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Heavy Lobster

@steelcrustacean.bsky.social

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The reigning monarch of the crustaceans, ruler of the shelled ones, and dominator of all things crabby. "This time we will succeed! Heavy Lobster, away!" TRANSGENDER FEMALE!!!!! BECAUSE NOBODY EVER REMEMBERS

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Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · May 8

fuckit, REAL pinned blost:
if I ever post an image with Alt Text, it is VITALLY IMPORTANT that you read it!
because I'm not an arse, it'll usually contain as accurate a description of the image used as I can manage, but it will also contain additional context.

now for pinned dog pics!!!!

my dog daisy!!!! with her sweater pulled partly over her head, but not all the way. she is a humble little babushka.

my dog daisy!!!! holding her paws in front of her, my hand between them petting her chest. this is a common occurrence, as she always deserves pets.

my dog daisy!!!! peering out from under my leg, which is evidently her favourite spot to lay down, little leg-warmer that she is.

my dog daisy!!!! from an angle where her snout appears bigger than the rest of her face. her mouth is slightly open, the tip of her tongue dangling out from between two sharp bottom teeth. she had just returned from a vigorous walk, presumably in relatively high temperature, and is panting. this is one of my favourite photos of her, because she is just a little gooby and I love her to bits so this photo brings me immense joy. she's just a little furry baby (despite being around 5 years old, which is the canine equivalent of like 35 so she's really not a baby at all but she's also really small and cute as shit so she's still baby).

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Yasmin! :D @yasmiiin-24.bsky.social · 8h

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade

but when life gives you MELONS, you have now done top surgery

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Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 12h

he'd get pissed off and cut the damn thing in two, forgetting that he does that whole "turn into bats/smoke/strange red light" thing that would more easily allow his escape.

Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 1d

.....I mean, I look forward to it, but innit better to be at full capacity to make the best possible kobeni piece for each day? After all, Kobenovember

Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 1d

OH THIS ONE IS PEAK

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Water wraith Wednesday @waterwraithwhn.bsky.social · 2d

I'm up late again, so here's water wraith Wednesday

Learn from me that destroying your sleep schedule is a terrible idea

Also prioritize your mental health over work or school

Ok bye

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Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 2d

goodness gracious

Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 2d

goodnight milla! hope your sleep is empty and calm (⁠ ^⁠ᴗ^⁠)

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Sigma Posting @sigmaposting.bsky.social · 2d

Sigmarx

Source: Marx
Kirby Superstar (SNES) by HAL Laboratory

#SigmaPosting #SigOrTreat #Marx #Kirby #KirbySuperstar #HAL #SNES

A sprite edit of a purple-faced creature in a red and blue jester cap added to Sigma's body from Mega Man X, his armor divided into alternating colors of red and blue like his hat. He holds a green beam saber towards the left side of the screen.

Kirby characters who are supposed to just be little blobs with feet always look so cursed when combined with Sigma's body, I love it.

A sprite edit of a large machine body rising out of a wall in the background. Marx's head from Kirby Superstar has been added to it, a purple face with a blue and red jester cap and a red bow tie. It has two claws hands which have yellow wings with hearts sprouting from them.

In an alternate timeline, Marx fuses with NOVA and becomes a machine god.

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Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 2d

is the red an aura of doom or have they eaten a whole red tomato recently

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Ryan @tkowl.bsky.social · 3d

Dededededededededededededede #TKOWL_Art

Art done by me of King Dedede from the Kirby series in multiple different poses

#Art #TKOWL_Art

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The Dingo (Weresenine mode) @korbyxd.bsky.social · 3d

They tell you "All art is political" but never "No art is meaningless" and I think the latter is a more approachable statement

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GoopyArts @goopyarts.bsky.social · 3d

The Blowjob Brothers and the evil Potato
#PMD

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Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 3d

steal it and repost it, then deny all association with the source if someone asks where you found it

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Yasmin! :D @yasmiiin-24.bsky.social · 4d

historians will say they were only close friends
#YasmiiinArts

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Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 4d

that's fucking terrifying

Heavy Lobster @steelcrustacean.bsky.social · 4d

nah, I would join you in that club. Star Ball was hell but I swift found enjoyment with Fluzzard. honestly, for most games I played it was unintrusive (Super Paper Mario, NSMBWii, Kirby RtDL, Epic Yarn), and those where it wasn't (Galaxy 1, 2, Rabbids Go Home, Wii Sports Resort), it was very fun.