Steve Hyett
@stevehyett.bsky.social
Storyteller, Lamplighter and Saggar-makers bottom-knocker.
Gossip Columnist for the Isle of Aran Shoemaker's Monthly.
Writes stuff. Acts a bit. Attempts to teach drama. None well.
Gossip Columnist for the Isle of Aran Shoemaker's Monthly.
Writes stuff. Acts a bit. Attempts to teach drama. None well.
If this is genuine, I'll show my arse in the Vatican.
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If this is genuine, I'll show my arse in the Vatican.
Cliff came to our school once, and also did a show at the school opposite my Mom & Dads about 25 years ago. One of his songwriters lived a few doors up from my folks. #totp
November 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Cliff came to our school once, and also did a show at the school opposite my Mom & Dads about 25 years ago. One of his songwriters lived a few doors up from my folks. #totp
Cliff Richard! #totp
a man in a suit and tie with buttons on his jacket is talking to another man .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie with buttons on his jacket is talking to another man .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Cliff Richard! #totp
Head of programming at the BBC: "Well, this series of Strictly seems to be going without a hitch."
(Turns on TV)
"Oh, bugger."
(Turns on TV)
"Oh, bugger."
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Head of programming at the BBC: "Well, this series of Strictly seems to be going without a hitch."
(Turns on TV)
"Oh, bugger."
(Turns on TV)
"Oh, bugger."
Tickets for Marillion at the Symphony Hall purchased. £70 each....bread and jam for the rest of the month then!
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Tickets for Marillion at the Symphony Hall purchased. £70 each....bread and jam for the rest of the month then!
Having to watch something on ITVX in advance of an audition this week. Quite a chore as the app is clunky, slow and stuffed with adverts...it's worse than what YouTube has become.
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Having to watch something on ITVX in advance of an audition this week. Quite a chore as the app is clunky, slow and stuffed with adverts...it's worse than what YouTube has become.
Post your favourite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Post your favourite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
Well, if the BBC do get hit with a £1bn fine, they're going to have to seriously consider re-releasing Rentaghost on DVD to pay for it.
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Well, if the BBC do get hit with a £1bn fine, they're going to have to seriously consider re-releasing Rentaghost on DVD to pay for it.
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How did those presenters keep a straight face
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
How did those presenters keep a straight face
"Do they call you Iron Man because you do all of the ironing?"
Philomena Cunk joins the Marvel Universe
Philomena Cunk joins the Marvel Universe
...or rather Diane Morgan is cast in the latest series
dlvr.it
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"Do they call you Iron Man because you do all of the ironing?"
Well, I hope this billion dollar lawsuit doesn't come out of the special effects budget for the next series of Doctor Who.
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Well, I hope this billion dollar lawsuit doesn't come out of the special effects budget for the next series of Doctor Who.
Thinking about Derek & Clive, I bet I know the address they'll send Tim Davie's P45 to.
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Thinking about Derek & Clive, I bet I know the address they'll send Tim Davie's P45 to.
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen day.
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen day.
This is undoubtedly one of the maddest and most brilliant gigs I have ever been to.
#GodOfHellfire
#GodOfHellfire
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This is undoubtedly one of the maddest and most brilliant gigs I have ever been to.
#GodOfHellfire
#GodOfHellfire
Currently in Bilston waiting for The Crazy World of Arthur Brown.
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Currently in Bilston waiting for The Crazy World of Arthur Brown.
Bugger me. Bloody stupid to edit Trump's speech when his unedited words can bury him, but this will just add fuel to the fire for those who scream that we shouldn't trust the Beeb.
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Bugger me. Bloody stupid to edit Trump's speech when his unedited words can bury him, but this will just add fuel to the fire for those who scream that we shouldn't trust the Beeb.
Oh yeah, I so trust an advert with these fonts....
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Oh yeah, I so trust an advert with these fonts....
Just arrived in the post....anyone know how to open this thing...?
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just arrived in the post....anyone know how to open this thing...?
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Fuck my old boots...Roman Kemp has just used the phrase 'the kindness of strangers, and the friends we met along the way'.
Quite a substantial amount of lumpy sick has just come up into my mouth.
Quite a substantial amount of lumpy sick has just come up into my mouth.
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Fuck my old boots...Roman Kemp has just used the phrase 'the kindness of strangers, and the friends we met along the way'.
Quite a substantial amount of lumpy sick has just come up into my mouth.
Quite a substantial amount of lumpy sick has just come up into my mouth.
