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Succubus-optimal Prime

@suboptimalprime.bsky.social

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Possessor of the Matrix of Mediocrity. Comics, music, and geek culture are my jam. Part time goat farmer when not doing my day job. He/Him. Father. Husband. Ally. Certified Bluesky Elder.

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Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · Aug 16

Remember comic collecting friends, low grade is still a grade.

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Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 2d

Barn kitties say good night.

Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 2d

If they spend 99% of the film as a silly action comedy then make a hard right turn into the actual ending of the novel then it will be one of the best films of the year.

Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 2d

Amazed it was only 1 game. Teams know he’s an easy target to bait and it’s just going to get worse from here on out.

Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 4d

Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of 📺

Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 4d

Her whole phone call about making stock and how it’s not a soup is one of my favorite scenes from GPB.

Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 4d

They are one video of a recently deceased podcaster away from having the federal government sending their own private goon squad in to torch the servers.

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Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 5d

Needs to be a Cleveland jersey, Weinberg.

Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 5d

Yeah, the covers are great.

Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 5d

If this how we reclaim frogs from being racist memes used by far right edgelords then so be it.

Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 5d

Top Shelf Friday marches on with another spooky season first issue.

This time it’s Doorway To Nightmare #1 with its hauntingly beautiful Kaluta cover.

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Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 6d

It’s delightful.

Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 6d

Thanks for breaking this down because the in game announcers were as checked out on that game as were most of the viewers left watching so merely glossed over the penalty while waiting for the clock to wind down to triple zeroes.

Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 9d

That is giving off Keith Giffen vibes in the best possible of ways.

Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 9d

The one area that really survived the IR onslaught last year until the very end getting hit hard to start this year. Let’s see what Brad can scrape up from the FA pool and other teams PSs.

Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 10d

Goff hasn’t been hit this hard since the Washington playoff game.

Lucky he didn’t get hurt.

Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 10d

(Snort laugh) I really want to see Matt “Mr. Personality” Patricia on the recruiting circuit.

Rolls up 15 minutes late on a 4 wheeler.

“Why are you wasting time practicing with those guys? They are so much better than you. Anyways, wanna come waste 4 years in Madison with me?”

Adjusts pencil.

Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 10d

Do we expect a TE on his side to help chip the DE.

Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 12d

The wife and I enjoyed it but if I have a year to prepare for the next supermoon werewolf pandemic I am building a safe room and not hoping a bunch of home alone style booby traps are going to save my ass.

Bring on the sequel. Starring Liam Neeson.

Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 12d

When there is no penalty for incompetence; incompetence will thrive.

Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 12d

We went from fighting the surveillance state to paying a monthly subscription for it.

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Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 12d

Just saw a raw copy of this for sale at a shop in Grand Rapids. Was not willing to pay what they were asking.

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Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 12d

Gary Morrow is such an overlooked artist from that era. Just absolutely beautiful work and a high volume of it as well.

Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 12d

Top Shelf Friday is here again.

Another horror comic. Another first issue.

Carlton Comic’s Haunted which would eventually become Baron Weirwulf’s Haunted Library.

Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 12d

Mail call. The first 5 issues of Vanguard Illustrated.

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Succubus-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 12d

They count on people not being able to navigate all the yarn strings that clearly show the winks and nods to the groups most people have no idea exist.

It’s just more static to most but to the groups they want to keep engaged these are clear as day.