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Steven Matheson @stevenmatheson.bsky.social · 7h

I laughed...!!

Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 11h

<checks Wikipedia entry for Dokken> Glam metal? 🤔😂

I feel like my high school roommate at the juvenile detention facility would have kicked your ass for saying that…if he could have heard what was said over his tinnitus.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 13h

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Steven Matheson @stevenmatheson.bsky.social · 8h

The answer of course is that Biden fucked it up so bad it took until now to fix.

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Steven Matheson @stevenmatheson.bsky.social · 10h

"Look in my wallet at my other "fake" ID" is exactly what an MS-13, ANITFA, illegal Russian agent would say,...

Steven Matheson @stevenmatheson.bsky.social · 12h

Only one of those is metal........!

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Steven Matheson @stevenmatheson.bsky.social · 13h

Yep and when you routinely test trace HM in food down to <1ppb.

Ginger is really bad as well.

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Steven Matheson @stevenmatheson.bsky.social · 14h

Yep. I work in an analytical chemistry lab that routinely tests these types of products via LC/MS/MS. You'd be shocked at the amount of heavy metals in food/packaging.

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Steven Matheson @stevenmatheson.bsky.social · 16h

TIL that Mike Johnson thinks that the House must be in session to swear in new members.

Wonder when any journalist is gonna point out his mistake??

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Steven Matheson @stevenmatheson.bsky.social · 16h

....and then Killshot by Eminem.

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Steven Matheson @stevenmatheson.bsky.social · 17h

Wouldn't it make more sense to compare WAPO to other daily publications?

Steven Matheson @stevenmatheson.bsky.social · 17h

I call bullshit.

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Steven Matheson @stevenmatheson.bsky.social · 17h

Is this legal?

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WIRED @wired.com · 1d

With just $800 in basic equipment, researchers found a stunning variety of data—including thousands of T-Mobile users’ calls and texts and even US military communications—sent by satellites unencrypted. www.wired.com/story/satell...

Satellites Are Leaking the World’s Secrets: Calls, Texts, Military and Corporate Data

With just $800 in basic equipment, researchers found a stunning variety of data—including thousands of T-Mobile users’ calls and texts and even US military communications—sent by satellites unencrypted.

www.wired.com

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Steven Matheson @stevenmatheson.bsky.social · 1d

The money quote is that a brown skinned woman who works in the service industry is who ICE is going after. Drug dealers, gangs, etc.? No fucking way. Those guys are too tough and they have guns.