Taco Sommelier
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Hot takes on Bama, #COYS, Smoked Foods, Cocktails, etc. Prepare to be disappointed.
Double-fisting, Cooper style.
November 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Double-fisting, Cooper style.
The local sports show airing Bama player interviews outside the stadium is giving me life. They got Horton pinned on the wall!
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The local sports show airing Bama player interviews outside the stadium is giving me life. They got Horton pinned on the wall!
How this win feels. Roll Tide.
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
How this win feels. Roll Tide.
I hate love it
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I hate love it
I hate everything
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I hate everything
Kind of concerning that Bama’s best defensive play is consistently a dropped pass by Auburn receivers 🫤
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Kind of concerning that Bama’s best defensive play is consistently a dropped pass by Auburn receivers 🫤
I’m expecting complete disappointment from and voodoo shenanigans against Bama tonight. Roll Tide.
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’m expecting complete disappointment from and voodoo shenanigans against Bama tonight. Roll Tide.
🚨 creamed spinach for 24! 🚨
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
🚨 creamed spinach for 24! 🚨
I'm watching a continuing ed video and the speaker is wearing a French cuff dress shirt, but with no cufflinks, and the sleeves aren't rolled up either. Just the cuff. It's like he thinks its a pre-rolled sleeve or something, idk?
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I'm watching a continuing ed video and the speaker is wearing a French cuff dress shirt, but with no cufflinks, and the sleeves aren't rolled up either. Just the cuff. It's like he thinks its a pre-rolled sleeve or something, idk?
The Insta algorithm has figured out I’m incapable of scrolling past any video with the Mark Knopfler guitar solo from Sultans as the audio overlay - I just watched like 10 videos with it
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The Insta algorithm has figured out I’m incapable of scrolling past any video with the Mark Knopfler guitar solo from Sultans as the audio overlay - I just watched like 10 videos with it
First of all, his cleats are sick
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
First of all, his cleats are sick
Anybody know what this backpack sprayer thing is? Bama has had him on the field all season, spraying the player huddle during timeouts. Looks like he only sprays their legs/feet?
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Anybody know what this backpack sprayer thing is? Bama has had him on the field all season, spraying the player huddle during timeouts. Looks like he only sprays their legs/feet?
Ok chat - my GE under counter wine fridge is not fridging so I pulled it to take a look. Seems to be leaking some brown-ish fluid, and some has collected on the bottom service panel? Anybody know what’s up?
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Ok chat - my GE under counter wine fridge is not fridging so I pulled it to take a look. Seems to be leaking some brown-ish fluid, and some has collected on the bottom service panel? Anybody know what’s up?
Me when my 10-yo is taking longer to tell me about the Taylor Swift movie than the movie itself
November 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Me when my 10-yo is taking longer to tell me about the Taylor Swift movie than the movie itself
View from the wing - sunset over Port Charlotte on our descent into PBI
November 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
View from the wing - sunset over Port Charlotte on our descent into PBI
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
I went to my kid's Veteran's Day program today and did you know there's a Space Force battle hymn/fight song? It's in the same style as Anchor's Aweigh or the Marine Hymn, but not 150-years old so its very cringe.
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I went to my kid's Veteran's Day program today and did you know there's a Space Force battle hymn/fight song? It's in the same style as Anchor's Aweigh or the Marine Hymn, but not 150-years old so its very cringe.
What a Saturday. Bama won. Tennessee and Auburn lost. My kid’s soccer team won 4-1 and it wasn’t that close. I’m watching My Morning Jacket on ACL with a Weller pour. No Fucking Kings flexing all over the country. Enjoying my smol wins this Saturday, hope you are doing the same.
October 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
What a Saturday. Bama won. Tennessee and Auburn lost. My kid’s soccer team won 4-1 and it wasn’t that close. I’m watching My Morning Jacket on ACL with a Weller pour. No Fucking Kings flexing all over the country. Enjoying my smol wins this Saturday, hope you are doing the same.
Wait since when do you not have to throw the actual pitches on an intentional walk?
October 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Wait since when do you not have to throw the actual pitches on an intentional walk?
Tell me you don't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize without telling me you don't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize
October 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Tell me you don't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize without telling me you don't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize
I see you Moon, waning your gibbous
Tonight the moon is going to become 6.9% bigger than it's mean size.
October 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I see you Moon, waning your gibbous
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October 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Did a thirsty AI bot wrote this?
Nearly a third of Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
1 in 3 Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
www.independent.co.uk
October 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Did a thirsty AI bot wrote this?