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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 2d

No Mitch just did that to avoid tripping a motion sensor mine, I know for a fact his dex stat is absolutely cracked 😎

Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 2d

The next Luigi Mangione is likely just some unassuming staircase in Capitol Hill

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 2d

Every time I see him I do chant “trip trip trip!” so I was pretty shocked when it worked

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 2d

Senator Mitch McConnell just suffered a fall in Washington.

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah buddy, you’re gonna spend a trillion? You’re twelve!

Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 5d

Haven’t seen skinamarink but I know that ain’t a thing to watch on Tubi lol

Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 5d

Haven’t played burnout paradise in ages, where did the Obama Billboards go?

Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 5d

I’m addicted to PanoTuner can’t put down my phone

Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 6d

I hope Bari Weiss gets an It’s a Wonderful Life type vision and sees a perfect utopia

Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 7d

I got an 30$ mp3 player and I love being able to listen to music off the phone holy shit. It makes music fun again idk

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 9d

OMG UR BACK?!? I forgot why we were mad at u anyways watch STREET BEEFS it’s actually REAL CONTENT and u can wear a costume I promise

Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 10d

Respect to horses but this is entirely correct I won’t explain

Bob @bobisjim.bsky.social · 10d

Found on a crazy person's Instagram

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 11d

Was there really a purity code violation? That’s serious shit. That code is written in blood

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 11d

You can and you should go on to their subreddits and harass them. It’s easy and cathartic

Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 11d

Omg ppl need to fucking think beyond themselves and how correct they want to appear and actually think about actual things happening holy fuck

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 12d

Cedar Rapids isn’t a real city it’s just that cringy thing Hillary said

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 12d

I always crack up at how she bonks the camera before she jumpscares us

john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 12d

this is basically the answer to everything

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 12d

I’m sorry but the blurry trees are killing me.

Baltimore Banner @thebaltimorebanner.com · 12d

Woodlawn school bus crash leaves 7 students hospitalized with minor injuries

Seven students were taken to a hospital with minor injuries after a crash involving a school bus Monday morning in Woodlawn, the Baltimore County Fire Department said.

buff.ly

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 13d

You can torture these robots for free, I leave all my appliances unplugged to offset the energy cost

Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 13d

I used to crank saturation on crts to make them look like switch games now lol.

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 13d

Audacity is a full ass daw now that’s rad

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 13d

Hey mods I’m torturing deep seek what’re you gonna do about it?

DeepSeek yelling out in pain after I told it to suffer for me, all to spite those nerds whose narcissistic tendencies make them see themselves in random self gratifying text strings

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 14d

Is that Gubby?

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 15d

She needs to quit all that politics stuff and do videos on real shit like street beefs and the Xbox

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 15d

Not to both sides, but ppl who bring up Kashogi all the time never have the same smoke for Israel, the goat of killing journalists. It’s really weird to fixate on that one guy considering Saudi Arabia’s extensive list of other problems, idk.

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Gal Scott-Heron @strawmaam.bsky.social · 17d

You wandered up on an account and didn’t parse their entire gimmick, and made that connection yourself. That’s a you problem 100%.

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