Terrence Doyle
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Terrence Doyle
@terrencedoyle.bsky.social
Mostly lapsed journalist seen in The Guardian, Vice, Eater, 538, Good Deadspin, Jacobin, some others. Fully lapsed Catholic.

Soccer enjoyer. Ski guy. 20th century literature liker. Undisciplined painter. Copywriter.

Opinions not mine but rather God’s.
Honestly the most deeply Philly reply imaginable somehow
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
At least Darwin looked like he gave a fuck out there.
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
whispers: cc: @lpp.bsky.social 👀
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Boyhood Liverpool fan, he's probably licking his chops atm tbf 😋
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hire Ange imo, you don't defend anyway, might as well score some fucking goals while you're at it
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
It's all just so, so wild given the previous year's success and the (still, come on, don't be dumb, relax) wildly good window they had. Alas, soccer is chaos; chaos is soccer.
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I mean those mistakes were insane, no doubt. But the setup has proved super susceptible to counters and set pieces all season, and they’ve just done nothing to fix it. They also just don’t compete for anything in terms of second balls, which is not NOT on the manager. Idk, it’s a fucking mess.
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
That doesn’t explain the absolute shambolic state of defending. Team has zero spine. Giving up 2 or 3 (or 4) goals ever match. It’s enough. I’ve had enough.
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Every match, something dumber than the last
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM