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Kallisti

Kallisti

@stgulikthestoned.bsky.social

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Fire up the old penis flattener, we are definitely in the bad place. #8647 #spotthefnords #shitskreig #ITMFA #FUCKDJT #thisisthebadplace

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Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · Jan 31

Nope. We are going to call them names, and we are not holding the door open. Do you think they would offer us the same courtesy?! Do you honestly think they’re going to learn from their mistakes? We are here again because clearly they can’t and won’t. Don’t humanize magats. They don’t deserve it.

Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · 24d

@michaelianblack.bsky.social just curious if you’re still claiming Meghan isn’t maga. Sure smells like maga to me. And this isn’t even the worst thing she’s said this week.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · Sep 18

I stand with PBS.

I stand with NPR.

I stand with Stephen Colbert.

I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.

I stand with the First Amendment.

PERIOD.*

*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

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HUMBLE PIE @hughbtruthful.bsky.social · Sep 18

Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · Sep 18

I just canceled Hulu. Fuck em.

Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · Sep 18

Canceling Hulu immediately. No giving money to fucking fascists.

#fuckdisney
#fucktrump
#fuckmaga
#fuckcharliekirk

Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · Sep 16

Magat Cultists need to be rounded up and put into deprogramming camps.

Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · Sep 14

Fuck Charlie Kirk, and fuck you if you mourn his hateful little ass. He died how he lived, pushing bullshit about gun violence. Come at me, magats. I’m not scared of your snowflake cancel culture bullshit. Fucking pussy ass keyboard warriors.

Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · Sep 7

Not me screaming loud
Into the void
Of the customer service department
But seriously Sanzo what the fuck

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Haunted Drive-in @haunteddrivein.bsky.social · Aug 2

Jimmy Fallon is the Hulk Hogan of Jay Lenos.

Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · Jul 30

a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a sign that says home

ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a sign that says home

media.tenor.com

Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · Jul 30

This. Right here. This right here. Is anyone paying attention?!

Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · Jul 30

JEFF EPSTEIN STOLE MY UNDERAGE SEX SLAVE!!!

Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · Jul 30

#fuckparamountplus
#fuckCBS
…but this looks funny as fuck, so 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · Jul 30

Everyone used to call him Yam Tits but he’s gained a few lbs 😂

Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · Jul 29

Interesting. I wonder what kompromat he has on her! Must be something pretty bad.

Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · Jul 26

1. They don’t care
2. They probably can’t read

Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · Jul 26

If those kids could read, they’d be very upset.

Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · Jul 26

Bobo only understands math when she’s charging her escort fees. Money on the dresser is the only economy she understands.

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Dittie @dittie.sheshed.rocks · Jul 25

I love South Park! Download this and share it everywhere. Especially truth social. Oh! Brb

Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · Jul 25

Have we figured out yet why his wife is divorcing him on “biblical grounds”? I’m guessing old Kenny here is on The List:

Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · Jul 25

I’m sorry, why are we giving this crusty ass pimple any oxygen at all? The enemy of your enemy is not always your friend.

Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · Jul 25

Oh no. No one tell them about The Simpsons never aging.

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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · Jul 25

Share the Hell out of this !!

youtu.be/Q1xR3Xidq84?...

YouTube video by South Park Studios

Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · Jul 25

He got it all wrong. It wasn’t “childlike curiosity” it was “curious about children”

Kallisti @stgulikthestoned.bsky.social · Jul 25

Shouldn’t block out their names. Out their ignorance.

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Widdershins Smith 🐘 @msmith3.bsky.social · Jul 24

If Hulk Hogan really is dead, and Marjorie Taylor Green is still alive, that will disprove one of my more obscure conspiracy theories.