SupermanTDJesus
@supermantdjesus.bsky.social
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Regular football person commonly known around the web as SupermanTDJesus. Also tired dad
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It’s so funny that every few months a different agency finishes their report on this and we get to do another round of “yep, the guy was a moron. Scientifically confirmed”
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She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
Dude bout to be CRUSHING the dating landscape in Columbus. No notes.
happy hockey season
Fuck yeah sick Krampus Mammoth
New mascot just dropped.

Wow Tusky! You can do magic things!
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They keep saying it must’ve been vandalism or disgruntled cleaning staff but how the fuck do you not notice a swastika at your desk - ESPECIALLY one right next to your face during a Zoom call? I get annoyed when I notice I left a sweatshirt on a chair, but you didn’t catch THAT?
EXCLUSIVE: Capitol Police are investigating a swastika found in GOP Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.

“The content of that image does not reflect the values or standards of this office, my staff, or myself, and I condemn it in the strongest terms," Taylor said in a statement.
Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office
An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.
www.politico.com
And the WHOLE ALBUM fuckin SLAPS
Working with Foxy Shazam is a personal and professional highlight. Enjoy this music video for the song of our season, “Oh Lord.”

Watch now: youtu.be/TUTj-noIkgE
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Working with Foxy Shazam is a personal and professional highlight. Enjoy this music video for the song of our season, “Oh Lord.”

Watch now: youtu.be/TUTj-noIkgE
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I need “DIG UNTIL WE FIND THE PORN” merch STAT
Change a letter, ruin a song

Master of Muppets
Change a letter, ruin a song.

Kelp!
Change a letter, ruin a song.

Hey Dude.
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And in boomers, and gen X, and millennials, and zoomers, and
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book bindings on both sides. people keep prying them open from the right side and snooping around. mind your own business
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
Should name him Charlie Brown
OH FUCK CHARLIE HOOOOOOOORSE
I will never tire of this glorious moment captured on film
A yawning viscacha
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Happy Indigenous Peoples Day! Just existing makes Stephen Miller lose sleep at night and I feel like my indigenous ancestors would appreciate this because fuck that creep.
Changes committed in PROD!!!
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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“WHOAH! Be careful not to step in that pile of shit there!” exclaimed the man pulling his pants back up.
Fascinated how the guy who made superstars of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson, and Michael Knowles thought that unfettered racism and every phobia in existence wouldn't eventually include anti-semitism
Ben Shapiro warns that conspiratorial right is taking over social media
Beaten by Notre Dame. Broken by Oregon. Embarrassed by UCLA. Fired by Northwestern.
NEWS: Penn State has fired James Franklin, source confirms.
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James Franklin was fired before James Danklin was harvested. This is our “Lettuce outlasts Prime Minister” moment
I know a local guy who can get you some tree poison sippies if you’re looking