of them live in Trump states.
When the subsidies vanish and the premiums spike — will they blame the politicians who cut them…or will they just blame immigrants again?
— say Americans currently relying on government to pay for their healthcare.
80% of them live in Trump states.
When the subsidies vanish and the premiums spike — will they blame the politicians who cut them…or will they just blame immigrants again?
October 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
“Keep government out of my healthcare!”
— say Americans currently relying on government to pay for their healthcare.
80% of them live in Trump states.
When the subsidies vanish and the premiums spike — will they blame the politicians who cut them…or will they just blame immigrants again?
— say Americans currently relying on government to pay for their healthcare.
80% of them live in Trump states.
When the subsidies vanish and the premiums spike — will they blame the politicians who cut them…or will they just blame immigrants again?
Hey Trish (See You Next Tuesday) if ICE is taking pedophiles off the streets…why aren’t you arresting republicans (including T-Rump) or at least releasing the Epstein files…Oh did I mention you’re a cunt???
Keep it Chappell…fuck ICE!!!
Keep it Chappell…fuck ICE!!!
October 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Hey Trish (See You Next Tuesday) if ICE is taking pedophiles off the streets…why aren’t you arresting republicans (including T-Rump) or at least releasing the Epstein files…Oh did I mention you’re a cunt???
Keep it Chappell…fuck ICE!!!
Keep it Chappell…fuck ICE!!!
How many times have heard
”We need a businessman to be president because they understand the economy.”
Damn I wish we would have elected one of those…
”We need a businessman to be president because they understand the economy.”
Damn I wish we would have elected one of those…
October 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
How many times have heard
”We need a businessman to be president because they understand the economy.”
Damn I wish we would have elected one of those…
”We need a businessman to be president because they understand the economy.”
Damn I wish we would have elected one of those…
No shit!!! Way go dick head!
October 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
No shit!!! Way go dick head!
Jumpin Jehoshaphat!!! WTF is going on MTG now Laura Lunacy Loomer says something I have to agree with. For crying out loud…am I infected with a RFK brain worm?!?!?
October 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Jumpin Jehoshaphat!!! WTF is going on MTG now Laura Lunacy Loomer says something I have to agree with. For crying out loud…am I infected with a RFK brain worm?!?!?
I see the state propaganda machine reporting the news…while still sucking trumps dick…
October 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I see the state propaganda machine reporting the news…while still sucking trumps dick…