Slime
surrealishslime.bsky.social
Slime
@surrealishslime.bsky.social
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25, she/her Watercolor artist, animatronic enjoyer, aspiring clown girl screaming into the void from SWVA.
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My sister’s gotten me into junk journaling and now I take great pleasure in wandering around the house to gather junk mail and catalogs. Every time I pick one up, I get to murmur “another one for the harvest.”
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This fox linocut got some color and landed in a frame!

#printmaking #linocut #fox #wildlife #painting
I really appreciate it! Your textile work is to die for.
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100 days of Halloween - 100 spooky watercolors #52 “Skeleton River” #art #watercolor #painting #illustration Message me if you would like me to send you a Halloween card
Weeping Jug, inspired by the work of potter Marvin Bailey

#surrealist #watercolor #painting #bodyhorror #art #dnd #halloween
The adhd urge to barter my firstborn to Bluesky in exchange for a save feature I will obsessively fill with posts and never once remember to open 🙏
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When you saw only one giant set of footprints in the sand, it was then that Godzilla carried you
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I wish my enemies a very: Get fucked.
Bordeaux red, and emerald green, respectively! Looking forward to your drop in June. 💙 🥳
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · Mar 19
Political upheavals of great magnitude have occurred since I microwaved my tea and yet society expects me to remember to drink it
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Can’t emphasize this enough: if you’re feeling overwhelmed by the debased assault on our country, the antidote is connecting with other people in the flesh who are feeling the same way. There are millions of us.
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one time i did visdev for garfield and i didn’t listen to what anyone on staff wanted and turned this liz and jon rom com concept in
I missed Valentine’s Day, but I’m still a certified girl-kisser.

#watercolor #pink #artsky #painting
I never really got into MIB but caught it in a marathon a couple months ago, and it got me so good. They chopped onions on that script.
Thank you, I’ll keep an eye on both! 💙
Can I ask the venue? I’d love to check them out and show some support :)
Clown girl!!! Alternatively titled “my experience growing up undiagnosed with adhd (the performance didn’t end with girlhood!)” #art #watercolor #mixedmedia
Oh shit, you’re really joking at a time like this?
Thinkin’ about leopard slugs.
#art #illustration
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Timoclea of Thebes throws man who raped her down a well. She next hurled in heavy stones until he was dead. Painted in 1659 by Elisabetta Sirani of Bologna, who had a thing for assertive heroines.