𝖙𝖆𝖙 𝖇𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖆𝖗
@tatbenatar.bsky.social
humanoid cryptid. sometimes writer. vinyl collector. hockey connoisseur. bucky barnes and mothman enthusiast. silly goose. will fight glen powell. tea drinker. dog mum.
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i’m sad about thylacines
December 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i’m sad about thylacines
oop too invested even after like 12 watches over the past 15 years and forgot to live skeet anyway do y’all bawl your eyes out at the end when dick says what happens to each man after the war or just me “my friend lew died in 1995” 😭
shut up lt. ross geller
i need a flask
December 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
oop too invested even after like 12 watches over the past 15 years and forgot to live skeet anyway do y’all bawl your eyes out at the end when dick says what happens to each man after the war or just me “my friend lew died in 1995” 😭
i thought something was wrong with cassie, turns out she just wanted smartfood white cheddar popcorn
December 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i thought something was wrong with cassie, turns out she just wanted smartfood white cheddar popcorn
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Recipe: 🧄🧄
Me: Surely you mean at least 🧄🧄🧄🧄?
Me: Surely you mean at least 🧄🧄🧄🧄?
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Recipe: 🧄🧄
Me: Surely you mean at least 🧄🧄🧄🧄?
Me: Surely you mean at least 🧄🧄🧄🧄?
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i have at least two questions
December 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
i have at least two questions
shut up lt. ross geller
i need a flask
stoned and starting my yearly band of brothers rewatch ask me anything i’m probably gonna pass out with an empty bag of sour cream and onion ruffles in like 17 minutes
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
shut up lt. ross geller
i need a flask
stoned and starting my yearly band of brothers rewatch ask me anything i’m probably gonna pass out with an empty bag of sour cream and onion ruffles in like 17 minutes
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i need a flask
stoned and starting my yearly band of brothers rewatch ask me anything i’m probably gonna pass out with an empty bag of sour cream and onion ruffles in like 17 minutes
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
stoned and starting my yearly band of brothers rewatch ask me anything i’m probably gonna pass out with an empty bag of sour cream and onion ruffles in like 17 minutes
[after i had a little menty b]
brad: i cannot stress enough how much i love you and like you.
me, in tears: gay, you like your wife.
brad: i cannot stress enough how much i love you and like you.
me, in tears: gay, you like your wife.
December 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
[after i had a little menty b]
brad: i cannot stress enough how much i love you and like you.
me, in tears: gay, you like your wife.
brad: i cannot stress enough how much i love you and like you.
me, in tears: gay, you like your wife.
me reading identical ai generated responses on 60 student reflective surveys
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
me reading identical ai generated responses on 60 student reflective surveys
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Who’s your least favorite McDonald Land character? Probably that Irish Grimace thing?
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Who’s your least favorite McDonald Land character? Probably that Irish Grimace thing?
we’re watching the new jonas brothers christmas movie and honestly it kinda fucks 😂
my sister is coming over in a bit and we’re gonna get baked and watch christmas movies i’m so excited!!!
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
we’re watching the new jonas brothers christmas movie and honestly it kinda fucks 😂
my sister is coming over in a bit and we’re gonna get baked and watch christmas movies i’m so excited!!!
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
my sister is coming over in a bit and we’re gonna get baked and watch christmas movies i’m so excited!!!
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I need to step it up
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I need to step it up
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No need for an alarm when anxiety can just wake you up way before you want to be awake
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
No need for an alarm when anxiety can just wake you up way before you want to be awake
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a lovely obituary but this in particular really got me
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
a lovely obituary but this in particular really got me
begging instagram to stop changing and moving everything every time I log in
December 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
begging instagram to stop changing and moving everything every time I log in
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
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The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
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my spouse and my children think i’m a sad nerd for letting my enjoyment of the novel i’m reading, set in 1789, be ruined by anachronisms such as its protagonist using “access” as a verb, the first known instance of which appeared in 1953. i don’t disagree with them.
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
my spouse and my children think i’m a sad nerd for letting my enjoyment of the novel i’m reading, set in 1789, be ruined by anachronisms such as its protagonist using “access” as a verb, the first known instance of which appeared in 1953. i don’t disagree with them.
reading heated rivalry because if there’s one thing you need to know about me it’s that i’m gonna read the book first.
it is NOT good and yet i can’t put it down??
it is NOT good and yet i can’t put it down??
December 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
reading heated rivalry because if there’s one thing you need to know about me it’s that i’m gonna read the book first.
it is NOT good and yet i can’t put it down??
it is NOT good and yet i can’t put it down??
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There’s an assisted living facility in Quebec with a bunch of really confused seniors watching this game
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
There’s an assisted living facility in Quebec with a bunch of really confused seniors watching this game
topher grace what’re you doing here
THREW OK AMERICAN ULTRA BECAUSE IM STONED SND JUST WANTED SOKRTJIGN TONWATXH MOTHER FUCKER IS THST BILL PULLMAN ?!!!??? 😍
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
topher grace what’re you doing here