TeeshaRoo
@teesharoo.bsky.social
Wildly anxious pre-k teacher, mum, and curler.
Two stories converge.
1. Kid has been introduced to Weird Al.
2. We were telling people on the weekend about her emotional terrorism.
Her favourite Weird Al song is "I Lost On Jeopardy." Fun. Fine, right?
Yeah, guess what her Dad did earlier this year...
1. Kid has been introduced to Weird Al.
2. We were telling people on the weekend about her emotional terrorism.
Her favourite Weird Al song is "I Lost On Jeopardy." Fun. Fine, right?
Yeah, guess what her Dad did earlier this year...
a man in a suit and tie stands next to another man in a yellow shirt and tie
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands next to another man in a yellow shirt and tie
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November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Two stories converge.
1. Kid has been introduced to Weird Al.
2. We were telling people on the weekend about her emotional terrorism.
Her favourite Weird Al song is "I Lost On Jeopardy." Fun. Fine, right?
Yeah, guess what her Dad did earlier this year...
1. Kid has been introduced to Weird Al.
2. We were telling people on the weekend about her emotional terrorism.
Her favourite Weird Al song is "I Lost On Jeopardy." Fun. Fine, right?
Yeah, guess what her Dad did earlier this year...
Yay! D Event winners at the @njcurling.bsky.social Founders Bonspiel.
Thanks, skip @katennp.bsky.social! It was a pleasure being your vice.
Thanks, skip @katennp.bsky.social! It was a pleasure being your vice.
November 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Yay! D Event winners at the @njcurling.bsky.social Founders Bonspiel.
Thanks, skip @katennp.bsky.social! It was a pleasure being your vice.
Thanks, skip @katennp.bsky.social! It was a pleasure being your vice.
Plainfield Founders Bonspiel game recap so far:
✅ ✅ ❎
On the docket for today:
🎵 🥃 🥌 ❓
D event final at 12:15.
✅ ✅ ❎
On the docket for today:
🎵 🥃 🥌 ❓
D event final at 12:15.
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Plainfield Founders Bonspiel game recap so far:
✅ ✅ ❎
On the docket for today:
🎵 🥃 🥌 ❓
D event final at 12:15.
✅ ✅ ❎
On the docket for today:
🎵 🥃 🥌 ❓
D event final at 12:15.
I have more teacher conferences than ANY teacher in my district, and I dunno, I kind of want a gold star sticker or something in acknowledgement.
Because I am at school long after the other teachers have gone. And I am exhausted.
Because I am at school long after the other teachers have gone. And I am exhausted.
November 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I have more teacher conferences than ANY teacher in my district, and I dunno, I kind of want a gold star sticker or something in acknowledgement.
Because I am at school long after the other teachers have gone. And I am exhausted.
Because I am at school long after the other teachers have gone. And I am exhausted.
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October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Which fruit or veggie is YOUR favourite?
October 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Which fruit or veggie is YOUR favourite?
Going to start making a Haters Playlist. Currently on it:
- Don't Wanna See Your Face by John Butler Trio
- Bitin' List by Tyler Childers
What other songs do I need?
- Don't Wanna See Your Face by John Butler Trio
- Bitin' List by Tyler Childers
What other songs do I need?
October 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Going to start making a Haters Playlist. Currently on it:
- Don't Wanna See Your Face by John Butler Trio
- Bitin' List by Tyler Childers
What other songs do I need?
- Don't Wanna See Your Face by John Butler Trio
- Bitin' List by Tyler Childers
What other songs do I need?
Who has the scissors?
or
Why is this wet...?
(Pre-k Special Ed)
or
Why is this wet...?
(Pre-k Special Ed)
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
rm -rf ~/
rm -rf ~/
"The chancellor approved it"
October 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Who has the scissors?
or
Why is this wet...?
(Pre-k Special Ed)
or
Why is this wet...?
(Pre-k Special Ed)
We passed a candlelight vigil tonight, inviting people to "honor Charlie Kirk and choose Jesus", held on the town hall grounds.
And now I really want to know if our town council sanctioned this...
And now I really want to know if our town council sanctioned this...
October 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
We passed a candlelight vigil tonight, inviting people to "honor Charlie Kirk and choose Jesus", held on the town hall grounds.
And now I really want to know if our town council sanctioned this...
And now I really want to know if our town council sanctioned this...
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the portland chicken explains
![Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest.
There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day.
What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid.
It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lzlqyldh7nfc34pfffvd24ko/bafkreiap6asa64jdjb2vlv4c2sdritjrntsibvsv7baj6o4cgwcfgsjeny@jpeg)
October 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the portland chicken explains
Reposted by TeeshaRoo
Cat is yoghurt.
Other cat wishes to be yoghurt.
Other cat wishes to be yoghurt.
October 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Cat is yoghurt.
Other cat wishes to be yoghurt.
Other cat wishes to be yoghurt.
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this is basically portland's version of a haka
Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.
October 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
this is basically portland's version of a haka
🎶 It's a nice day for a
light sweater 🎶
🎶 It's a nice day for a
cardigaaaaaaaaaaan 🎶
light sweater 🎶
🎶 It's a nice day for a
cardigaaaaaaaaaaan 🎶
October 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
🎶 It's a nice day for a
light sweater 🎶
🎶 It's a nice day for a
cardigaaaaaaaaaaan 🎶
light sweater 🎶
🎶 It's a nice day for a
cardigaaaaaaaaaaan 🎶
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The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy.
www.chosun.com/english/nati...
www.chosun.com/english/nati...
National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders
National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders Honored for rejecting illegal orders during martial law, Marine death probe
www.chosun.com
September 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy.
www.chosun.com/english/nati...
www.chosun.com/english/nati...
Every week that the wee one goes to Chinese school, I feel a little more judged and a little more inadequate.
I am the only white parent in the whole class, and the only non-Mandarin speaker.
I am the only white parent in the whole class, and the only non-Mandarin speaker.
September 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Every week that the wee one goes to Chinese school, I feel a little more judged and a little more inadequate.
I am the only white parent in the whole class, and the only non-Mandarin speaker.
I am the only white parent in the whole class, and the only non-Mandarin speaker.
"I was trying to peel the stickers and I was so pissed up..."
"Um.. ok. So you were really, um, frustrated?"
"No. I was pissed."
"Ok, let's not say that at school. And it's 'pissed OFF.'"
My five year old, folks. I am That Parent.
"Um.. ok. So you were really, um, frustrated?"
"No. I was pissed."
"Ok, let's not say that at school. And it's 'pissed OFF.'"
My five year old, folks. I am That Parent.
September 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"I was trying to peel the stickers and I was so pissed up..."
"Um.. ok. So you were really, um, frustrated?"
"No. I was pissed."
"Ok, let's not say that at school. And it's 'pissed OFF.'"
My five year old, folks. I am That Parent.
"Um.. ok. So you were really, um, frustrated?"
"No. I was pissed."
"Ok, let's not say that at school. And it's 'pissed OFF.'"
My five year old, folks. I am That Parent.
So that package Mum has been trying to send from Australia to the US in the midst of tariff nonsense?
It got sent back for being $0.50 over the $AU threshold, even though based on exchange rates it was below the $US cap.
Form was rewritten, sent off on attempt 2... refused by customs again.
It got sent back for being $0.50 over the $AU threshold, even though based on exchange rates it was below the $US cap.
Form was rewritten, sent off on attempt 2... refused by customs again.
September 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
So that package Mum has been trying to send from Australia to the US in the midst of tariff nonsense?
It got sent back for being $0.50 over the $AU threshold, even though based on exchange rates it was below the $US cap.
Form was rewritten, sent off on attempt 2... refused by customs again.
It got sent back for being $0.50 over the $AU threshold, even though based on exchange rates it was below the $US cap.
Form was rewritten, sent off on attempt 2... refused by customs again.
This Emmy's broadcast is a debacle, right?
It feels awkward and kinda mean, and this donation penalty is the worst thing I've ever seen.
It's just bad...
It feels awkward and kinda mean, and this donation penalty is the worst thing I've ever seen.
It's just bad...
September 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This Emmy's broadcast is a debacle, right?
It feels awkward and kinda mean, and this donation penalty is the worst thing I've ever seen.
It's just bad...
It feels awkward and kinda mean, and this donation penalty is the worst thing I've ever seen.
It's just bad...
Great news out of Australia!
Mini marsupial bounces back from the brink!
Once listed as Endangered, the crest-tailed mulgara expanded its range by more than 48,000 km² between 2015 and 2021, lifting its status to Least Concern. Biocontrol contributed to the heartwarming bounce-back.
https://f.mtr.cool/afllseseeb
Once listed as Endangered, the crest-tailed mulgara expanded its range by more than 48,000 km² between 2015 and 2021, lifting its status to Least Concern. Biocontrol contributed to the heartwarming bounce-back.
https://f.mtr.cool/afllseseeb
September 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Great news out of Australia!
Y'all thought I was being hyperbolic when I said the tariff bulls*** and the effect on people trying to send packages was going to ruin Christmas...?
Our Christmas presents are in the hands of US Customs now. Who knows if we'll actually get them.
Our Christmas presents are in the hands of US Customs now. Who knows if we'll actually get them.
September 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Y'all thought I was being hyperbolic when I said the tariff bulls*** and the effect on people trying to send packages was going to ruin Christmas...?
Our Christmas presents are in the hands of US Customs now. Who knows if we'll actually get them.
Our Christmas presents are in the hands of US Customs now. Who knows if we'll actually get them.
Three days in, and the first panic attack of the school year.
This bodes well.
This bodes well.
September 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Three days in, and the first panic attack of the school year.
This bodes well.
This bodes well.
Just got one of those mailers with coupons and ads and offers. I would usually just chuck it straight in the recycling, but now I HAVE to open it because WTF IS THIS?!
August 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Just got one of those mailers with coupons and ads and offers. I would usually just chuck it straight in the recycling, but now I HAVE to open it because WTF IS THIS?!