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Terrence Doyle
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Mostly lapsed journalist seen in The Guardian, Vice, Eater, 538, Good Deadspin, Jacobin, some others. Fully lapsed Catholic.

Soccer enjoyer. Ski guy. 20th century literature liker. Undisciplined painter. Copywriter.

Opinions not mine but rather God’s.
no one has ever been more back
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Alexander Isak making me thankful for the days I got with Darwin
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’ll bite for this one:

Alex G
The National
Danny Brown
American Nightmare
Have Heart

(There are many more but these ones always slap/slapped.)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times

Phish
Widespread Panic
Billy Strings
Bob Dylan
Billy Joel
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times

New Order
The Cure
Radiohead
The Grateful Dead
Primus
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Okay so my newest and dumbest possible wish for the current Liverpool season is that they sack Slot, hire Ange, get relegated, and win Europe. Dear editors, someone pay me to write this very stupid piece.
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I don't think Slot gets sacked, but I also don't know how this turns around in any meaningful way if he stays. They're getting worse by the week. Bordering on unintelligible at this point. (It's bad enough now that it's becoming funny to me, at least!) But also, who would they even hire lolllllllll
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My big takeaway is that Olivia Nuzzi is going to prison and Ryan Lizza has a tiny dick
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I would like to wake up in a world where Arne Slot is no longer Liverpool’s manager
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This team is fucking cooked. Tuning out for a while.
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Slot’s fucking toast
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
fOrTrEsS aNfIeLd
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
How do you not give Liverpool a free kick for that blatant Perisic handball? So they can just get out of jail free — and without a yellow — because it’s the end of stoppage time? This ref has been a joke.
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I’ve never seen a team lose more second balls than this Liverpool team
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
How is that not a pen?
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Liverpool’s inability to get the first touch on basically any set piece is disgusting
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Down in the first 5 minutes. Again. Will lose. Again.
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Idk why Arne refuses to play Gomez at RB but he does and it continues to make me angry
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Reposted by Terrence Doyle
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
New Hampshire's absolute biggest piece of shit. And that's saying something!
A lot is being said about Karoline Leavitt’s non-response to ICE abducting the mother of her nephew. But I want to talk about her nephew.

He is 11. He lives with both his mom and his dad — until now. Because now he doesn’t know where his mom is. 1/2
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Like, I think people either forget or simply don't know that the three pointer, while in existence, just wasn't *nearly* utilized as much then as it is now. Bird averaged 1.9 3 point attempts per game. Steph, for example, averages almost 10! If Bird played today, he probably averages 35 ppg.
Gen Z’s worst quality is thinking Luka Doncic is better than Larry Bird
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Gen Z’s worst quality is thinking Luka Doncic is better than Larry Bird
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Ignoring the main issues for a second (that this is classist, racist, eugenicist slop), no one named Markwayne should be allowed anywhere near the levers of political power.
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ajax, very bad
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Reposted by Terrence Doyle
You don't have to speak to the FBI. Let your lawyer do the talking.
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Everything's expensive and nothing works
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Fubo, originally launched as a streaming service geared mostly toward soccer, no longer offers the channel most Americans watch soccer on (NBC). Love our media ecosystem. Every part of it. Good job.
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM