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@takasugivapes.bsky.social

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gintama is a harem anime they/them 30s | multifandom mostly gintama | 🔞 dni pls, everyone else come at me https://archiveofourown.org/users/sparkle/pseuds/sparkle https://takasugivapes.straw.page/

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sparkle @takasugivapes.bsky.social · 1d

these posts r going to get me banned from the rec center

sparkle @takasugivapes.bsky.social · 1h

adjsgafda just thinking about how i hate AI

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stephie :3c @heyystephieee.bsky.social · 1h

we should beat him with hammers 🥰

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sparkle @takasugivapes.bsky.social · 1h

i want to kick his ass (affectionate) he will die by my hand (delirious with lust)

sparkle @takasugivapes.bsky.social · 2h

bring back clippy and make him romanceable

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H!GH @not0910butter.bsky.social · 2h

うお

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sparkle @takasugivapes.bsky.social · 3h

god i hope so. god. that and some old gym mats

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sparkle @takasugivapes.bsky.social · 3h

thanks for being honest :( gonna pray on this and spend some time with my family :(

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sparkle @takasugivapes.bsky.social · 4h

imagine not weighing 7 apples

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stephie :3c @heyystephieee.bsky.social · 4h

he weighs 7 apples

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sparkle @takasugivapes.bsky.social · 4h

am i betraying my values by finding the well-groomed and gainfully empl*yed AU version of gin hot? lots of soul searching to do today

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sparkle @takasugivapes.bsky.social · 5h

i’ve become obsessed w finding lilith statues in d4 and whenever i guess correctly where one is by looking at the shape of the map i’m god’s perfect genius, but whenever i get it wrong i’m like damn missed opportunity from the devs. dumbasses

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 17h

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

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hsi_烯 @hsixxx.bsky.social · 6h

プリンター買いました‼️やったー

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Fran @galacticidiots.bsky.social · 8d

It’s not ragebait, it’s foreplay. Keep up.

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 7h

Privacy FUCKERS 2

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sparkle @takasugivapes.bsky.social · 17h

ginpachi………..

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Jan 23

Book cover for the classic alien abduction book Communion that features a ‘grey’ alien face with a slight smirk. Title and copy read:

THE ALIEN THAT
SUCKED ME DRY

A MALE ALIEN BLEW ME AND IT WAS SO GOOD I'M GAY NOW

BY DEVIN HERTING

LADIES, YOU'LL JUST NEVER UNDERSTAND

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sparkle @takasugivapes.bsky.social · 19h

i ask my supervisor for this every time and he laughs like i’m fucking playing. no matthew i want my quarterly camel blue

sparkle @takasugivapes.bsky.social · 19h

it’s conference night tomorrow which means everyone should pitch in and give me 1 (one) cigarette that i’m allowed to smoke in the parking lot

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sparkle @takasugivapes.bsky.social · 20h

i’m so sorry but hasegin?

JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 1d

"I'll Lick And Suck Your Dirty, Filthy Body" A Crude And Vulgar Snake-Tongued Beauty Is Cumming! Sudden Homeless Reverse Pick Up Action Honoka Tsujii

sparkle @takasugivapes.bsky.social · 20h

they will so they can use the Erotic Services lmaoooo

sparkle @takasugivapes.bsky.social · 21h

i literally can’t wait until the database storing IDs for verified chatgpt users gets hacked. like what’s the over under on how fast that will happen

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404 Media @404media.co · 21h

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman announced in a post on X Tuesday that ChatGPT is officially getting into the fuckable chatbots game, with “erotica for verified adults” rolling out in December.

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ChatGPT’s Hail Mary: Chatbots You Can Fuck

As recent reports show OpenAI bleeding cash, and on the heels of accusations that ChatGPT caused teens and adults alike to harm themselves and others, CEO Sam Altman announced that you can soon fuck t...

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sparkle @takasugivapes.bsky.social · 21h

nooo it’s not even the 15th yet for a few hrs smh

sparkle @takasugivapes.bsky.social · 21h

genuinely loled at this selection you’re my actual hero

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