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The Cats Mother

@suebench.bsky.social

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Italian/Irish. Slave to cats. All donations of alcohol gratefully received.

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The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 10m

Almost managed it last year. Did a lot of sleepwalking as a kid, not sure what’s set me off again.

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The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 37m

Better move into a bungalow before I launch myself down the stairs.

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The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 39m

On no!

The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 40m

Sleepwalking again last night, woke up when I pulled a hatstand over and fell , bruised ribs.

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Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 9h

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ScouseLakes @scouselakes.bsky.social · 14h

Cumbria is obsessed with “foreigners”, yet nearly all our crimes are committed by home-grown crims.

www.newsandstar.co.uk/news/2559211...

Man jailed for multiple offences including indecent assault on girl

A MAN has been jailed for more than four years for multiple offences.

www.newsandstar.co.uk

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The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 15h

Playmate of the month.

The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 16h

Kathmandu is ace, been there for ages. Dan was only 2 when we moved from there.

The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 16h

Highcroft Avenue, behind the church. I think you mean The Old House At Home.

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The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 16h

Can’t believe that you didn’t check out the most likely causes before bothering an electrician. My mum calls me or my brother first to avoid parting with cash to pay tradesmen. Most of the times it’s something one of us can sort out.

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The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 16h

He was a regular at the Barleycorn when we lived nearby. I narrowly avoided running him over on my way home from a late shift when he stumbled into the road. Early nineties.

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The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 16h

Quite likely.

The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 16h

See that prick Barton is back in court again. Surely he must be pretty much bankrupt by now?

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The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 19h

He’ll see me out, the old goat.

The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 19h

I think I’ve lost my appetite.

The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 19h

Sure that they won’t waste away! They’ll act as if they’re starving to death though.

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The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 20h

Hope it goes ok Dawn, the cats will be furious.

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The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 20h

Someone needs to be at home to indulge NotBob.

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ScouseLakes @scouselakes.bsky.social · 1d

Well, the name of the attacker is going to piss off Farage and his acolytes.

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The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 22h

Vincent climbed under the duvet for a cuddle this morning. We both went back to sleep until Carlo arrived for foot biting (mine).

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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 23h

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This week only! 10% off everything in my online shop. Ends 7 November 2025.

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The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 1d

Watching Jools Holland whilst Vincent smartens Carlo up.

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 1d

Charles Corrigan is accused of Murdering someone outside a train station in August this year.

Does anyone remember that happening?

No because the Media and the trolls on Social Media completely ignore crimes unless they can use them for their own racist agenda.

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The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 1d

Another excellent one for the file @bertwooster.bsky.social

BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 1d

Andrew Tate getting knocked out.

The Cats Mother @suebench.bsky.social · 1d

I didn’t hold back when they asked that question.