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Julia. General weirdo. Norwich-dweller. I like crisps.
But there are loads of people who live here already who aren't high earners or entrepreneurs. When we finally get rid of them all everything will be perfect!
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
But there are loads of people who live here already who aren't high earners or entrepreneurs. When we finally get rid of them all everything will be perfect!
it is of course...
my name is Cow
and wen its nite,
or wen the moon
is shiyning brite,
and all the men
haf gon to bed -
i stay up late.
i lik the bred.
my name is Cow
and wen its nite,
or wen the moon
is shiyning brite,
and all the men
haf gon to bed -
i stay up late.
i lik the bred.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
it is of course...
my name is Cow
and wen its nite,
or wen the moon
is shiyning brite,
and all the men
haf gon to bed -
i stay up late.
i lik the bred.
my name is Cow
and wen its nite,
or wen the moon
is shiyning brite,
and all the men
haf gon to bed -
i stay up late.
i lik the bred.
Participated in the fine old Norwich tradition of putting your neighbour's canary to bed while they're out at the circus.
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Participated in the fine old Norwich tradition of putting your neighbour's canary to bed while they're out at the circus.
Hooray I'm back from the torture chamber, I mean office.
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Hooray I'm back from the torture chamber, I mean office.
I didn't even know there were 192 genres.
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I didn't even know there were 192 genres.
I for one think it's cool to spend three hours strenuously avoiding a 15-minute task that I do every day.
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I for one think it's cool to spend three hours strenuously avoiding a 15-minute task that I do every day.
The really important thing, when a public figure is criticised for doing something bad, is that you tell as many people as possible that you never liked their work anyway. It is absolutely crucial that you get this information across asap, you do not have a moment to waste.
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The really important thing, when a public figure is criticised for doing something bad, is that you tell as many people as possible that you never liked their work anyway. It is absolutely crucial that you get this information across asap, you do not have a moment to waste.
peregrine falcon
goldcrest
alpine swift
partridge
violet carpenter bee
goldcrest
alpine swift
partridge
violet carpenter bee
Introduce tourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
gull
squirrel
fox (in the street near the bins counts as 'in the wild', right?)
crow
pigeon
gull
squirrel
fox (in the street near the bins counts as 'in the wild', right?)
crow
pigeon
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
ring-necked parakeets
bastard foxes
muntjac (unexpectedly and practically underneath me what the hell)
kingfisher
aberrant quantities of european buzzards
ring-necked parakeets
bastard foxes
muntjac (unexpectedly and practically underneath me what the hell)
kingfisher
aberrant quantities of european buzzards
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
peregrine falcon
goldcrest
alpine swift
partridge
violet carpenter bee
goldcrest
alpine swift
partridge
violet carpenter bee
And here is some honey made by evil bees.
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
And here is some honey made by evil bees.
You attempt to clear all the old files off your computer, and then you find yourself creating new folders for things like 'trip-advisor reviews that sound like Alan Bennet monologues'.
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
You attempt to clear all the old files off your computer, and then you find yourself creating new folders for things like 'trip-advisor reviews that sound like Alan Bennet monologues'.
Forgot to buy wine, so we're finding out what happens when you mix curaçao with Fanta.
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Forgot to buy wine, so we're finding out what happens when you mix curaçao with Fanta.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
Watching two Jane Eyre adaptations back to back, for Science.
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Watching two Jane Eyre adaptations back to back, for Science.
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Reflecting on my childhood, I can’t help but think that the effects of putting my elbows on the table were somewhat overstated.
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Reflecting on my childhood, I can’t help but think that the effects of putting my elbows on the table were somewhat overstated.
Fond memories of that one time I could be bothered to make this (it's really easy to make, I'm just very lazy).
Your Sunday is just calling out for this: #RecipeOfTheDay is My Grandmother’s Ginger Jam Bread and Butter Pudding! By all means, use apricot jam or marmalade if you prefer. www.nigella.com/recipes/my-g...
My Grandmother's Ginger Jam Bread and Butter Pudding
This is the wholesome, comforting version of a trad English (white) bread and butter pudding that my maternal grandmother always made.
Use apricot jam or regular orange marmalade if ginger's not your...
www.nigella.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Fond memories of that one time I could be bothered to make this (it's really easy to make, I'm just very lazy).
Exploring the possibility that I might be a horse. Evidence so far: 1. easily startled by anything at all. 2. motivated by polo mints.
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Exploring the possibility that I might be a horse. Evidence so far: 1. easily startled by anything at all. 2. motivated by polo mints.
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Well done Zohran! And of course the real victor of the day - typography.
November 5, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Well done Zohran! And of course the real victor of the day - typography.
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Further thoughts on social media stopping being like the pub, and the hollow weirdness of it all.
open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...
open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...
This is not my beautiful pub...
The strangeness of social media as it stops being a social hub.
open.substack.com
October 27, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Further thoughts on social media stopping being like the pub, and the hollow weirdness of it all.
open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...
open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...
couldn't be bothered to get a plate for my pastry treat and now my macbook has a light pistachio filling.
October 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
couldn't be bothered to get a plate for my pastry treat and now my macbook has a light pistachio filling.
Headline to go here
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Headline to go here
entirely glorious collaboration.
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
entirely glorious collaboration.
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FFS not more days
There is a list of steps people need to take in the next few days
British Gas urges people to prepare as 'four consecutive days coming'
There is a list of steps people need to take in the next few days
www.devonlive.com
October 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
FFS not more days
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If a little girl covered in ash appears hanging upside down from your ceiling dripping black bile and whispering in Latin, lay a mirror flat on the ground beneath her and count backwards from 24.
This works most of the time.
This works most of the time.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If a little girl covered in ash appears hanging upside down from your ceiling dripping black bile and whispering in Latin, lay a mirror flat on the ground beneath her and count backwards from 24.
This works most of the time.
This works most of the time.