The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone
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You Take A Little Glass Of Water
You Drop It On Magnets
I Don’t Know What’s Going To Happen
You Drop It On Magnets
I Don’t Know What’s Going To Happen
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They'll never even come close to suffering enough
If you're a professional capital-A Author, you probably want to avoid admitting you have no ideas out loud
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If you're a professional capital-A Author, you probably want to avoid admitting you have no ideas out loud
George Sears is preparing to address the crowd
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
George Sears is preparing to address the crowd
Feels good to see evil assholes eat shit
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Feels good to see evil assholes eat shit
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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It’s not cool to celebrate someone’s death. Sure, Vlad the Impaler dipped his bread in the blood of his victims, but he was a human being who deserves our courtesy and respect
December 4, 2024 at 6:58 PM
It’s not cool to celebrate someone’s death. Sure, Vlad the Impaler dipped his bread in the blood of his victims, but he was a human being who deserves our courtesy and respect
Very sorry to report that Denny Hamlin has Stage 2
November 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Very sorry to report that Denny Hamlin has Stage 2
[SOMEONE ELSE]: This Scherzer guy needs to hit the showerz
November 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
[SOMEONE ELSE]: This Scherzer guy needs to hit the showerz
Let me be the first to make a One Little Victory/Blue Jays post
October 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Let me be the first to make a One Little Victory/Blue Jays post
Hoping to see some metrics on the prevalence of "Blake Smell" poasting
October 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hoping to see some metrics on the prevalence of "Blake Smell" poasting
Blake Smell, no?
October 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Blake Smell, no?
Davis Schneider is the quintessential time-traveling Canadian
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Davis Schneider is the quintessential time-traveling Canadian
Inaba Churu, your premier provider of pre-packaged cat sick
October 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Inaba Churu, your premier provider of pre-packaged cat sick
Ohtani has enormous Frank Quitely energy
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Ohtani has enormous Frank Quitely energy
Saw Guerrero Jr puncturing the myth of Ohtani invincibility
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Saw Guerrero Jr puncturing the myth of Ohtani invincibility
Looking like a Chekhov's Roach situation
October 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Looking like a Chekhov's Roach situation
Shirley Manson is the only one pronuncing “Los Angeles” correctly
October 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Shirley Manson is the only one pronuncing “Los Angeles” correctly
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AWS outages are interesting because each time it affects more and more disparate things, each is a snapshot scan of the metastatic cancer infecting the internet.
October 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
AWS outages are interesting because each time it affects more and more disparate things, each is a snapshot scan of the metastatic cancer infecting the internet.
The stealth-shidding scene from The Chair Company is a true neurotic jackpot of pure anxiety
October 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The stealth-shidding scene from The Chair Company is a true neurotic jackpot of pure anxiety
Someone always has to ruin Thanksgiving I guess
October 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Someone always has to ruin Thanksgiving I guess
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It's the golden rule of grievance politics: you will never be happy. You are a permanent captive to the infinity goalpost.
October 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It's the golden rule of grievance politics: you will never be happy. You are a permanent captive to the infinity goalpost.
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the problem is, and i have no idea what to do about it, they mean it. they don't believe you have any rights as the governed save for those they arbitrarily bestow or deny you on any given day. you are an occupied people to them. they have a view on the music you like and who you fuck
October 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
the problem is, and i have no idea what to do about it, they mean it. they don't believe you have any rights as the governed save for those they arbitrarily bestow or deny you on any given day. you are an occupied people to them. they have a view on the music you like and who you fuck
Somebody get a body bag
October 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Somebody get a body bag
I raptured, but I'm back now I guess
September 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I raptured, but I'm back now I guess
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thank god for the three strong and independent branches of government 🙏
September 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
thank god for the three strong and independent branches of government 🙏
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Robert Redford was my favorite, it’s hard to process that he is gone. His performances made more movies beloved to me than anyone else, I’d take The Sting over any other film for flawless perfection. We don’t expect famous people to also be good people but he was. He belongs to the ages
September 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Robert Redford was my favorite, it’s hard to process that he is gone. His performances made more movies beloved to me than anyone else, I’d take The Sting over any other film for flawless perfection. We don’t expect famous people to also be good people but he was. He belongs to the ages