Eph ✨️🫂
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Sincerely cannot believe I moved out of Chattanooga TN just to realize he lives there and I probably could have met him one random Sunday brunch at Aretha Frankenstein's.
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I think I forgot to inform everyone that I got to see Mon Rovîa perform. So btw here is a photo from when I got to see Mon Rovîa perform.
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This just in:

He thinks my feet smell good!
Gray and white cat
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So I'll post it publicly online instead, I guess.
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When folks call me a Democrat because I'm a leftist, I have to contain my rabid and fervent desire to disclose that I wholly believe that nearly every member of every major American political party deserves to be shipped to a mysterious island and The Most Dangerous Game'd by a Biblical leviathan.
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And they should not be looked down upon for doing work that is deeply valued but repeatedly disrespected. They should live with dignity and pride, from affording their bills to receiving human decency at work.
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I have met people like this, who love their chronically minimum wage food service position. If it escapes your comprehension why someone would *want* to stay in such a position, congrats! That is not your field of interest, it is theirs!
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It is absolutely disconnected from reality to assume someone who works in a fast food kitchen *should* want to become a Michelin star chef someday. Perhaps they enjoy the drive-thru window.
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Demanding exponential growth is a logical fallacy. We are finite. Our planet is finite. Our resources and tools are finite.
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We are very literally hardwired to release good chemicals when we do things that are helpful/beneficial to another person or group of people.
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I believe labor is necessary and we as pro-social primates do, in fact, dream of labor. Our healthy psychological development depends on interdependent community relationships. We are, whether evolved or designed, meant to support one another.
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Landscaping. Childcare. Education. Sanitation. Cleaning & sanitation across *any* and *every* field. Carpentry. Masonry. Electrical. Factory labor. Farming. Transportation operators. Couriers (from personal parcel services to pallet shipping). Warehouse labor. Retail.
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People actually should be encouraged to do the jobs we demean & devalue. Sanitation workers across multiple fields are some of the least compensated individuals anywhere- yet, without them, we very literally would collapse as a society. From garbage truck operators to school and hospital janitors.
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I love that we call emotional manipulation something cute like "marketing" and make a career out of preying on humanity's based instincts! Absolutely nothing wrong with lying and cheating and stealing to get ahead haha!
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One of my greatest accomplishments as an adult has been turning out nothing like my dad.
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"But Eph, what you said isn't realistic!"

Actually, it is. Please evaluate who exactly benefits from believing any different.

It sure as hell ain't me or you ❤️
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Some people refer to me as an "idealist," but I prefer "realistic, honest, direct, and driven by purpose."

Y'all gotta just start saying what you want and demand it, and then put in whatever effort you are capable toward achieving those demands.
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I think education and healthcare should not only be free, but inherently accessible and equitable across all demographics at any given moment in time.
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I think there should be a price ceiling per square foot of livable space in rental properties and that all property management companies should instead be horizontal power sharing non-profits where all employed members are paid equal wages.
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I think CEOs should make significantly less money and there should be a UBI in lieu of a minimum wage.
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I think things should cost more, be made with better materials, take longer to arrive, and pollute as little as possible.