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🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾

@subjunction.bsky.social

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60 yo. Yank happily self-exiled to Miri, Sarawak, GMT +8 Traveler & reader; explorer of my worlds. Former sailor & diver. Music fan. Hat wearer. Autistic agoraphobe; DX @ 57 Just a strange guy out there looking for my peeps. Come, join me.

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🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · Jul 8

After a post I just wrote, I feel compelled to summarize it in many of my other feelings.

I do not care: if you are tall, short, straight, gay, bi, trans, something else I don't understand or even know of, blue-eyed, brown-eyed, thin, fat, black, white, red, yellow, Left-Handed, right-handed

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🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 16h

Pigs are too delicious to poison like that, where I live. I can get crocodiles to do the dirty work.

That zoos have overlooked these business opportunities for centuries is both disappointing and surprising.

Profit means everything guys. This is modern America.

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🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 16h

Life is indeed full of trade-offs.

But remember if you can get 50 bores that quickly, you need a shotgun for when that sounder burst through your fence and threatens your kids.

I bet Mrs. Francis McComBer knew all of this...

Macomber.pdf share.google/K3sS6ZR34qf6...

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🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 16h

Dare Greenville Zoological Society,

You'll see some discussion below that indicates there's a missed business opportunity for you here. Were are you, I would jump on this rather quickly. Lest those bastards over at Redville do so.

Please give it due consideration and post your rate schedule soon.

🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 16h

Yeah, and the hyenas don't seem to have that problem. I'm going to stick with the zoo.

I learned the fundamentals of this when 30 years ago. My mother was somewhat reticent to travel to Africa with my father for some safaris. She survived

That was when I first began to have doubts about my father.

🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 16h

Gonna stick with the hyenas and the zoo...

Feeding behavior of spotted hyenas - Wikipedia share.google/8zhLqtZoH4gr...

Feeding behavior of spotted hyenas - Wikipedia

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🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 22h

Sherry vinegars, Chinese black vinegars, mirins, I want all the vinegars.

🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 22h

But they don't eat the bones do they? If so, then their availability makes them very useful.

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🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 23h

Cranky (as always.) Today we add:

Irritated
Irritable

And probably

Irrational

You've been warned.

🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 1d

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🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 1d

In this case, masking means pretending to be normal. It's very difficult and draining. I did it without knowing I was doing it for 57 years. And I'm done being someone else. I'm just going to be me.

It's the neurodiversity equivalent of coming out of the closet when you unmask. Freeing but hard.

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🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 1d

(Masking sucks, especially for late diagnosed autistics. DX @ 57.)

🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 1d

Remember folks, hyenas are great ways to get rid of dead bodies. They even eat the bones. After a few weeks your mortal enemies will be nothing but white turds lying on the ground.

That's the stuff of dreams that lets you sleep solidly at night.

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🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 1d

I was hoping never to have to wear the mask again, but damn it that's a pretty persuasive case for that costume.

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🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 1d

Yup. And always a *great" conversation starter with Canadians. Especially in late June.

You can tell they're so happy you're bringing it up, because they order another Bloody Caesar. (Their version of a Bloody Mary but made with Clamato.)

🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 1d

1993 was also the last time a Canadian team won the Stanley cup...

🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 1d

Wait until you hit Southeast Asia... it's everywhere...and much worse.

Much, much worse.

🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 2d

Alas, not in California.

You're off to Goodyear, AZ to find the nearest one to L.A. country

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🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 3d

I couldn't and still can't decide if the proper line should have been "decreasingly."

It is like when people say "3 times as small" instead of "1/3rd as small" or "67% less."

Illnumeracy makes me crazy.

(Yeah, autism...)

🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 3d

Best line of the season: Vigorously, with vigor, vigorously! By Mrs. Troubridge.

Laughed so hard I had to pause the show.

(What a pasty ass manchild Nicol is.)

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🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 3d

I was going to tell you that you didn't really need to know when you were better off in the dark, sorry I'm late

🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 4d

1A violation.

Lawsuit shall follow.

🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 5d

We like

🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 5d

To be of assistance to another woman in need?

🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 6d

Damnit when The Diplomat Season3 actually begin? It's well into October 16th here.

(Midnight Pacific...I know.)

🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social · 8d

Do you have hair in your nose?