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Lindsay (Tired Version)
@swiftchai.bsky.social
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Millennial, Swiftie, Leftist, Real Housewives Stan #RipCity. All bangers, all the time.
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lopatto.bsky.social
as foretold by the prophesy
Managing requires certain kinds of soft skills, ones I am not confident you possess. They weren’t necessary in your cushy Wall Street Journal op-ed job, or your cushier New York Times op-ed job. They were barely required at the publication you invented, The Free Press. So now you’re the head honcho at CBS News. [highlighted text] Let’s say you decide to skip levels to directly edit a 60 Minutes story. It doesn’t even have to be a controversial story to make all hell break loose — because you have neither the credibility nor the relationships required to take this kind of work on. And what’s more, you’ve got a news division composed exclusively of ambitious piranhas below you — not your handpicked cronies, like Tyler “I wish to see Hollywood virgins” Cowen. These people have decades in television, and you have a newsletter and a history of throwing your colleagues under the bus. [end of highlight]
December 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
swiftchai.bsky.social
If Disney backed down over Kimmel, CBS can buckle over Weiss
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
swiftchai.bsky.social
If a rat climbs out of my toilet, guess what? It’s his bathroom now. I’m closing the door and moving on with my life.
michaelhobbes.bsky.social Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 1d
If I see a rat in my fucking toilet there is no way I'm going to calmly close the lid and go get some Palmolive
www.facebook.com/KCPubHealth/...
December 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
swiftchai.bsky.social
I know I’m old and out of touch because I have no idea what the hell 6 7 is

It might have something to do with LaMelo Ball?
December 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
swiftchai.bsky.social
First Jake Paul, now this. It’s a terrible week for douchebags
gadget44027447.bsky.social Gadget @gadget44027447.bsky.social · 1d
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
swiftchai.bsky.social
The children, they were left behind
December 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
swiftchai.bsky.social
Bye bitch
Newspaper headline: Elise Stefanik ends bid for N.Y. governor and won't run again for House Stefanik's move came after Trump ally Bruce Blakeman decided to enter the Republican primary for New York governor. December 19 at 4:40 PM 2025
December 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
swiftchai.bsky.social
I’m sitting here minding my own business, and feel something tugging at my hair.

It’s my damn one orange-brain-celled cat trying to fight my hair
December 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
swiftchai.bsky.social
Starting the new season of Emily In Paris. I expect it to be incredibly stupid and I will yell at the screen every episode
December 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
swiftchai.bsky.social
I’m watching Wake Up Dead Man. I love a good murder mystery, and I love the Knives Out franchise. I’m enjoying the movie but I kept thinking “This was written by an evangelical”. The language is just…not Catholic. I can’t explain it, but I felt it

Sure enough
For his part, Johnson said his Christian background also informs the movie. "It's kind of where it all started from," Johnson, who is also a producer on the film, said. "I grew up Protestant, sort of evangelical. I was a youth group kid, but I wasn't just in a church family. I was really, deeply, personally Christian up through my early 20s."
December 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.

Holy. Shit.

www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
Were there moments that you missed? Anything that happened that’s on the cutting room floor? I don’t think there’s anything I missed that I wish I’d gotten. I’ll give you a little anecdote: Stephen Miller was perhaps the most concerned about the portrait session. He asked me, “Should I smile or not smile?” and I said, “How would you want to be portrayed?” We agreed that we would do a bit of both. And then when we were finished, he comes up to me to shake my hand and say goodbye. And he says to me, “You know, you have a lot of power in the discretion you use to be kind to people.” And I looked at him and I said, “You know, you do, too.”
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
swiftchai.bsky.social
My moms newest hobby is sending me links to TikTok videos and asking if they are AI

In response, my new hobby is taking a screenshot, circling the part that says “creator labeled as AI generated” and sending it back to her

No Mom, Obama is not posting “how to overthrow Trump” videos on TikTok
December 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
swiftchai.bsky.social
Ew. No.
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 5d
LOS ANGELES (AP) — The Oscars will move to YouTube in 2029, departing the film awards' longtime home of ABC.
December 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
swiftchai.bsky.social
My turn!
lightsofmanhattan.swifties.social Justin (knows the life of a snowgirl) @lightsofmanhattan.swifties.social · 6d
stolen from everyone at this point, who doesn't love workday engagement bait?
benedictervention MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty fucking hard but why not. • T:A song you like with a color in the title • 2:A song you like with a number in the title • 3:A song that reminds you of summertime • 4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about • 5:A song that needs to be played LOUD • 6:A song that makes you want to dance • 7:A song to drive to • 8:A song about drugs or alcohol • 9:A song that makes you happy • 10:A song that makes you sad • 11:A song that you never get tired of • 12:A song from your preteen years • 13:One of your favorite 80's songs • 14:A song that you would love played at your wedding • 15:A song that is a cover by another artist • 16:One of your favorite classical songs • 17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke • 18:A song from the year that you were born • 19:A song that makes you think about life • 20:A song that has many meanings to you • 21:A favorite song with a person's name in the title • 22:A song that moves you forward • 23:A song that you think everybody should listen to • 24:A song by a band you wish were still together • 25:A song by an artist no longer living • 26:A song that makes you want to fall in love • 27:A song that breaks your heart • 28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love • 29:A song that you remember from your childhood • 30:A song that reminds you of yourself
December 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
swiftchai.bsky.social
Uhh gee, I wonder who the sources were
THE CALL WITH Paul, Griffin and Jordan lasted about 9o minutes, according to multiple sources with knowledge of the conversation, mostly because it took Paul that long to try to make sense of the events that led the Clippers to discard him.
December 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
swiftchai.bsky.social
Fellow Oregonians - ICE has been spotted at the Beaverton social security office on Lombard. Stay safe
December 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
swiftchai.bsky.social
I’m going to start watching Traitors this season even though I can’t stand Lisa Rinna or Tara Lipinski. I hope Candice tears them both up
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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emilynussbaum.bsky.social
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
THIS is what makes my head spin: The president is not a moral figure in any idiom, any land, any culture, any subculture. I'm not talking about the liberal enlightenment that would make him want the country to take care of the poor and sick. I mean he has no Republican values either. He has no honor among thieves, no cosa nostra loyalty, no Southern code against cheating or lying, none of the openness of New York, rectitude of Boston, expressiveness and kindness of California, no evangelical family values, no Protestant work ethic. No Catholic moral seriousness, no sense of contrition or gratitude. No Jewish moral and intellectual precision, sense of history. He doesn't care about the life of the mind OR the life of the senses. He is not mandarin, not committed to inquiry or justice, not hospitable. He is not proper. He is not a bon vivant who loves to eat, drink, laugh. There's nothing he would die for - not American values, obviously, but not the land of Russia or his wife or young son. He has some hollow success creeds from Norman Vincent Peale, but Peale was obsessed with fair-dealing and a Presbyterian pastor; Trump has no fairness or piety. He's not sentimental; no affection for dogs or babies. No love for mothers, "the common man"" veterans. He has no sense of military valor, and is openly a coward about war. He would have sorely lacked the pagan beauty and capacity to fight required in ancient Greece. He doesn't care about his wife or wives; he is a philanderer but he's not a romantic hero with great love for women and sex. He commands loyalty and labor from his children not because he loves them, even; he seems almost to hate them — and if one of them slipped it would be terrifying. He does no philanthropy. He doesn't - in a more secular key - even seem to have a sense of his enlightened self-interest enough to shake Angela Merkel's hand. Doesn't even affect a love for the arts, like most rich New Yorkers. He doesn't live and die by aesthetics and health practices like some fascists; he's very ugly and barely mammalian. Am I missing an obscure moral system to which he so much as nods? Also are there other people, living or dead, like him?
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
swiftchai.bsky.social
This is why I won’t watch Cruella. She wants to kill and wear puppies. That is a complete story, it is all you need to know about her
rincewind.run Micah @rincewind.run · 6d
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory

he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
swiftchai.bsky.social
*Some* fellow republicans
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
swiftchai.bsky.social
Trump is a garbage person. Every time I think he can’t go lower, he digs another ten feet. There is no bottom to his vile behavior
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
swiftchai.bsky.social
Kam and his mom 🥰
December 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
swiftchai.bsky.social
“What are we gonna cut?

We added three songs”

😂😂
December 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
swiftchai.bsky.social
I already have to see a primary doc before I can see a specialist in most cases and I have “good” insurance
mcuban.bsky.social Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 11d
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.

What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?

Who in the USA gov runs the program?

R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
swiftchai.bsky.social
Tidal does not have any changes. I repeat, no changes on Tidal
December 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM